21 April 2012 @ 07:44 pm
[It's all Phone today, but the woman on the other end of it sounds very annoyed]

As if it wasn't bad enough to have switched bodies with that man, I kept using that new height to put everything on high shelves. Now I can't reach any of them. [And Klaus isn't being helpful.] Stacking up chairs is starting to get dangerous. [She's already got a bruise on her hip from falling that she's not happy with]

And the pet store doesn't carry wasps! [Now she just sounds insulted] Bees and wasps are wonderful pets! They don't have a section for insects at all! When I asked the man, he laughed at me and told me a 'pretty little thing' like me 'shouldn't be talking about icky things like bugs.'

Icky! Icky! Insects are far better pets then a stupid dog or fish! They come in such a variety of nice colors and pretty wings or shells. And their faces are far cuter then any puppy's and they listen so well. [HUFF]

Perhaps I'll just raise my own. Does anyone have a wasp's nest I can take off their hands?
11 March 2012 @ 01:18 am
ACTION for Klaus )

ACTION for Dexter and Hiccup )

[Later, the phone is picked up, the woman on the other side sounding annoyed, but resigned]

I disappear for nearly a year for everyone else, but for me it was just a night. I suppose I can assume the rest of the town is still standing?

[Her tone is sugary sweet] If someone would be oh so kind as to fill me in one what's been happening the past year or so.