22 April 2012 @ 03:39 pm
10th voodoo curse  
[Action: 2241 Stevens:
LeChuck didn't think anything of it when he accidently stepped on one of the strange blue flowers that had sprung up all over town. It was only sometime later when he caught a glimpse of himself in a mirror did he realize something was wrong.

It was his beard.]

It... it's... it's pink!

[Bright, cotton candy pink, in fact. Not only that, it even smelled sugary and felt sticky. By god, it didn't just look like cotton candy, it was cotton candy!

He really, really hoped it wasn't going to rain today.]


This... this is an outrage! I have seen many things in the year since I was brought here, but this! This is by far the most heinous of all! Whoever is responsible for this... well... you had better be ashamed of yourself!

[Nope, he's really not on top of his game today. He's just going to sit at home and nurse his bruised pride.]
16 April 2012 @ 08:14 pm
9th voodoo curse (this is so backdated oh my god)  
Action: 747 Partridge and BEYOND

[Being a little girl ranks very high on the list of the worst things that have ever happened to LeChuck, and this includes dying on at least five separate occasions. He's so short. And so female. And his face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.

It's not right. Just not right.

LeChuck is not a man who sits by idly, though, even if he is physically not a man right now. He storms out of the strange house he woke up in and out into the streets of Mayfield in search of his actual body and an explanation as to what in the hell happened. The going is very slow, since he keeps getting stopped by drones wondering why he is not in school right now, young lady.]

...And I'm telling ye, I don't go to school! Never been a day in my life!

[Lend the fearsome pirate captain adorable little girl a hand?]