Issue #13: Big blastered bozos go to the beach

[boostedfailure]

[phone]

A lot of people have been calling for resistances and reforming super hero teams and all that, and while I've done that, I'm not really the team leader type. That and I'm on a team that's got both members. That being said, if anyone wants some basic "Don't get killed when things are horrible" lessons, I've got experience on that in spades and if you are all organizing, not getting killed sounds like a really good idea.

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

((ooc: The bikini cannon that will be fired will not hurt anyone hit. It will just swap their clothes, which will be sent home or off camera or somewhere safe for retrieval later, with a string bikini of whatever color and design the player desires. That being said we have strict adherence to the comics code here! Or... Something like that. Also the cannon does not care if you are man or woman, it makes all suffer.))

[As Booster comes home he finds a box on the front steps labeled to him so he opens it and pulls out an odd looking rifle thing. Looking over it for a minute he shakes his head with a worried look and takes a breath. Sadly he sneezes at that time dropping the cannon which fires a shot down the street. This is the infamous bikini cannon, was your character hit, or did you just see it?]

[Action 2] The Streets of Mayfield

[It can be said that no wise man willingly seeks out Death. Booster Gold is no wise man. He also despite Ted being here, has been gifted with a unique way of taking out some of his frustrations that Ted stayed dead yet Bat family members can die every other Thursday and come back. Hell, some of them have frequent dier punch cards so he's out to put Death in a Bikini.]

Think she sells makeup door to door.....

Comments

[bread_goes_bip]

I know. Dream always found it baffling that people would enter his realm willingly when he's way scarier than I am.

[boostedfailure]

I don't think I've met him personally, but I mean, is there a way NOT to dream? I kinda think.... Wait, your brother is Dreams? Can he explain the one with the snake rolling the giant donut?

[bread_goes_bip]

He could. Crafting new general dream forms is part of his domain.

[boostedfailure]

If we ever get back home you'll have to introduce me. Or better yet if you know time. He probably wants to throttle the heck out of me.

[bread_goes_bip]

The closest there is to Time in the family is Destiny. I'm not sure he knows how to get angry.

[boostedfailure]

Maybe when things came down I can ask him about this stupid condition then. Ah well.

[bread_goes_bip]

I should warn you he's never been terribly good at the whole talking to mortals thing.

[boostedfailure]

Neither has Batman, what's your point?

[bread_goes_bip]

Just... something to keep in mind. He's actually quite nice, but he's very formal.

And a bit stuffy.

[boostedfailure]

You know, I think if you are one of the forces that create and maintain the world, you can be as stuffy and formal as you want or don't want to be.

[bread_goes_bip]

I'm still not letting him talk me into a scythe.

[boostedfailure]

I see you more as the water balloon type. Maybe a giant squeaky mallet.

[bread_goes_bip]

I've always been partial to a more hands on approach.

[boostedfailure]

So if we get home I should just keep an eye out for you then. I'm not quite sure what to think about that.