008. This was not what I meant when I said I wanted visa free entry into America

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A. Morning | Location: where ever it is America lives 1445 Mitchell Road

Oh you have got to freaking kidding me!

[Out of all the things Mayfield had done so far, making Poland wake up in America's body was probably in the top five worst things.]

Is he seriously this blind without his glasses, I totally can't see anything!

[Maybe the top three depending on how petty Poland was feeling.]

Ew, when was the last time he scraped out the dirt under his fingernails?! Ew ew ew!

[He was feeling pretty petty.]



B. Phone:

Whoever has my super fabulous body better get on this phone right now! [Wow that was super loud. America's vocal chords really don't have any volume control do they.]

Oh my god, this is so totally gross.

(OOC: Will be replying to comments with nowmydialectmakessense!)