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boostedfailure ([personal profile] boostedfailure) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-07-31 08:27 pm

Issue #13: Big blastered bozos go to the beach

[phone]

A lot of people have been calling for resistances and reforming super hero teams and all that, and while I've done that, I'm not really the team leader type. That and I'm on a team that's got both members. That being said, if anyone wants some basic "Don't get killed when things are horrible" lessons, I've got experience on that in spades and if you are all organizing, not getting killed sounds like a really good idea.

[Action 1] 1489 Kramden

((ooc: The bikini cannon that will be fired will not hurt anyone hit. It will just swap their clothes, which will be sent home or off camera or somewhere safe for retrieval later, with a string bikini of whatever color and design the player desires. That being said we have strict adherence to the comics code here! Or... Something like that. Also the cannon does not care if you are man or woman, it makes all suffer.))

[As Booster comes home he finds a box on the front steps labeled to him so he opens it and pulls out an odd looking rifle thing. Looking over it for a minute he shakes his head with a worried look and takes a breath. Sadly he sneezes at that time dropping the cannon which fires a shot down the street. This is the infamous bikini cannon, was your character hit, or did you just see it?]

[Action 2] The Streets of Mayfield

[It can be said that no wise man willingly seeks out Death. Booster Gold is no wise man. He also despite Ted being here, has been gifted with a unique way of taking out some of his frustrations that Ted stayed dead yet Bat family members can die every other Thursday and come back. Hell, some of them have frequent dier punch cards so he's out to put Death in a Bikini.]

Think she sells makeup door to door.....
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart UMAD?)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-01 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah!

But getting paid in "survival" or "escaping this hellhole" will be good enough.
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[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-01 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, man!

Is this gonna be one of those things were you take me as your sidekick or something and teach me stuff?
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Vineyard)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-01 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think, man! Just let me in the field and I'll kick serious ass.

So, you 'n Ted are both super heroes? How big are you guys where you come from?
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart UMAD?)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-02 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like you and me got alot of in common! I like hitting stuff too! Especially bad guys.

And, uh, what's The Justice League? That a hero company like Hero Co?
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[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-03 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hell yeah!

Me though, I mostly bite things too. I got near indestructable demi-god shark type teeth.

I made the news for biting through a building to drop it on an alien invader... and property damage.
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Retro Grin)

(Sorry took so long to reply)

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-09 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously.

I mean, if we didn't smash stuff, the bad guys would just smash even more stuff, so it all evens out.
jaws5sonofjaws: (Mart Vineyard)

Re: No worries!

[personal profile] jaws5sonofjaws 2012-08-09 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Same here!

Man, I think we could do an awesome super-hero team up or something.

Y'know, bashing some evil heads.

Names Mart Vineyard by the way.

Who'd you say you was?