+- Third Coin -+

[skypiratejohnny]

A. Action: 1488 Kramden: [First thing's first! Johnny realized something was off right away when he woke up that morning. ... in a dog house. He really didn't think he drank anything the night before that would've caused him to take a nap of recovery in... a dog house. Second! Upon stretching and heading outside of said dog house, that's when he noticed something else was amiss. This... wasn't... his... body.

In an almost comical fashion, he raced to the back door of the house before him and began to 'knock' on it endlessly until someone opened up.]

B. Action: Anywhere!: [The next thing he had to do, was to check up on Dizzy... he had noticed quite a bit of confused looks on people's faces... maybe he'd find out where his body was. Hopefully.]

Comments

B - Found his body!

[party_hard]

[Pinkie, upon finding herself in the body of a rather imposing human man, had immediately taken it upon herself to find said man a nice, pink T-shirt, pink pants, and a pink hat. There are now probably some traumatized drones over at the clothing store.

She's now skipping down the sidewalks of Mayfield, singing a little song to herself when she spots Johnny. She stops skipping and makes with an overly dramatic point.]

HEY! THAT'S MY BODY!

[She doesn't sound angry, just excited. In fact, she's jumping up and down and clapping.]

Oh... my god.

[skypiratejohnny]

[When he found his body... he was... speechless. In fact, poor guy was just... STARING at himself.]

[party_hard]

That's a REALLY neat trick! How'd you do it?

...and do you think you could maybe undo it? I like my body better. It's bouncier!

[She's jumping up and down like a little girl as though to demonstrate this.]

[skypiratejohnny]

I... would... n-never...

[That choice of clothing! That over-excitement.]

... I would never have pulled such a trick! Wait... bouncier? Wait, wait, wait... STOP that. How long have you been... going around looking like that?

[party_hard]

[Pinkie looks thoughtful for a moment.]

Oh, since this morning, I guess! I didn't stick around in the house for too long--I wanted to see what this body can do! And get it some pretty clothes!

[ALL DAY. She has been like this ALL DAY, Johnny.]

What's wrong with bouncing, anyway?

[Still bouncing as she asks that.]

[skypiratejohnny]

Since... this morning...?

[He sounded almost horrified at learning such a fact!]

Nothing's wrong with bouncing... it's just something I wouldn't do. Your clothes... aren't something I would wear. Just... you're... you're doing it all wrong!

[party_hard]

Yeah! Since this morning!

[Problem, what problem?]

Doing what all wrong?

[skypiratejohnny]

Oh... you know. If you're in my body, I would expect for you to... take care of it. So if you would please just stop, we can sort this out.

[party_hard]

Oh! Ohhhhh! I get it!

[Bouncing.]

But then you need to take care of mine, too! 'Cause we're BODY BUDDIES!

[skypiratejohnny]

Okay. Sounds fair enough... though if that's the case then...

[A defeated sigh.]

If you look like me, you're going to have to act like me. It'll be a game of sorts. ... and yes, I suppose that... in return, I'll have to act... like you.

[Look! He's gonna try it too! ... one tiny hop. Yup.]

See? Now that I've started us out, you have to realize, I don't bounce around like that.

[party_hard]

Ohhh, a GAME!

[She looks SUPER EXCITED.]

Okay, okay! I can do that, right!

[She claps her hands rapidly a few times and then, miraculously, stops bouncing.]

You need to put more feeling into your bounces!

[And have a girlish giggle.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[Oh... it hurt. It hurt so much to watch his body do such... such... all those cutesy girly things.]

More feeling. Right.

[Look, have a couple of bounces... because he feels really silly doing this.]

[party_hard]

That's better! That's much better! Put some feeling in it!

[She is clapping to egg Johnny on. The clapping is probably not helping in the way she thinks it is.]

b

[imperial_ray]

-He won't find Dizzy. Instead, he'll find Sol on her porch, headphones on and listening to some Queen records. Other than the fact that Sol looks CLEAN and NICE, nothing seems out of place.-

[skypiratejohnny]

Oh... Hi... Sol?

[He was clearly missing something.]

[imperial_ray]

Hi! -TOO CHEERY! TOO CHEERY!-

Are you one of Sol's friends?

[skypiratejohnny]

[Poor Johnny nearly jumped back in shock.]

... you're... not Sol?

[So then Sol got a body swap too... but if he was sitting on Dizzy's front porch then...]

D-Dizzy??

[imperial_ray]

Um... Do I know you?

[skypiratejohnny]

Hm. I suppose this does seem a bit... odd.

Maybe you're not Dizzy?

[imperial_ray]

No, I'm definitely Dizzy...

[skypiratejohnny]

O-oh...

Dizzy. I... trust your day has been good so far? Despite... waking up in... that?

[party_hard]

[And look! It's Johnny's body! Probably grinning kind of unnaturally! And it is approaching and waving to get the pony's attention!]

Hey! I almost lost you there!

[Pinkie Pie, the body's current owner, grins at Dizzy.]

Hey there!

[imperial_ray]

-The realization was written pretty clearly on her face.-

Oh! I get it now! You guys swapped bodies too!

[skypiratejohnny]

[He could've pulled it off.]

Yeah... I had to come by to make sure you were alright. ... I'm hoping that Sol is taking care of your own body then?

[He cast a nervous glance at his own frame.]

[party_hard]

Yeah, we're body buddies now!

[Huge grin.]

It's been really weird but really fun! Aren't you going to hang out with your body buddy?