Issue #13: Big blastered bozos go to the beach

[boostedfailure]

[phone]

A lot of people have been calling for resistances and reforming super hero teams and all that, and while I've done that, I'm not really the team leader type. That and I'm on a team that's got both members. That being said, if anyone wants some basic "Don't get killed when things are horrible" lessons, I've got experience on that in spades and if you are all organizing, not getting killed sounds like a really good idea.

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

((ooc: The bikini cannon that will be fired will not hurt anyone hit. It will just swap their clothes, which will be sent home or off camera or somewhere safe for retrieval later, with a string bikini of whatever color and design the player desires. That being said we have strict adherence to the comics code here! Or... Something like that. Also the cannon does not care if you are man or woman, it makes all suffer.))

[As Booster comes home he finds a box on the front steps labeled to him so he opens it and pulls out an odd looking rifle thing. Looking over it for a minute he shakes his head with a worried look and takes a breath. Sadly he sneezes at that time dropping the cannon which fires a shot down the street. This is the infamous bikini cannon, was your character hit, or did you just see it?]

[Action 2] The Streets of Mayfield

[It can be said that no wise man willingly seeks out Death. Booster Gold is no wise man. He also despite Ted being here, has been gifted with a unique way of taking out some of his frustrations that Ted stayed dead yet Bat family members can die every other Thursday and come back. Hell, some of them have frequent dier punch cards so he's out to put Death in a Bikini.]

Think she sells makeup door to door.....

Comments

[beetlemania]

[Right, so...Ted was bored. Really bored. There's not a whole lot to do in Mayfield, after all. So he decided to take a walk. Just a nice, quiet walk. Maybe drop by Booster's and see if Booster wanted to go out for a burger...

...when that shot flew down the street and hit that drone man, resulting in an image Ted dearly wanted to forget. What was worse was the way the drone didn't seem to realize anything at all was wrong...]

BOOSTER!

[He doesn't need to look in the direction the shot came from. Somehow, he knows. It couldn't be coming from anyone else.]

[boostedfailure]

Huh... Thing sure is sturdy.

[He shrugs and picks it back up, shouldering the canon]

Oh hey Ted! I was just putting this inside, in the closet that we've locked that part of Mae's brain in, where it can't be used for evil.

[hit]

[captainofthe10th]

....

What was that?

[ That is a very small thong that Garviel is now wearing, barely covering his spacejunk, and also, completely exposing the rubberized plugs along his spine and chest where his armor cybernetically interfaces through the black carapace. ]

Re: [hit]

[boostedfailure]

[A wince and pained head shake]

And I thought Gardner looked bad... Um... Sorry about that. They shipped it with the safety off.

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[doudemoe]

[Why he was walking around this street isn't that important. What's important is that he's in the line of fire....

What's scary is that he almost pulls it off.]

[boostedfailure]

Er... Sorry about that... Miss?

[Facepalming then muted muttering about Japan]

Er, the safety was off. Town gives back some pretty stupid stuff, huh?

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[bread_goes_bip]

[And that's exactly what she's up to, walking along the street carrying the case of "yes, I am totally working"]

[boostedfailure]

[He peers around a house and nods, checks the firing mechanism and takes a breath before leaping out around the corner and firing.]

HA!

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

[ooeeooahah]

[ Hey, neighbor! Guess who was out checking the mail when you sneezed? ]

What the...

[ Ilsa turns her head, trying to get a look at what she's wearing. They wear them small on South Beach. ]

...and no sunscreen, either.

[boostedfailure]

Oops. They sent the thing with the safety off. Er... You okay?

1/2

[forever_cheery]

[What just happened?! What happened to her clothes?! WHAT IS IT SHE'S suddenly WEARING?! hey she looks good in it at least]

[forever_cheery]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

[That might be the sound of a direct hit, Booster.]

A

[thelonewanderer]

[Luckily you didn't hit her, but a random drone man walking down the street.]




.....what just happened?

[boostedfailure]

[Nervous look]

The town sent me a weapon with the safety off and I sneezed. That weapon replaced that guy's clothes with women's swimwear. You know. Typical stuff.

Phone

[redwhiteandhero]

You're lookin' for superheroes?

[boostedfailure]

I know some people are. I was a member of the elite fighting force the Blue and Gold back home! You know, fighting for truth, justice and the American way and all!

Just I know some groups are recruiting, and maybe some people want to learn it to see if its their deal so I figured I'd offer lessons and if someone gets a fire lit under them from it so much the better!

[hit]

[answerer_sword]

[Bazett glares at the culprit, barely holding herself back from springing forward and punching him in the face.]

...YOU!

[boostedfailure]

Yeah the safety was off and I...

[Thud! Now Booster is experienced in being punched in the face and knows how to turn his head, that and Bazett is no Doomsday, but still. Oww.]

Oww!

Phone

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Hey, I was a part of a Private Metahuman Contracting Firm back home.

Kinda like a super team.

'Cept I got paid.

[boostedfailure]

Hey, I got into Super Heroing for the money to begin with, nothing wrong with getting paid!

[guiding_starlight]

[ Well this is not how Nanoha expected to end up, today! She gives up a little yelp of surprise at the draft as her casual clothes are whisked off to god-knows-where, but when she looks down at herself in the bikini... she has to admire the handiwork.

Now she looks off in the direction of the direction of the sound that preceded the clothes swap, laughing quietly. ] That is quite the weapon you have there.

[boostedfailure]

Erk! Would you believe they sent it to me with the safety off! I'm really sorry about that! Your clothes are probably back home.

Hit, because I never get to use this icon

[drank_the_milk]

Whoa! What the...

[Yuna blushes in surprise for a second, but then looks down.]

...Actually, this looks pretty good!

[boostedfailure]

Well... Then it seems this was good for SOMETHING. Here I was afraid of pain and horror.

[lil_tanuki]

[ Well now, this was something she wasn't expecting. A bikini, thankfully not crab snipped, she was checking herself out in a window before jogging over. ]

Hey thanks for the swimsuit, however you did it. I was planning on going out and buying one but they have these god-awful 50s ones with too many ruffles.

[boostedfailure]

Er uh.... No... Problem? Uh, this thing zaps people into swimwear, but I think it has the early 21st century styles programmed into it.

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[begintheoperation]

[Aaaaaand Fran is now in a Bikini. Good thing she hasn't regained her normal body yet. Congrats, you now have a confused 16 year old blonde girl in a red string bikini. It even verges on TOO sexy.]

[boostedfailure]

Er... Sorry about that. Safety was off!

Action 1

[genkibot]

[Tachikoma was rolling along when it noticed Booster with some strange looking weapon. Curious as always, it decides to go ask what it is. Then Booster sneezes, the gun goes off, and it comes straight at Tachikoma!

...Wait nothing happened? Isn't that a weapon though?

[Tachikoma is moving its limbs around to make sure everything is okay. It hasn't noticed some cloth items hanging off the horn-like antenna housing on its 'head' yet.]

[boostedfailure]

Uh... Yeah... But its designed to really only work on humans, and... Is more silly than dangerous.