+- Third Coin -+

[skypiratejohnny]

A. Action: 1488 Kramden: [First thing's first! Johnny realized something was off right away when he woke up that morning. ... in a dog house. He really didn't think he drank anything the night before that would've caused him to take a nap of recovery in... a dog house. Second! Upon stretching and heading outside of said dog house, that's when he noticed something else was amiss. This... wasn't... his... body.

In an almost comical fashion, he raced to the back door of the house before him and began to 'knock' on it endlessly until someone opened up.]

B. Action: Anywhere!: [The next thing he had to do, was to check up on Dizzy... he had noticed quite a bit of confused looks on people's faces... maybe he'd find out where his body was. Hopefully.]

Comments

Oh... my god.

[skypiratejohnny]

[When he found his body... he was... speechless. In fact, poor guy was just... STARING at himself.]

[party_hard]

That's a REALLY neat trick! How'd you do it?

...and do you think you could maybe undo it? I like my body better. It's bouncier!

[She's jumping up and down like a little girl as though to demonstrate this.]

[skypiratejohnny]

I... would... n-never...

[That choice of clothing! That over-excitement.]

... I would never have pulled such a trick! Wait... bouncier? Wait, wait, wait... STOP that. How long have you been... going around looking like that?

[party_hard]

[Pinkie looks thoughtful for a moment.]

Oh, since this morning, I guess! I didn't stick around in the house for too long--I wanted to see what this body can do! And get it some pretty clothes!

[ALL DAY. She has been like this ALL DAY, Johnny.]

What's wrong with bouncing, anyway?

[Still bouncing as she asks that.]

[skypiratejohnny]

Since... this morning...?

[He sounded almost horrified at learning such a fact!]

Nothing's wrong with bouncing... it's just something I wouldn't do. Your clothes... aren't something I would wear. Just... you're... you're doing it all wrong!

[party_hard]

Yeah! Since this morning!

[Problem, what problem?]

Doing what all wrong?

[skypiratejohnny]

Oh... you know. If you're in my body, I would expect for you to... take care of it. So if you would please just stop, we can sort this out.

[party_hard]

Oh! Ohhhhh! I get it!

[Bouncing.]

But then you need to take care of mine, too! 'Cause we're BODY BUDDIES!

[skypiratejohnny]

Okay. Sounds fair enough... though if that's the case then...

[A defeated sigh.]

If you look like me, you're going to have to act like me. It'll be a game of sorts. ... and yes, I suppose that... in return, I'll have to act... like you.

[Look! He's gonna try it too! ... one tiny hop. Yup.]

See? Now that I've started us out, you have to realize, I don't bounce around like that.

[party_hard]

Ohhh, a GAME!

[She looks SUPER EXCITED.]

Okay, okay! I can do that, right!

[She claps her hands rapidly a few times and then, miraculously, stops bouncing.]

You need to put more feeling into your bounces!

[And have a girlish giggle.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[Oh... it hurt. It hurt so much to watch his body do such... such... all those cutesy girly things.]

More feeling. Right.

[Look, have a couple of bounces... because he feels really silly doing this.]

[party_hard]

That's better! That's much better! Put some feeling in it!

[She is clapping to egg Johnny on. The clapping is probably not helping in the way she thinks it is.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[He resumes bouncing in place as he begins to speak. At least he's catching on.]

Okay, first off... we're going to have to get some different clothes for me to... for you to wear. Pink is... out of fashion this year.

[party_hard]

But I LIKE pink! I don't care about fashion; that's Rarity's department!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Bouncing as he's talking!]

Ah! But you see, if you're going to be me, then you gotta do what I like. It's how the game works.

[party_hard]

Ohhhh! I get it! So what sorts of things do you like to wear?

And you're doing really good at the bouncing! I usually do it when I'm excited! And I've been so excited lately here in a new place!

[skypiratejohnny]

Let's... let's go back to the house and we'll find something suitable in there, I'm sure.

[He stopped bouncing for a moment, and looked down at a hoof. Then looked back up at himself.]

I must admit, I'm surprised you managed to even get yourself dressed.

[party_hard]

Figuring these things out was fun! I made a game of it!

[Wiggling thumbs and fingers for emphasis.]

[skypiratejohnny]

A game?

What... else did you?

[party_hard]

Well, I went running around to test your legs, but someone kept yelling "STREAKER!" at me really loud...

That's when I went to play dress-up!

[skypiratejohnny]

Streaker?

[Oh. No. She didn't do THAT... did she? Oh look, he stared in utmost disbelief.]

[party_hard]

[Hey, there was a transitional phase in between getting the old clothes off and the new clothes on. She usually doesn't wear clothes! She thought it would be okay!]

Yeah, I don't know what their problem was after I got all the old clothes off! I changed right at the store and everything!

[skypiratejohnny]

[He's still staring. You might've broke him.]

[party_hard]

Hey, are you okay?

[She is poking you on the nose now.]

Is something wrong?

[skypiratejohnny]

[Oh, well that brought him back. Sort of. He's still staring!]

You didn't, talk to anyone, did you?