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[Phone (MORNING): No filters]
[Action B (AFTERNOON): Throughout town]
[Action D (NIGHTTIME): Olney's Tavern]
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[Today, at around six in the morning (no, can it, you can't fight this) - there will be one (1) teenage girl in the body of not just a familiar boy, but the familiar boy going to sneak into her (well, the room that Kyon in Haruhi's body's in) room before shaking him (Kyon, that is), saying in her new masculine voice...]
Wake up. Hey, Kyon. Wake up.
[And due to boredom before school starts, Haruhi will later pick up the phone, going "Ahem", in Kyon's deep voice before speaking in a somewhat excited, yet deadpan tone:]
I'm not the only one who's switched bodies, right? I meanā this is what that ominous phone call was about, right? The whole "I wish I could be someone else" call the other day from those drones.
I kind of saw this coming, but, well. I guess beggars can't be choosers.
Maybe we should have a headcount or something. Just phone call back with your name - yes, your actual name, not the name of the person you swapped with - and who you swapped with. Your real name first, though.
If you plan to trick me, however, I'll make sure you'll pay your due.
[The phone then clicks off. Haruhi's not revealing who she is, apparently.]
[Even with the swap, that's definitely not going to keep her down. Or change the fact that she's Haruhi in Kyon's body and that she's dated the darn guy for a week.
... Though, to be honest, they haven't gone on a 'date' since a week ago. But it would definitely be awkward to go on one now, right?
So!
Haruhi will be wondering around (as Kyon, obviously); going to school, slacking off in class, hanging around the clubroom, etcetera.
... Kyon will probably be doing the same thing as Haruhi. Though you might see them together.
Mostly because she's worried about what he'll do.
Especially if Kyon needs to go to the bathroom. Or a changing room. Or attempt to do... well, indecent things.]
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HEY! SHADOW?! ARE YOU THERE SHADOW?! IT'S ME, NOT-ACTUALLY-SHADOW! GIVE ME BACK MY LEGS! YOUR SUCK!
[Housemates and pedestrians, have a totally confused black hedgehog, one much more surprised and babbly then you may remember him being, muttering to himself as he walks about the neighborhood, trying to get a grip and locate his doppleganger, who must have his real body somewhere. Sometimes he breaks into a run and stumbles to slow down. Once or twice he may back away from drone dogs nervously.][Tony wakes up on the couch, groggy and startled awake by someone's yell coming from... somewhere else. Not startled enough to INVESTIGATE, but enough to be annoyed that he's now awake. He must have gotten drunk and passed out again. He was having such a lovely, nonsensical dream, too... He yawns and scratches his stomach and then his balls, like any morn--
....
THAT felt different. That was not...waitaminute, WHERE ARE THEY!? It's not THAT cold in here... He looks down and suddenly finds half of his gaze is blocked by two lumps on his chest that BETTER NOT be overnight tumors...! He pokes at them cautiously, feels no pain (is there supposed to be pain? He doesn't know. Where's WebMD when you need it...) and then puts his hands on his hips in confusion. His hops feel... hippier? That's weird, and alarming.
...WAIT ONE SECOND. He moves his head and feels hair rustle against the sides of his face and neck. He pulls down his shirt collar and sees two healthy looking breasts. He bounces on his heels, and they follow suit. Then he looks up.]
"Huh. I've had worse mornings."
B | Mayfield at Large | Open to All
[Tony's strutting along, tickled pink by this bizarre twist of fate. He's in that Shepard woman's body! Unfortunately, not in the way he'd hoped, but this is a VERY close second. He always wondered how the other half lived... he can't wait to get himself into mischief. This town has been so boring, this is the most fun he's had all year! (What the hell is his definition of boring"?!) If you see him her, feel free to say hello! S/he's probably going to play all sorts of mindgames, gossip about himself to other women, and most definitely...
C | Mayfield Rec Center | Open to All
...hanging out in the women's locker room. For hours.]
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A
[ action -- 305 Miller Street ]
[The morning starts peacefully enough at 305 Miller Street. Birds chirp cheerfully on the branches of the Carolina Ash in the front yard, the sun shines gently in through the bedroom window, and, most importantly, Cade and Jenny have not yet woken up.
Cade is the first to wake up. Groggy, and recovering from a night of heavy drinking, Cade's usual obliviousness is amplified ten-fold, so he does not immediately recognize that anything is wrong. He first notices his strange, flannel pajamas, but shrugs it off as he sits up in bed; it isn't the first time that he's woken up wearing unfamiliar clothes. He then notices the attractive blonde stranger sleeping next to him - again, not a first. However, the fuzzy pink nightgown she's wearing does cause Cade to take a double-take, as the realization of the strangeness starts to work its way through the thickness that surrounds Cade's head. In all his travels, he's never seen clothes like these. As he blinks his bleary eyes a few more times and his vision clears, he realizes he doesn't know where he is at all. While this too is not unusual, the foreign furniture and decorations does make Cade wonder if he somehow wound up in another country...
The woman stirs, wakes, and there is much angry confusion.
As the confrontation unfolds, it all begins to make "sense" to Cade. He's in a strange land. His equipment is missing. Hispowers are missing. He's been physically (and possibly mentally) altered, and is stuck in a room with an attractive woman who inexplicably seems to be unimpressed by all his Cade-ness. AND the room is filled with images of himself and this woman with children, made by some magical process he is not familiar with. Clearly, he is dealing with... INTERPLANAR DEMON CULTISTS... who are performing some sort of... twisted forced mating ritual! That steals magic (somehow). They must be stopped!
Any who happen to be near 305 Miller street at 10:30 am that day are treated to the display of Cade jumping out of second story window, using a tree branch to slow his fall, before running off down the middle of the street, laughing a hammy laugh and shouting.]
" Fear not! I shall venture out and conquer these evil... evildoers! HA haha HA!"
B
[ Noon-ish -- Around Town ]
[Cade wanders into the middle of town, looking for the source of this evil. At first, you see him confront several drones, whose eternally eerily cheery attitudes and plastic expression alert even the very oblivious Cade that something is very wrong.]
" These poor people! Clearly their minds have been dominated! I was likely only able to resist thanks to my superior intellect!"
[Cade continues to dash here and there in town, looking for someone "suspicious-looking" he can jump to conclusions over. (Or anyone who looks like they can be helpful, really.)]
C
[ Afternoon -- Flower Shop ]
[Cade has begun to realize that most of the residents are innocent people who are victims of a sinister plot. As a paladin of Idamra, it is his sacred duty to help them! But of course, he must first make a proper introduction to these people. With no sword, no hat, no cape, Cade looks for something he can use as a prop...
When he sees the flower shop, he takes it as divine providence. He doesn't have any gold on him, all these pants have in their pockets is a leather-envelope-thing filled with green pieces of paper. Surely, they won't miss one red rose.
Cade walks by the outside display and slyly grabs a long-stemmed rose from a bucket. "Smooth," he thinks to himself. "Who could have possibly noticed?"]
D
[ Early Evening-- Olney's Tavern ]
[Cade does not look good. He has a black eye and other visible injuries. Clearly, his day has not gone as planned. He limps into Olney's Tavern, and looks for a place at the bar.]
"Rum? Whiskey? Lantern-Oil? Please gods, tell me this town at least has something decent for me to drink!"
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