+- Third Coin -+

[skypiratejohnny]

A. Action: 1488 Kramden: [First thing's first! Johnny realized something was off right away when he woke up that morning. ... in a dog house. He really didn't think he drank anything the night before that would've caused him to take a nap of recovery in... a dog house. Second! Upon stretching and heading outside of said dog house, that's when he noticed something else was amiss. This... wasn't... his... body.

In an almost comical fashion, he raced to the back door of the house before him and began to 'knock' on it endlessly until someone opened up.]

B. Action: Anywhere!: [The next thing he had to do, was to check up on Dizzy... he had noticed quite a bit of confused looks on people's faces... maybe he'd find out where his body was. Hopefully.]

Comments

[party_hard]

I just called out hellos and good mornings to everypony like I always do!

And I sang some of them songs! Like I always do!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Calm down, Johnny... with any luck... no one will remember this day at all. Hopefully.]

Ah... hah hah... yes, of course you did. Which means, I did... I'm prone to giving a friendly hello myself, but I don't sing songs to just anyone...

[party_hard]

Oh, but singing songs is lots of fun!

And your singing voice was really different to play with! It's so deep compared to mine!

[skypiratejohnny]

Of course. Of course it is. Though I save that for "special" people.

[party_hard]

What kind of special people?! I could sing to those special people FOR YOU while I'm pretending to BE you! As part of the game!

I'd be really good at it, honest!

[skypiratejohnny]

[He thought about it. He really did! It would amuse Dizzy somewhat... right?]

Let's... hold onto that thought for now. Come on then, we have to find you something more suitable to wear.

[party_hard]

Okay!

[And she will follow along after him. She's trying to walk like a normal person, but it's pretty clear she's resisting the urge to start skipping. And she's still smiling and waving at random people and yelling out greetings.]

[skypiratejohnny]

[On the way to the department store, poor Johnny had to remember to put a bounce in his step. That and, every now and again he would trip. Four legs, seriously? Unfortunately for him, he figured he could just waltz right on in and... was immediately chased outside.]

What the-- how rude!

[party_hard]

It's because they think you're a dog!

Or sometimes a cat.

They're really mean sometimes! Today was the first day I was able to go in there! It's a pretty neat place!

[skypiratejohnny]

I'm sure it was. Think... think think... Ah!

Go inside, and look for something... something... unique! Bring it over to the window so I can look it over.

[That would work... right?]

[party_hard]

OKAY!

[Surely, this will end well, right? Several minutes later, Pinkie will appear at the window. She's now wearing the world's tackiest Hawaiian print shirt and a pair of horribly ugly pink and green golf shorts, as well as loafers and a bright red woman's hat.]

HOW'S THIS? You wanted unique, I got unique!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Almost immediately does Johnny press his nose against the window. All he can do is shake his head in disapproval.]

[party_hard]

Not good? Okay, what color should I be looking for?

[skypiratejohnny]

Well, look for something... a little more... handsome.

[Little did Johnny realize, he was asking the wrong pony to go find something that looked stylish.]

[party_hard]

Handsome! Got it!

[And minutes later, Pinkie shows up in a lavender dressing jacket, fez, and striped black and white bicycle shorts. She's also rocking a black socks and brown sandals combo.

In addition to this, she is wearing a lot of costume jewelry. Mr. T levels of jewelry. And a monocle.]

How's this?

[skypiratejohnny]

[That was... hardly any better. He didn't wear jewelry. It took too much away from his handsome features! ... and what was with the monocle? Immediately he shook his head again.]

W-what about, plain and ordinary?

[party_hard]

[This seems to take a long time for Pinkie to process.]

Plain and ordinary...

[Suddenly, she brightens.]

GOT IT!

[And she runs back into the store. When she comes back, she looks like the biggest stereotypical nerd there ever was. She's got a pale blue button-down shirt, complete with loaded pocket protector, khakis pulled up way too high and belted at some point just under her armpits, mismatched argyle socks, and penny loafers. She's also wearing a bright red bow tie with white polka dots, a pair of really thick-rimmed glasses, and she's done a fairly horrible job of slicking back Johnny's hair.

And she still has the fez. Because she thinks fezzes are cool.]

How's this? Plain and ordinary, just like you asked!

[skypiratejohnny]

[Why... why him? What did he do to deserve this? He had an idea!]

Stay... stay there for just a second!

[He then made a face of utmost concentration... and bolted inside the store! ... in his haste to avoid angry drones, he snatched up a pair of simple dark grey slacks. Johnny then dropped them off infront of... well, himself before he got chased out once again. He then snuck back over to the window.]

How about, you find something that matches those pants?

[... if he could, he would swat that fez off of his head.]

[party_hard]

Oh, okay! I can do that!

[Pinkie claps.]

It'll be just like another game! Find the matching shirt!

[She runs off with the slacks. When she returns, she is wearing those slacks. She's got a black and white checkerboard print shirt on, as well as a grey vest and a novelty tie that looks like a fish of some sort. She is also wearing what appear to be bowling shoes.

The fez remains.]

How about now?

[skypiratejohnny]

[He could only stare at this latest outfit.]

Alright... uh... how about... different shoes... and get rid of the tie?

[... and the fez, but that could be dealt with later.]

[party_hard]

Okay!

[Pinkie bounds off. And returns. She is tie-less, still wearing the fez...

...and wearing a pair of bright red high heels. They match the fez rather nicely.]

Do I have it right this time?

[skypiratejohnny]

No.

No, no, and... no. Nothing that looks like... it would go on a prissy woman. I mean, female.

[party_hard]

Let me try one more time!

[Pinkie returns wearing a pair of knee high fishing boots. Very manly. And the fez, of course.]

How about now?

[skypiratejohnny]

[He was so glad no one he knew would see his body at the moment. The boots didn't match of all at course... he eyed the store through the window carefully. Maybe there would be an image or a mannequin somewhere... Oh! There, in the back. He tapped the glass.]

Dress up like that mannequin there. In the back. The one with the black button up shirt and black slacks. Not the one in the shorts.

[party_hard]

Ohhhhh, okay! That's easy enough!

[Good thing you were specific, Johnny, because there was another one right next to it in a black cocktail dress and Pinkie probably would've hit that first if you hadn't specified the shirt and slacks. She replicates the outfit exactly and proudly walks outside.]

How's this?