nine ❖ the swapping | action — phone

[extraordinarily]

α line; action. (locked to kyon)

[Today, at around six in the morning (no, can it, you can't fight this) - there will be one (1) teenage girl in the body of not just a familiar boy, but the familiar boy going to sneak into her (well, the room that Kyon in Haruhi's body's in) room before shaking him (Kyon, that is), saying in her new masculine voice...]

Wake up. Hey, Kyon. Wake up.

β line; phone; open.

[And due to boredom before school starts, Haruhi will later pick up the phone, going "Ahem", in Kyon's deep voice before speaking in a somewhat excited, yet deadpan tone:]

I'm not the only one who's switched bodies, right? I mean— this is what that ominous phone call was about, right? The whole "I wish I could be someone else" call the other day from those drones.

I kind of saw this coming, but, well. I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Maybe we should have a headcount or something. Just phone call back with your name - yes, your actual name, not the name of the person you swapped with - and who you swapped with. Your real name first, though.

If you plan to trick me, however, I'll make sure you'll pay your due.

[The phone then clicks off. Haruhi's not revealing who she is, apparently.]

γ line: action all over mayfield; open.

[Even with the swap, that's definitely not going to keep her down. Or change the fact that she's Haruhi in Kyon's body and that she's dated the darn guy for a week.

... Though, to be honest, they haven't gone on a 'date' since a week ago. But it would definitely be awkward to go on one now, right?

So!

Haruhi will be wondering around (as Kyon, obviously); going to school, slacking off in class, hanging around the clubroom, etcetera.

... Kyon will probably be doing the same thing as Haruhi. Though you might see them together.

Mostly because she's worried about what he'll do.

Especially if Kyon needs to go to the bathroom. Or a changing room. Or attempt to do... well, indecent things.]

[OOC: All Haruhi tags will come from a Kyon account, all Kyon tags will come from a Haruhi account, feel free to mention if you want Haruhi, Kyon, or both! All Kyon tags will probably be slow as a snail, though and will most likely be backtagged.]

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In the Club Room: Haruhi as Kyon

[thegreatsaiyaman]

[Gohan will be in the SOS Brigade club room after school, looking a bit confused.]

Man, today's been a really weird day, wouldn't you say, Kyon?

[facepalms]

Huh?

[Haruhi stares at Gohan for a second, giving the look that pretty much says "Are you talking to me?" before shrugging.]

I guess.

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Yeah. Everyone's acting really strange...and I asked Tsubaki out on a date earlier.

[facepalms]

[It's not strange. Not strange at all.

Haruhi sighs and looks at Gohan, saying-]

A bunch of people swapped bodies.

[thegreatsaiyaman]

Huh. Did you?

[facepalms]

I did, but it's no big deal.

[thegreatsaiyaman]

So, wait...who am I talking to, then?

[facepalms]

I'll give you three guesses.

I'd set up my own Haruhi account, but finding the time to tag in Japan is hard enough, so...

[extraordinarily]

... What?

[Mumbling half asleep...]

[facepalms]

If you wake up, you'll figure it out immediately —

[She cringes, remembering the penalty.]

If you don't wake your ass up, I'm going to push you off the bed, then!

[extraordinarily]

[Waking up and...]

... What.

[facepalms]

This is Mayfield's doing, apparently.

[Haruhi sounds so deadpan right now. So deadpan.]

I'm pretty sure of it.

[extraordinarily]

What the heck is the deal with this anyway?

[facepalms]

There was a phone call the other day from some drones talking about how they wished they were other people.

[extraordinarily]

And it lead to this?

[action clubroom]

[imperial_ray]

-Who is this guy and what's he doing with Dizzy's sewing kit?-

action;

[facepalms]

... What are you doing?

[Haruhi's just going to stare, especially since she knows the whole swapping situation.]

[imperial_ray]

Fixing his... erm... -She motions to herself.- this man's clothes. And maybe making him some more. He doesn't really take good care of himself. He knows it worries me, but he still does it anyways.

[facepalms]

Huh.

He better appreciate it, then.

[imperial_ray]

He probably will. In his own way, anyways.

[facepalms]

Guess so. If he does anything, though... tell me.

[imperial_ray]

Why would he?

All the cool kids in the club~ Both Haruhi and Kyon please?

[forgotten_titan]

Hey guys, did you see what's happening outside today? Everybody's swapped bodies!!

Kyon-mun here! I'll be super slow since I'm on vacation in Japan.

[extraordinarily]

... I noticed.

[facepalms]

We kind of figured that out first thing in the morning.