[Phone.]

Yeah, those blue flowers around town? Don't touch 'em. I'm serious, you won't like what happens.

Tch. I can't believe this is happening again. This stinks.

[Action - Around town.]

[So after finding out much to her dismay she managed to brush up against some Poison Joke, Rainbow Dash has quickly found out that the strange blue flower has an even worse trick up its sleeve:



That's right, it made her human. No wings, no hooves, and worst of all she was practically bald. UGH. Still, she doesn't go hide in one of the nearest rooms. On her new legs, she makes a wobbly attempt to grab a trench coat from the closet to wrap around herself before she heads outside. Unfortunately, the trench coat is all she's wearing - because clothes were only an accessory in the pony world.

On top of this, she seems to be having a difficult time walking. So good luck trying to avoid literally running into a young girl wearing only a trench coat who's stumbling awkwardly down the streets.

ooc note: All replies will come from humandash ]

[Phone ; Public]

A lot sure happened last Friday, though a week should be enough for people to calm down again, hm? Despite the ruckus, it couldn't have been all bad. They say walking a mile in someone else's shoes would promote empathy and understanding. Did anyone feel that way after? Or were you more distracted by the nifty powers that someone else's body had? I'd be interested to hear a few accounts, if anyone is willing to spare some free time.

On another note, there goes another wave of new arrivals. Hopefully everyone is settling in well? The cruelties of this town must be common knowledge by now, but do try to keep in mind that it's still a living. A not too bad of one at that, if we disregard the bi-monthly catastrophes. Speaking of which, isn't that growing out of synch? The irregularities tend to alternate between traumatic and playful, each one at a time. It's well been over two months since the last trauma break, and since Valentine's Day, I'd say we've had at least three occurrences that were more prank-like in nature. Maybe that's a sign to stay on guard now, hm?

[But she doesn't sound very worried...]

[Phone ; Filtered to Ryougi Shiki and Kokutou Mikiya]

[She hasn't gotten anything herself earlier this month, but Touko knows regains happened.

Employees?

Time for her to reap her toll, 8> NOW PICK UP THE PHONE, uhuhuhu...]

[To be honest, she should have known to be wary of those blue flowers, but that had looked like they would go so well on the dining table, a whole bouquet of them.

Now she's just staring at the bouquet. A little hungrily. She flapped her little pegasus wings once and frowned. This was...going to make life hard]

[PHONE]

Um--[There's a muffled word or two as she sets down the pencil she had clenched in her teeth to dial and coughs] Pardon, but does...anyone know how to not be what appears to be a small horse?

With wings? Um--if you could tell how to change back, I would greatly appreciate it.


ACTION; ANYWHERE
[Having determined there is no immediate cure for her affliction, Koharu ventured outside. Her wings stay tight to her side as she's not sure if they would hold her if she tried to fly or if she would simply exhaust herself.

Either way she is spending more time tryinh to coordinate four feet than watching where she's actually walking.]

( Just some thoughts )

[A. Johan is in his study and has been for some time now. Ignoring things works great right?

B. Johan is trying to clear his head with a walk in the park. ...it isn't going so well.]

[Phone: And a calm perfectly calm, not utterly upset at all, voice.]

Nina Fortner is no longer in town. That is all.

[And with that he hangs up.]

[Outside 727 Anderson]

[Wes accidentally brushed against some of the blue flowers that were growing in the yard. And suddenly found himself a great deal shorter.]

What the kriff?

[And then he freezes at the realization of his high pitched voice. Because he's... an Ewok.]

[Action: Park]

[Something has drawn him to the park. Probably the creepy Mayfield trees.]

Nope... doesn't quite do it.

[Phone]

[A squeaky Ewok voice can be heard ver the phone lines]

Ee chee wa maa, this place has a strange sense of humour.

Action: Around town



(These strange flowers apparently saw it fit to turn many of the town's residents into ponies...and Kreutzer was no exception.

However, she was chased out of the house by her not!husband before she could really calm down, so here she is, cautiously walking down the street with absolutely no balance and a group of ponified dolls flying around her...this was going to be a long weekend.)

Action: John Doe park

(After stumbling her way here, Kreutzer shyly sits in a corner of the park, trying to get adjusted to her newfound wings while her blushes refuses to fade. Occasionally, she'll hide her face behind her hat, but she's mostly keeping to herself and her dolls.)

I don't like the idea of being...this exposed. I'm naked! It truly wasn't necessary for Hajime to be so rude...

