5th tea party: The Poison Joke's Pony Princess

[suicidoll]

Action: Around town



(These strange flowers apparently saw it fit to turn many of the town's residents into ponies...and Kreutzer was no exception.

However, she was chased out of the house by her not!husband before she could really calm down, so here she is, cautiously walking down the street with absolutely no balance and a group of ponified dolls flying around her...this was going to be a long weekend.)

Action: John Doe park

(After stumbling her way here, Kreutzer shyly sits in a corner of the park, trying to get adjusted to her newfound wings while her blushes refuses to fade. Occasionally, she'll hide her face behind her hat, but she's mostly keeping to herself and her dolls.)

I don't like the idea of being...this exposed. I'm naked! It truly wasn't necessary for Hajime to be so rude...

Phone

It's surprisingly difficult holding a phone without fingers...especially when limited to a payphone. I don't suppose there are any other people turned into ponies, are there? Or perhaps someone with an idea of how this happened in the first place?

((OOC: All responses will come from ponykreutzer))

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park

[on_bailes_strand]

[Connla was frozen into place, looking at the strange winged pony. Its fur was a strange color, certainly nothing like the horses in his mother's realm.]

[Slowly, he begins to edge toward the pony. He wouldn't startle it--just stroke its fur a little.]

[ponykreutzer]

(Kreutzer hasn't noticed him just yet! She's still busy conversing with the ponified dolls floating around her. They probably look just as strange as she does, but then again, talking to dolls isn't any more normal, human or not.)

Just who does he think he is, kicking me out of my house like that? If I didn't have so much difficulty moving around, the scenario wouldn't been much more in my favor...

[on_bailes_strand]

[Connla jumps back at that, creating a noise as he steps on a branch. The horse had just talked!]

[ponykreutzer]

(Damn right that horse talked! She also quickly turns to face you at the same time as her dolls.)

May I help you?

Phone

[chalicejoker]

[Oh, Hajime recognizes your voice on the other end of the line, Kreutzer. Enjoying that payphone?]

I've not heard anything about anyone else turning into ponies. Perhaps the town's rightfully decided to demote you to livestock. I can kick the dog out of the doghouse, if you like. I'm sure we can fix it up very nicely for you.

[ponykreutzer]

(This icon really says it all.)

In the same way that it's demoted you to zombie clown? Green is a terrible color for you.

[chalicejoker]

[Dangit, Kreutzer, he keeps telling you that zombies are reanimated corpses and HE IS NOT ONE OF THOSE, but he won't say anything this time because that's what you want, isn't it?

And it's easy to keep his cool from the comfort of the bed in the master bedroom, which he has been sitting on. Hear that one bad spring in the mattress squeak?]

You say that like I particularly care how I look. As long as I am able to fight, I am satisfied.

[Not entirely true, as he really hates this body, but that's a good enough answer for her.]

[ponykreutzer]

(A little bit, but she knows simply calling you a zombie is all the satisfaction she needs.

However, she's not too happy about the squeaking mattress in the background. Are you jumping on it like a child?)

Oh? I'm sure you're feeling very proud of yourself. Tell me: does it hurt wipe yourself with that claw on your arm?

John Doe Park

[adventurerextraordinaire]

[Cade is playing his guitar in the park. Pinkie Pie is excitedly bouncing around him in circles singing the same four lines of the same song over and over again...]

((Pinkie Pie was included with her mun's permission.))

[ponykreutzer]

((It's cool!))

(Oh god oh god oh god oh god, there's Pinkie again. Last time, she made things sliiiiightly uncomfortable in Kreutzer's home.

However, she was still a fun pony to deal with and maybe this wouldn't be so bad. Kreutzer's...not immediately walking over, though; she still has terrible balance on four hooves, but she eventually makes her way over there.)

It's safe to assume you're acquainted with Pinkie, then. I can admit that she's an interesting character.

[party_hard]

[Oh, HEY NEW PONY! It takes a moment for her to notice you, but once she does, Pinkie will bounce around you for a few moments, singing that same song incessantly before finally, finally coming to a stop in front of you. And then, miracle of miracles, she actually stops singing it.]

Hi, there! I don't think I've ever seen you here before! I'm Pinkie Pie!

[adventurerextraordinaire]

[Cade chuckles when Pinkie comes to a stop.]

"Yeah. I know her all right."

[ponykreutzer]

(Such a miracle it is! Then again, this is expected of Pinkie, so it's all good. She might sing a new song if she knew this was Kreutzer, so she's not going to reveal that yet.)

Hello, Pinkie. I see you and your friend are enjoying yourself today.

Phone

[prissy_hooves]

It happened to you as well?

[ponykreutzer]

Unfortunately. Other lighter circumstances, I might actually enjoy being a pony; however, Hajime forced me out of the house again, so I've been clumsily wandering Mayfield since this morning.

But what about you, Rarity? Are you alright? Did something happen to you?

[prissy_hooves]

Me? Oh, yes, I'm fine! Never better!

[ponykreutzer]

Are you sure? You know you can tell me anything; I'm certainly not one to judge.

[phone]

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Ponies, you say. You too, huh? I ended up one, and so did my assigned husband.

But yeah, it is kinda a pain to hold a phone like this. I'm pretty sure we'll have it figured out by the time we get turned back. It was the blue flowers, I'm pretty sure. I touched one earlier and suddenly I'm a pony. It's the only thing I did differently than normal.

[ponykreutzer]

The blue flowers...

(The ones a few of her dolls brought in from outside as a bouquet?

...god damn it.)

...I'll have to burn every single one of those flowers at the next available opportunity. I suppose everyone will have to wait it out, then>

[wolfishsurvivalist]

Yeah, they're called Poison Joke. The flower likes to play pranks, it's generally harmless, unless you're worried about your dignity.

Much better than a lot of things this place cooks up on its own.

[ponykreutzer]

Yes, this was considerably lighthearted. I actually don't mind being a pony too much; I think I look rather fabulous this way.

I suppose ponies have their own kind of charm, don't they?

Action: John Doe park

[downtoearthpony]

[Applejack has come to the park to try and relax, as it's one of the more natural feeling spots in the town of Mayfield to him. He kinda feels stupid about running into the Poison Joke earlier, but what's done is done, after all.

He was just about sit in the shade of a tree when he heard someone hiding in the corner talking to themselves.]

Well, you know, you're really only naked if you think you're naked. And even then, we ponies don't really wear clothes except for special occasions or events.

Still, Ah guess it's your own point of view, huh? Ah know Ah sometimes feel anxious without mah hat.

[ponykreutzer]

(The voice catches Kreutzer by surprise, but she calms herself easily. At least this one, whoever it belonged to, was actually being supportive. Still in hiding, she responds.)

I suppose things are a bit different for those who go from human to pony, but I suppose it isn't all bad.

I'm almost never this revealed, even as a human. It's just...

...will you promise not to laugh?

[downtoearthpony]

[Well, this sounds a bit serious, so Applejack uses the most serious of promises, along with appropriate hoof gestures.]

Ah promise, cross mah heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in mah eye.

[ponykreutzer]

(Well that's a serious sounding promise. Very pony-ish, but serious.

As such, Kreutzer steps out of hiding and reveals herself to Applejack, blushing up slightly as her wings flutter a bit. She still doesn't have much control over them, but she's learning!)

You...must be one of Rarity's and Pinkie's friends, correct? I'm Kreutzer.