Kreutzer Wilhelm XIII (
suicidoll) wrote in
mayfield_rpg2012-04-21 05:07 pm
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5th tea party: The Poison Joke's Pony Princess
Action: Around town

(These strange flowers apparently saw it fit to turn many of the town's residents into ponies...and Kreutzer was no exception.
However, she was chased out of the house by her not!husband before she could really calm down, so here she is, cautiously walking down the street with absolutely no balance and a group of ponified dolls flying around her...this was going to be a long weekend.)
Action: John Doe park
(After stumbling her way here, Kreutzer shyly sits in a corner of the park, trying to get adjusted to her newfound wings while her blushes refuses to fade. Occasionally, she'll hide her face behind her hat, but she's mostly keeping to herself and her dolls.)
I don't like the idea of being...this exposed. I'm naked! It truly wasn't necessary for Hajime to be so rude...
Phone
It's surprisingly difficult holding a phone without fingers...especially when limited to a payphone. I don't suppose there are any other people turned into ponies, are there? Or perhaps someone with an idea of how this happened in the first place?
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(These strange flowers apparently saw it fit to turn many of the town's residents into ponies...and Kreutzer was no exception.
However, she was chased out of the house by her not!husband before she could really calm down, so here she is, cautiously walking down the street with absolutely no balance and a group of ponified dolls flying around her...this was going to be a long weekend.)
Action: John Doe park
(After stumbling her way here, Kreutzer shyly sits in a corner of the park, trying to get adjusted to her newfound wings while her blushes refuses to fade. Occasionally, she'll hide her face behind her hat, but she's mostly keeping to herself and her dolls.)
I don't like the idea of being...this exposed. I'm naked! It truly wasn't necessary for Hajime to be so rude...
Phone
It's surprisingly difficult holding a phone without fingers...especially when limited to a payphone. I don't suppose there are any other people turned into ponies, are there? Or perhaps someone with an idea of how this happened in the first place?
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park
[Slowly, he begins to edge toward the pony. He wouldn't startle it--just stroke its fur a little.]
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Just who does he think he is, kicking me out of my house like that? If I didn't have so much difficulty moving around, the scenario wouldn't been much more in my favor...
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May I help you?
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Teehee I saw the surprise Bazett~
I made a oopsie with my several accounts
It's cool; Bazett might be interested in those dolls, though. Everyone else seems to be.
Re: It's cool; Bazett might be interested in those dolls, though. Everyone else seems to be.
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I've not heard anything about anyone else turning into ponies. Perhaps the town's rightfully decided to demote you to livestock. I can kick the dog out of the doghouse, if you like. I'm sure we can fix it up very nicely for you.
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In the same way that it's demoted you to zombie clown? Green is a terrible color for you.
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And it's easy to keep his cool from the comfort of the bed in the master bedroom, which he has been sitting on. Hear that one bad spring in the mattress squeak?]
You say that like I particularly care how I look. As long as I am able to fight, I am satisfied.
[Not entirely true, as he really hates this body, but that's a good enough answer for her.]
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However, she's not too happy about the squeaking mattress in the background. Are you jumping on it like a child?)
Oh? I'm sure you're feeling very proud of yourself. Tell me: does it hurt wipe yourself with that claw on your arm?
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John Doe Park
((Pinkie Pie was included with her mun's permission.))
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(Oh god oh god oh god oh god, there's Pinkie again. Last time, she made things sliiiiightly uncomfortable in Kreutzer's home.
However, she was still a fun pony to deal with and maybe this wouldn't be so bad. Kreutzer's...not immediately walking over, though; she still has terrible balance on four hooves, but she eventually makes her way over there.)
It's safe to assume you're acquainted with Pinkie, then. I can admit that she's an interesting character.
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Hi, there! I don't think I've ever seen you here before! I'm Pinkie Pie!
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"Yeah. I know her all right."
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Hello, Pinkie. I see you and your friend are enjoying yourself today.
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But what about you, Rarity? Are you alright? Did something happen to you?
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Ponies, you say. You too, huh? I ended up one, and so did my assigned husband.
But yeah, it is kinda a pain to hold a phone like this. I'm pretty sure we'll have it figured out by the time we get turned back. It was the blue flowers, I'm pretty sure. I touched one earlier and suddenly I'm a pony. It's the only thing I did differently than normal.
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(The ones a few of her dolls brought in from outside as a bouquet?
...god damn it.)
...I'll have to burn every single one of those flowers at the next available opportunity. I suppose everyone will have to wait it out, then>
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Yeah, they're called Poison Joke. The flower likes to play pranks, it's generally harmless, unless you're worried about your dignity.
Much better than a lot of things this place cooks up on its own.
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I suppose ponies have their own kind of charm, don't they?
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oh noooo I thought I replied! I am so sorry ;; A ;;
Hehe, it's alright!
Action: John Doe park
He was just about sit in the shade of a tree when he heard someone hiding in the corner talking to themselves.]
Well, you know, you're really only naked if you think you're naked. And even then, we ponies don't really wear clothes except for special occasions or events.
Still, Ah guess it's your own point of view, huh? Ah know Ah sometimes feel anxious without mah hat.
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I suppose things are a bit different for those who go from human to pony, but I suppose it isn't all bad.
I'm almost never this revealed, even as a human. It's just...
...will you promise not to laugh?
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Ah promise, cross mah heart, hope to fly, stick a cupcake in mah eye.
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As such, Kreutzer steps out of hiding and reveals herself to Applejack, blushing up slightly as her wings flutter a bit. She still doesn't have much control over them, but she's learning!)
You...must be one of Rarity's and Pinkie's friends, correct? I'm Kreutzer.
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Ha ha ha, let's do some foreshadowing, shall we?!
Oh man, this is just delicious XD
Not only the Apple Bloom thing, but two other housemates dropped sometime after this event... DX
And here you go, making me think up the headcanon now. XD
Maybe it's karma? o.O
Seems that way.
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Like maybe during a tea party? Hrrrm?
I love how this one thread became the most important thread in their friendship. XD
Probably why I'll tag it FOOOOOOOREEEEEEEVER
Yup, this thread will see its completion in at least 3 years