Phone

It's surprisingly difficult holding a phone without fingers...especially when limited to a payphone. I don't suppose there are any other people turned into ponies, are there? Or perhaps someone with an idea of how this happened in the first place?

((OOC: All responses will come from ponykreutzer))

[It's all Phone today, but the woman on the other end of it sounds very annoyed]

As if it wasn't bad enough to have switched bodies with that man, I kept using that new height to put everything on high shelves. Now I can't reach any of them. [And Klaus isn't being helpful.] Stacking up chairs is starting to get dangerous. [She's already got a bruise on her hip from falling that she's not happy with]

And the pet store doesn't carry wasps! [Now she just sounds insulted] Bees and wasps are wonderful pets! They don't have a section for insects at all! When I asked the man, he laughed at me and told me a 'pretty little thing' like me 'shouldn't be talking about icky things like bugs.'

Icky! Icky! Insects are far better pets then a stupid dog or fish! They come in such a variety of nice colors and pretty wings or shells. And their faces are far cuter then any puppy's and they listen so well. [HUFF]

Perhaps I'll just raise my own. Does anyone have a wasp's nest I can take off their hands?

[Action, 1128 Taylor Road]

[Byakuran opened his eyes and looked up at a ceiling. That was wrong, if he was to look up at anything then it should be the sky. Frowning at the ceiling for a bit he then turned his head to the side looking at a photo of him and an unknown girl smiling happily into the camera. A small giggle escaped his mouth and it only grew louder until he was laying there laughing at the bizarre situation.]

[Phone]

Shou-chan, have you and Spanner-kun made some kind of illusion machine~?

[Action, Anywhere]

[Byakuran was walking around in town so he could get to know it. He had passed many people that was smiling and waving at him, but he did not even bother to smile back. He was not in a good mood. It didn't matter who did it to him, anyone that came in his way of fun was to be found and killed.]

[A - 7137 Brooks]
[Well, those strange blue flowers all over the place was mostly beyond his notice. Mostly. Until something really freaky happened, and he is trying to manage four hooves instead of two feet in the yard.] What the hell?

[B - Around town]
[It's still not easy, even after trying to manage it on four hooves for hours, and Epsilon is still stumbling and tripping over his own four hooves like a moron. And a bright blue, striped pony with the Greek symbol Epsilon probably stands out like a sore thumb, even if he isn't falling on his face and giving himself further bruises when he's seen.] Son of a bitch. This is such fucking bullshit.

Stupid hooves.

[C - Phone]
[Frustrated and stressed, he finally makes it back to the house, pulling the phone off the hook with his mouth and managing the dial it.] I think I'd rather be in the memory unit with earthquakes and rocks falling than dealing with this.

[action; 750 Partridge Drive; locked to people … who live there or show up there for some reason.]

[Guess who was a dumb bitch, touched the blue flowers, and is now a mermaid. His mental condition was already delicate at best both before and since arriving at Mayfield, but now he's just straight up flipping his shit because he obviously must be hallucinating or having some kind of psychotic episode. At least it was only in his front yard so he didn't have to go that far to drag himself back into the house, then into the master bath. Where he can hyperventilate and cry in private. Until Buffy comes home or something.]


[phone]

[After listening into a few different messages, he reaches the conclusion that he's not going crazy as much as he thought. Although people sound bothered, none of them sound seriously bothered like he is, which leaves him immensely weirded out.]

Is this supposed to be one of those catastrophes? Or is there some epidemic going around, or …

A)) Phone: fail!filtered from Byakuran

[ He might sound the most displeased that he's ever done. ]

Why. Is. He. Here? Out of everyone, why him?



B)) Action: Inside any building. Day

[ He's not pleased for two reasons. He can't go out in the sunlight, because it hurts. He don't appreciate the fangs, he don't appreciate the red edges around his eyes that he can't get off of his face, that he's the size of a 6-year old instead of his possibly 17 years of height age. And he don't like that he have to bring a stupid umbrella around so that the sun won't burn him. So today, he won't pick any fights, most likely, because it's frustrating not to be able to move as he want.

Currently, Hibari is Hibarin, and no, he don't feel comfortable as it.

And then, it don't help that Byakuran of all people had shown up. He hated the guy about as much as he hate Rokudo Mukuro, but for different reasons (though still the same.)

And little Hibarin will be trudging around the different stores to pass the time and keep his mind off of fighting. ]



C)) Action: John Doe Park, Evening

[ He's sitting on a bench outside, in the park. A angry scowl on his face. And today, he might actually bite for real, and not just with his tonfa. Though he is gripping at one in his hands for some comfort. ]