[phone]

A lot of people have been calling for resistances and reforming super hero teams and all that, and while I've done that, I'm not really the team leader type. That and I'm on a team that's got both members. That being said, if anyone wants some basic "Don't get killed when things are horrible" lessons, I've got experience on that in spades and if you are all organizing, not getting killed sounds like a really good idea.

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

((ooc: The bikini cannon that will be fired will not hurt anyone hit. It will just swap their clothes, which will be sent home or off camera or somewhere safe for retrieval later, with a string bikini of whatever color and design the player desires. That being said we have strict adherence to the comics code here! Or... Something like that. Also the cannon does not care if you are man or woman, it makes all suffer.))

[As Booster comes home he finds a box on the front steps labeled to him so he opens it and pulls out an odd looking rifle thing. Looking over it for a minute he shakes his head with a worried look and takes a breath. Sadly he sneezes at that time dropping the cannon which fires a shot down the street. This is the infamous bikini cannon, was your character hit, or did you just see it?]

[Action 2] The Streets of Mayfield

[It can be said that no wise man willingly seeks out Death. Booster Gold is no wise man. He also despite Ted being here, has been gifted with a unique way of taking out some of his frustrations that Ted stayed dead yet Bat family members can die every other Thursday and come back. Hell, some of them have frequent dier punch cards so he's out to put Death in a Bikini.]

Think she sells makeup door to door.....

Action 1: 1246 Williams

[After the call from that Crowe kid, Booster went off to do as he said he would. To find that Magnus and Pony and tell them that Crowe and Zidane are OK, just trapped in some goofy parallel universe or something. Either way he walked up to the house and knocked on the door.]

Phone 1: Drone filters only

So uh yeah, apparently the missing people are stuck in some other world or something. Anyone have any plans on this? Maybe some sort of mad science, I don't know? I have a plan, but its all kind of over my head.

Action 2: Carnival

[Booster is now enacting his brilliant plan. At home he took a piece of wood and wrote "DANGER! STUPID PORTAL TO SOME PLACE WITH NO FOOD! DO NOT ENTER!" on it and nailed it to another one to make a sign. He's just walked up to the fun house and planted it in the ground. With a nod he lets out a breath face palms.]

Well... That's all I got.

[Mike woke up one day, the day Mayfield decided to mess with his memories. What if his dad wasn't a lying piece of scum that supported his family? What if he hadn't been kicked off the Gotham team? What if Michael Carter became the Green Lantern of the Earth in the 25th century?]

A - (Backdated to first day of the event at 2489 Kramden)

[Waking up with a yawn Michael headed to his closet and put on his uniform, it was a Legion one and he was never sure why the town gave him that over his power ring, probably because it wasn't as good, but there was a job to do.]

Heading out on patrol. Be careful I have the feeling something is wrong.

B - (Around town the whole event)

[Skeets is worried, not only did Booster not recognize him, or show any signs of a head wound so he was off looking for help, bobbing about as the little security drone was apt to do]

Please, anyone with medical knowledge, I am in need of assistance.

C - (Around town the whole event)

[There he is, the Green Lantern of Earth in the 25th century, well, he has Booster's armor on, but has a Green sweater over it and has lost the goggles, he's out on patrol, though looking annoyed with the whole ordeal.]

[914 Bilko: Morning]

[Many things can be said about Booster Gold, the most important is that he's useless before his morning coffee. That beings said, when he got up in Integra Hellsing's body, stretched, scratched her ass and wandered to the bathroom, nothing seemed wrong. Brushing the teeth, nothing wrong there, huh, there's a hot chick in the mirror... I'll figure that out when I'm awake.... Off to the shower... Nothing wrong there, cleaning... Huh, something's not right. Wait. WAIT! Coffee not there, connection not being made, processing... Processing... WAIT! WHERE IS CAPTAIN WINKY?!? There is now an ear shattering scream of absolute terror coming from that bathroom.]

[Outside 914 Bilko: Later in the day]

[Ok, somehow he's in Integra's body, this... Is something that someone will surely figure out a cure for soon. That being said, its time to do some research. Once upon asking some of the women on his team WHY they got so upset if people stared at their.... Um... Assets... In those costumes why not wear more he was told he wouldn't get it cause it was a girl thing. So now he/she is outside, in a swimsuit, pondering.]

"You know... I don't FEEL any more bad ass. Just kind of.... Cold."

[Backdated to April 1st]

Phone (Filtered to Perry the Platypus but not filtered well)

[Holding a cloth over the phone to disguise his voice and speaking into a can Booster sets his first prank up. Now he never thought much of evil mad scientists and he was going to trick what sounded like a kid's mascot into fighting one so here went nothing.]

HELLO! Know that I, The EVIL Dr. Bupkist Bag Face Head Man..... FROM NEW JERSEY! Have made a new plot. COWER IN FEAR AS I TURN ALL OF THE CHEESE IN MAYFIELD INTO FRENCH MEN! NONE CAN STOP MY EVIL PLOT! NONE CAN INFILTRATE MY EVIL LAIR! Even... If... It is only the back shed... IT IS THE BACK SHED OF DOOM! You may come to GROVEL AT MY GENIUS AT MY LAIR ON KRAMDEN ROAD! Even if it is behind 1489... THE SHED OF DOOM WILL BE WHERE YOU KNEEL!

Action A (7132 Brooks Street)

[Booster spent all of the rest of the day in the oven, and he managed to bake 40 pizzas, one for each cake Luthor stole. He also boxed them and delivered them, leaving all 40 on the front step with a $250 receipt for one Picky Minch]

Action B (1249 Williams Road)

[He actually made 3 more pizzas, with jalapeno sauce and spicy pepperoni on them, he knocked on the door and left the receipt for one Niou Masaharu before hiding behind a bush to watch]

Action C (The butcher shop, for Hajime Aikawa)

{Booster walked in and was looking around.]

Is there a Hajime Aikawa around here?

[Booster had been thinking a lot about this time, the place, and how the 20th century was a bit nuts. Well, not nuts per say, but they did things he didn't understand so he decided it was time to try to relive some of the old days.]

Action - The streets of Mayfield

[Once long ago, to learn how the 20th century worked, a friend had Michael reenact the Trench Scene from Star Wars in a grocery cart through the streets of Venice... Now Mayfield is no Venice, but you may see a cart zipping down the streets as he and Skeets relive that famous moment in cinematic history. You may hear things about Red Leader, or you may witness as Booster fails to feel the force and crashes into an open Garbage truck at the end.]

Sir. I believe you failed to feel the force.

Skeets... All I feel now is pain. You make a lousy Han Solo.

[Phone]

Hey, for anyone who isn't quite from the 20th or 21st century, there anything you do to try and figure this time out, or is it all the same confusing culture shock?