( action / 1651 albright lane )


action / bodine fashion;

[You were probably taking a nice walk out and about town, or maybe you were on your merry way for something when you just happened to pass by the local clothing store. Nothing to see here right... Except there probably is, and the sight to see today is one distressed drone worker trying to deal with one very, very angry child.]

I don't care, I don't care, I don't care about any of them at all! The polka-dot one, the striped one, not a single one! You're not even listening to what I'm saying, are you?! [The drone keeps trying to calm her down but (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ NOT TODAY.] God, you're so annoying! Stop trying to act like a cool adult when you can't even listen to the plain words of a kid! The world is in trouble if these are the kinds of people in charge!

[Still sufficiently pissed off, the girl throws the dresses offered to her at the worker and stomps out the store. LIFE IS HARD OKAY.]


phone;

Oho, so this is the situation I've managed to land myself in? Onii-chan would say I've gotten myself into trouble, but it's not like I was looking for it in the first place. Oh well, it's not like solving trouble is anything to new to me.

So worry not, Mayfield! Your lawless lands and problematic lifestyle have gone on long enough--justice itself is now here to help you out! Don't worry, there's no need to thank me, justice will do as justice does. [Wow what kind of girl calls herself justice itself. c_c] A tooth for an eye, a blunt weapon for a tooth... Mmhm, I'll show this town what justice is really like!

Aside from that though, about this... [there's a bit of a lengthy pause until:] Pshaw.

[And with that she hangs up YES SHE QUIT TALKING IN THE MIDDLE OF HER OWN SENTENCE!!]