Mission 12: His name is Wes and he's an Ewok

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[Outside 727 Anderson]

[Wes accidentally brushed against some of the blue flowers that were growing in the yard. And suddenly found himself a great deal shorter.]

What the kriff?

[And then he freezes at the realization of his high pitched voice. Because he's... an Ewok.]

[Action: Park]

[Something has drawn him to the park. Probably the creepy Mayfield trees.]

Nope... doesn't quite do it.

[Phone]

[A squeaky Ewok voice can be heard ver the phone lines]

Ee chee wa maa, this place has a strange sense of humour.

Comments

Action: Park

[destroytheblueone]

...first hedgehogs, now bears.

[Eggman had gone to the park for some reason probably known to him - mostly to make sure Sonic didn't try to follow him - and now, Ewoks]

If I see another adorable animal sidekick show up, it'll be too soon!

Re: Action: Park

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Not a bear. And Ewok. And I wasn't yesterday.

[destroytheblueone]

...so, it looks like this place is playing another trick on us. Wasn't slapping each other with pies, feathers and other ridiculous stuff enough for it?

[kettchmeifyoucan]

It's definitely been a busy month for its twisted sense of humour. Yud ehda.

[destroytheblueone]

Indeed it has... I dread next month, then.

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Maybe they'll go back to trying to kill us again.

[The high pitch makes it sound... unsettling]

phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

[Wait, this is a test.]

Uh...yub yub?

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

And all that. Wedge must never hear of this, I would never hear the end of it.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

I'm thinking Wes Janson but I'm hearing one of those Ewoks. But an Ewok that knows his name...he'll have to hear about this.

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

It's me. Don't ask me how.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

I'm going to need a codeword.

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Scabrous pirates!

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

I guess I'll believe you this time.

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I don't think there's an epidemic of Ewok impersonators. It's a felony on some worlds, you know.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

Part of me wonders if those laws were made because of you.

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Wedge did it first.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

Do I want to ask?

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

[A high pitched laugh]

Believe it or not, it wasn't my fault. Happened when we were chasing Zsinj.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

That was before you, Wedge, and Myn came back over to Rogue Squadron?

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

Yeah, we were pretending to be a bunch of pirates. Wedge Antilles is decidedly not an Ewok, it was the perfect disguise.

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

That statement makes absolutely no sense yet fits right in....

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

It was the Wraiths.

[That truly does explain all.]

Re: phone;

[donttellmetheodds]

That's all I needed to know. Wedge and the Face make a horrible team.

Re: phone;

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I guess you never really got the chance to meet Phanan. He and Face were worse.

! action ❥ park

[pseudohistory]

[ You've been spotted! Luckily before you could be stepped on. Keine yelps in surprise, stepping back out of fear of accidentally trampling him. ]

U-um... Oh my... This town kidnaps a strange assortment of people, doesn't it..?

Re: ! action ❥ park

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I don't normally look like this.

[pseudohistory]

Oh...? Then however did you get this way...?

Would you like me to pick you up off of the ground? That cannot be safe...

[kettchmeifyoucan]

I'm not sure. Honestly, these things just happen here sometimes.