002 - Backdated to the 20th

[fearmylaserface]

[A - 7137 Brooks]
[Well, those strange blue flowers all over the place was mostly beyond his notice. Mostly. Until something really freaky happened, and he is trying to manage four hooves instead of two feet in the yard.] What the hell?

[B - Around town]
[It's still not easy, even after trying to manage it on four hooves for hours, and Epsilon is still stumbling and tripping over his own four hooves like a moron. And a bright blue, striped pony with the Greek symbol Epsilon probably stands out like a sore thumb, even if he isn't falling on his face and giving himself further bruises when he's seen.] Son of a bitch. This is such fucking bullshit.

Stupid hooves.

[C - Phone]
[Frustrated and stressed, he finally makes it back to the house, pulling the phone off the hook with his mouth and managing the dial it.] I think I'd rather be in the memory unit with earthquakes and rocks falling than dealing with this.

Comments

B

[likeahex]

[Walking by when she hears a familiar voi....no fucking way...



Just....laughing.]

[fearmylaserface]

[Epsilon is trying turn quickly at that familiar laughter. And suddenly falling on his face, tripping on his own hooves.] Tex?

[likeahex]

[Still laughing.]

What the hell ...happened to you?

[fearmylaserface]

I don't know. I was in the yard with the funny blue flowers and then I ended up like this.

[Slowly trying to get his hooves under him] How the hell do these animals manage like this?

[likeahex]

.....crap is it a holiday? They already did flower shit on Valentines.

[fearmylaserface]

I don't think it is.

The hell is wrong with this place?

[likeahex]

Pretty much everything.

Things go to hell about once a month or so. And they get really creative in how many ways they can make life miserable for us.

[Ahaha. God she still wanted to kill all of them for that Christmas one.]

[fearmylaserface]

How long am I going to be stuck like this? This is so stupid.

[Could break a leg tripping repeatedly like he is.] I'm stuck as a horse.

[likeahex]

A day...a few days. We never know.

Probably a day I bet.

...I wonder if I have a camera...

[fearmylaserface]

Don't you even think about it.

[likeahex]

Oh come on. You can look back and laugh.

[And they can laugh at you....]

[singsthesong]

You should get a walker for that.

[fearmylaserface]

I don't think they make walkers for animals like this.

[singsthesong]

I've seen dogs on wheels.

[Not that watching the pony like this isn't amusing.]

[fearmylaserface]

...

I think wheels would just make this worse.

A

[swordwaitress]

[ Yachiyo hasn't touched any of the flowers yet, so she's just like normal.

When she comes out of the house she spots the pony. ]

Ara?

[fearmylaserface]

[Have a familiar voice.] Hello.

[swordwaitress]

Church-san? [ That is him, right? ]

What in the world...?

[fearmylaserface]

Yes.

I have honestly no idea.

[swordwaitress]

This town do strange things but....

You're pretty cute like that. [ Come on, he is ]

[fearmylaserface]

I'm not cute.

[Totally is.]

[swordwaitress]

Oh but you are.

[ And the currently-ponyfied Epsilon gets a hug because of the cuteness! ]

[fearmylaserface]

...

Hey! [Totally not trying to escape that hug, because he doesn't really want to hhurt her, but still...]

[swordwaitress]

[ Oh don't worry, she lets go after a while. ]

How long have you been like this?

[fearmylaserface]

Been like this for hours.