Issue #13: Big blastered bozos go to the beach

[boostedfailure]

[phone]

A lot of people have been calling for resistances and reforming super hero teams and all that, and while I've done that, I'm not really the team leader type. That and I'm on a team that's got both members. That being said, if anyone wants some basic "Don't get killed when things are horrible" lessons, I've got experience on that in spades and if you are all organizing, not getting killed sounds like a really good idea.

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

((ooc: The bikini cannon that will be fired will not hurt anyone hit. It will just swap their clothes, which will be sent home or off camera or somewhere safe for retrieval later, with a string bikini of whatever color and design the player desires. That being said we have strict adherence to the comics code here! Or... Something like that. Also the cannon does not care if you are man or woman, it makes all suffer.))

[As Booster comes home he finds a box on the front steps labeled to him so he opens it and pulls out an odd looking rifle thing. Looking over it for a minute he shakes his head with a worried look and takes a breath. Sadly he sneezes at that time dropping the cannon which fires a shot down the street. This is the infamous bikini cannon, was your character hit, or did you just see it?]

[Action 2] The Streets of Mayfield

[It can be said that no wise man willingly seeks out Death. Booster Gold is no wise man. He also despite Ted being here, has been gifted with a unique way of taking out some of his frustrations that Ted stayed dead yet Bat family members can die every other Thursday and come back. Hell, some of them have frequent dier punch cards so he's out to put Death in a Bikini.]

Think she sells makeup door to door.....

Comments

[boostedfailure]

Not where I come from. Some people escape it. Sometimes frequently. Not really guys like me though.

[ooeeooahah]

Not many in my world, though there's a fair number of ghosts there.

[boostedfailure]

I dunno much about the magic stuff, or the ghost stuff. I just know time travel and hitting stuff really, and even with that there are a lot of people you just can't save.

[ooeeooahah]

Dealing with that was always the hardest part of the job. Especially with the innocent bystanders.

[boostedfailure]

I just don't like killing. Like I said, I couldn't even kill the guy who shot my best friend.

Some super hero I am, huh?

[He forces a laugh]

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa has been walking up to where he is standing. ]

It makes you one with a conscience.

[ She touches his arm, gently. ]

Don't let go of that.

[boostedfailure]

Nah, one of the few things I got left, tired of letting stuff go.

[ooeeooahah]

Good. You going to be okay with that thing today?

[boostedfailure]

I'm just going to shove it in the closet and hope no one who shouldn't get their hands on it hears about it.

[ooeeooahah]

Mmhmm.

[ Not buying it, Michael. But she doesn't seem too worried about it, either. ]

I suppose I should go find my clothes.

[ Turning to go, she says over her shoulder. ] Just don't shoot the Milkman.

[boostedfailure]

[The sad thing is that IS what he's doing with it. He spent far too much time in the hospital the last time this was used to want to suffer that pain again.]

Good luck with that, and I don't want to see that nut in a bikini.