+- Third Coin -+

[skypiratejohnny]

A. Action: 1488 Kramden: [First thing's first! Johnny realized something was off right away when he woke up that morning. ... in a dog house. He really didn't think he drank anything the night before that would've caused him to take a nap of recovery in... a dog house. Second! Upon stretching and heading outside of said dog house, that's when he noticed something else was amiss. This... wasn't... his... body.

In an almost comical fashion, he raced to the back door of the house before him and began to 'knock' on it endlessly until someone opened up.]

B. Action: Anywhere!: [The next thing he had to do, was to check up on Dizzy... he had noticed quite a bit of confused looks on people's faces... maybe he'd find out where his body was. Hopefully.]

Comments

[party_hard]

Ohhh, a GAME!

[She looks SUPER EXCITED.]

Okay, okay! I can do that, right!

[She claps her hands rapidly a few times and then, miraculously, stops bouncing.]

You need to put more feeling into your bounces!

[And have a girlish giggle.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[Oh... it hurt. It hurt so much to watch his body do such... such... all those cutesy girly things.]

More feeling. Right.

[Look, have a couple of bounces... because he feels really silly doing this.]

[party_hard]

That's better! That's much better! Put some feeling in it!

[She is clapping to egg Johnny on. The clapping is probably not helping in the way she thinks it is.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[He resumes bouncing in place as he begins to speak. At least he's catching on.]

Okay, first off... we're going to have to get some different clothes for me to... for you to wear. Pink is... out of fashion this year.

[party_hard]

But I LIKE pink! I don't care about fashion; that's Rarity's department!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Bouncing as he's talking!]

Ah! But you see, if you're going to be me, then you gotta do what I like. It's how the game works.

[party_hard]

Ohhhh! I get it! So what sorts of things do you like to wear?

And you're doing really good at the bouncing! I usually do it when I'm excited! And I've been so excited lately here in a new place!

[skypiratejohnny]

Let's... let's go back to the house and we'll find something suitable in there, I'm sure.

[He stopped bouncing for a moment, and looked down at a hoof. Then looked back up at himself.]

I must admit, I'm surprised you managed to even get yourself dressed.

[party_hard]

Figuring these things out was fun! I made a game of it!

[Wiggling thumbs and fingers for emphasis.]

[skypiratejohnny]

A game?

What... else did you?

[party_hard]

Well, I went running around to test your legs, but someone kept yelling "STREAKER!" at me really loud...

That's when I went to play dress-up!

[skypiratejohnny]

Streaker?

[Oh. No. She didn't do THAT... did she? Oh look, he stared in utmost disbelief.]

[party_hard]

[Hey, there was a transitional phase in between getting the old clothes off and the new clothes on. She usually doesn't wear clothes! She thought it would be okay!]

Yeah, I don't know what their problem was after I got all the old clothes off! I changed right at the store and everything!

[skypiratejohnny]

[He's still staring. You might've broke him.]

[party_hard]

Hey, are you okay?

[She is poking you on the nose now.]

Is something wrong?

[skypiratejohnny]

[Oh, well that brought him back. Sort of. He's still staring!]

You didn't, talk to anyone, did you?

[party_hard]

I just called out hellos and good mornings to everypony like I always do!

And I sang some of them songs! Like I always do!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Calm down, Johnny... with any luck... no one will remember this day at all. Hopefully.]

Ah... hah hah... yes, of course you did. Which means, I did... I'm prone to giving a friendly hello myself, but I don't sing songs to just anyone...

[party_hard]

Oh, but singing songs is lots of fun!

And your singing voice was really different to play with! It's so deep compared to mine!

[skypiratejohnny]

Of course. Of course it is. Though I save that for "special" people.

[party_hard]

What kind of special people?! I could sing to those special people FOR YOU while I'm pretending to BE you! As part of the game!

I'd be really good at it, honest!

[skypiratejohnny]

[He thought about it. He really did! It would amuse Dizzy somewhat... right?]

Let's... hold onto that thought for now. Come on then, we have to find you something more suitable to wear.

[party_hard]

Okay!

[And she will follow along after him. She's trying to walk like a normal person, but it's pretty clear she's resisting the urge to start skipping. And she's still smiling and waving at random people and yelling out greetings.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[On the way to the department store, poor Johnny had to remember to put a bounce in his step. That and, every now and again he would trip. Four legs, seriously? Unfortunately for him, he figured he could just waltz right on in and... was immediately chased outside.]

What the-- how rude!

[party_hard]

It's because they think you're a dog!

Or sometimes a cat.

They're really mean sometimes! Today was the first day I was able to go in there! It's a pretty neat place!