nine ❖ the swapping | action — phone

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α line; action. (locked to kyon)

[Today, at around six in the morning (no, can it, you can't fight this) - there will be one (1) teenage girl in the body of not just a familiar boy, but the familiar boy going to sneak into her (well, the room that Kyon in Haruhi's body's in) room before shaking him (Kyon, that is), saying in her new masculine voice...]

Wake up. Hey, Kyon. Wake up.

β line; phone; open.

[And due to boredom before school starts, Haruhi will later pick up the phone, going "Ahem", in Kyon's deep voice before speaking in a somewhat excited, yet deadpan tone:]

I'm not the only one who's switched bodies, right? I mean— this is what that ominous phone call was about, right? The whole "I wish I could be someone else" call the other day from those drones.

I kind of saw this coming, but, well. I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Maybe we should have a headcount or something. Just phone call back with your name - yes, your actual name, not the name of the person you swapped with - and who you swapped with. Your real name first, though.

If you plan to trick me, however, I'll make sure you'll pay your due.

[The phone then clicks off. Haruhi's not revealing who she is, apparently.]

γ line: action all over mayfield; open.

[Even with the swap, that's definitely not going to keep her down. Or change the fact that she's Haruhi in Kyon's body and that she's dated the darn guy for a week.

... Though, to be honest, they haven't gone on a 'date' since a week ago. But it would definitely be awkward to go on one now, right?

So!

Haruhi will be wondering around (as Kyon, obviously); going to school, slacking off in class, hanging around the clubroom, etcetera.

... Kyon will probably be doing the same thing as Haruhi. Though you might see them together.

Mostly because she's worried about what he'll do.

Especially if Kyon needs to go to the bathroom. Or a changing room. Or attempt to do... well, indecent things.]

[OOC: All Haruhi tags will come from a Kyon account, all Kyon tags will come from a Haruhi account, feel free to mention if you want Haruhi, Kyon, or both! All Kyon tags will probably be slow as a snail, though and will most likely be backtagged.]

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[facepalms]

Anyway, put it on.

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[Blindfold GET?]

[facepalms]

[Out of sheer curiosity, and that only... she'll come up behind him and grope him? Well, it's her body, but this way kind of feels different.

And is slightly more enjoyable. Oh, how she missed this...]

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H-hey! What are you doing!?

[facepalms]

It's my body, I can do whatever I want with it, right?

[Squeeeezing those small breasts of hers.]

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Not while I'm the one in it!

[facepalms]

Don't be such a killjoy.

[... Fine, she'll just put on some random clothes. It will be all pink. A tank top and a skirt.]

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... [Deadpan]

[facepalms]

I guess since you changed, I should go change too.

[Since she's still in pajamas.]

You look nice, though.

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Right, uh... Thanks?

(Is that supposed to be a compliment to me or herself?)

[facepalms]

[Obviously, Haruhi has no idea.

... Maybe both?]

Let's go, then.

[He'll grab her hand. Thankfully, he's not strong enough to drag... Kyon around. Nor does he want to.]

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[Off we go...?]

[facepalms]

[And when they're there-]

You can choose the outfit, if you want.

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Choose whatever.

[facepalms]

Okay.

[g... going with whatever casual wear is there because that's safe, right?!]

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[Sounds good...?]

[facepalms]

[and huff huff!!

okay, done changing!]

This is okay, right?

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Yeah, that's fine...

[facepalms]

That's good.

[nope, that's not a smile on her face, no way]

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... [This is way too weird like this, but... kiss~?]

[facepalms]

[OBVIOUSLY

but the kiss is totally worth it]

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I love you Haruhi.

[facepalms]

Me too.

[... okay this is sounding awkward, though Haruhi secretly wishes she had a tape recorder to record all this.]

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[So, what do?]

[facepalms]

Hey, Kyon. Are you hungry?

[She doesn't want her body to... go bad, or something.]

I can make something to eat.