[Phone.]

Yeah, those blue flowers around town? Don't touch 'em. I'm serious, you won't like what happens.

Tch. I can't believe this is happening again. This stinks.

[Action - Around town.]

[So after finding out much to her dismay she managed to brush up against some Poison Joke, Rainbow Dash has quickly found out that the strange blue flower has an even worse trick up its sleeve:



That's right, it made her human. No wings, no hooves, and worst of all she was practically bald. UGH. Still, she doesn't go hide in one of the nearest rooms. On her new legs, she makes a wobbly attempt to grab a trench coat from the closet to wrap around herself before she heads outside. Unfortunately, the trench coat is all she's wearing - because clothes were only an accessory in the pony world.

On top of this, she seems to be having a difficult time walking. So good luck trying to avoid literally running into a young girl wearing only a trench coat who's stumbling awkwardly down the streets.

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[So in the afternoon there will be this phone call from Rainbow Dash.]

So I hope everypony knows what awesome holiday is coming up, right? I'm talking about the best holiday ever, April Foals Day! I hope you pranksters out there are on top of your game, because it's gonna be awesome. Naturally, I'm totally prepared to go all out this year. Who else is joining in? I can't be the only one.

And speaking of being prepared, I'm sure it's no shock here but the first day of spring's coming up quick here and pretty soon I'll be giving these old winter clouds the boot, so keep an eye on the skies these next couple of days because I'll be clearing 'em out!

Oh and whoever keeps taking down my Awesomefield signs, I've got plenty more where that came from!

[That's right, Rainbow Dash is still trying to rename Nelson Street to Awesomefield.]

[Phone.]

Okay, so we broke a machine. Big deal! Sure, it was the only thing that was letting us come back to life, but uh...we can totally fix something like that, right?

Well okay, maybe not. But hey, no different then how it works everywhere else am I right? The important thing is...

...is to...

...what was I talking about again? Huh. So um, Rarity? Applejack? Princess? Are you still all right? And Pinkie Pie, for once don't do anything too crazy-

[Rainbow Dash trails off. Wait, wasn't Pinkie Pie droned? ...She was, wasn't she.]

N-nevermind, I'll just come check on you guys, all right? I...I gotta go...

[As she hangs up, she feels something wet between her eyes. As she goes to rub her face, she quickly realizes its covered in blood. Looks like a certain gunshot to the face is coming back to haunt her.]

[Around Mayfield.]

[As she said, Rainbow Dash is going around and checking on her friends. Her face, despite her best efforts to keep the bleeding under control, is still stained with blood. And worse, as she makes her way around town she keeps stumbling around, crashing into things, and keeps losing her balance.

Every time she falls, she's finding it harder and harder to get back up.]