A - 919 Bilko Blvd - for housemates [Keith was an early riser, not out of any real joy in being up in the morning, but out of necessity. There was training to do, and John to walk, breakfast to eat and people to meet with. He just couldn't afford to linger in bed.
Which is why, when he wakes up and sees an unfamiliar clock next to an unfamiliar bed, and it's already past 8AM, he's wondering what happened. He definitely remembered going to sleep last night in his apartment, definitely, but he's not there anymore.
So he'll turn, reaching over for what should be John, but instead is a woman he has never seen before in his life. His hand is resting on her hip, and he'll freeze, at a loss for words.]
B - The Police station
[Once he's managed to get the short version of Mayfield, he's more than worried about where John could be and who is taking care of him. He really needs to get out of here, so he'll go to the only place he can think of that might be useful. ]
C. Anywhere in town
[Clad in the only clothes he could get a hold of quickly, a bright blue tracksuit, and frustrated about his lack of NEXT powers, Keith will be sadly walking the streets of Mayfield while carrying an armful of papers. If someone were to pass him, he'll be handing them one of the papers, which turns out to be a flier.]
LOST DOG
Golden Retriever
named JOHN
Please return to
Keith Goodman
919 BILKO Blvd
I'm sorry, really, I'm very sorry to bother you.
But if you see him, you'll know his name is John by his collar! He's my best friend.
[Later, he can be found looking a bit discouraged in John Doe Park. He's sitting on a bench with the papers stacked next to him, shoulders slumped.]
D. [Phone]
I'm sorry to interrupt anybody on the phone, really I am, but I'm really confused about what is going on here. Is this for Hero TV? Is this something the sponsors or Miss Joubert came up with? I really don't think it's possible that I could forget about getting married, so this can't actually be real, can it?
Is anyone there? I keep trying the numbers I know and it isn't working.
E. [Phone]
I found a strange animal in the park! Is anybody missing a creature with a long, flat nose, and a long flat tail? His name is Perry Doofenshmirtz. [He slaughters the last name, though.]