(As a teenager, Harold David Mundy was living a double life: on one hand, he was an obedient son, getting top marks in preparation to becoming a doctor like his father wanted because his parents were convinced that he was too scrawny and fragile for the physically demanding jobs; on the other, he was sneaking out to spend weekends in the bush trying to prove to himself that he could handle himself just fine.

This would have only been a footnote in the Sniper's life if he'd stuck to cooking his own meals, but he'd grown lazy again and started eating what the drone wife put on the table.

Long story short, there's now a grown man in tribal facepaint wearing nothing but a loincloth skulking about in your back yard. And he's even worse at being stealthy than he would be otherwise.

At least he isn't armed at all this time.)

-1671 Nelson: Morning: Locked to Housemates-

[Olivier had gotten a hold of and tried some of the candy floating around the night before, and now is going through her room tossing out anything that belongs to Nox, even if it's only things the town supplied.]

This is MY room, YOU can have the guest room.

-Around Town : Morning: Open-

[Look at her strangely and she'll have either a sword or pistol pointed at you.]

Gotta problem?

-Flower Shop: Open-

[She's sitting behind the counter just staring off into space as she picks the petals off a flower.]

So boring.

[One may catch her abandoning her post, or with her pistol out ready to start making the displays in the window into target practice.]

-Around Town: Late Afternoon: Open-

[She's got her skates on and is headed for the roller rink. And yes, you may have heard her wolf whistle at you. Her mother hates it when she does that, and she's sure the drones will, too.]

-Roller Rink: Open-

[She may seem to be having more than a little fun as she skates around. Dare to ask what is in that bottle in her hand?]

-1671 Nelson: Night: Locked to Housemates-

[She is trying to sneak into the house, but failing miserably in her intoxicated state. Giggling loudly as she tells the door shhhh when it squeaks at her closing it, and stumbling down the hall to her room. Catch her? Demand she get some water in her system? Leave her to suffer from a hangover the next morning?]

 [phone]

So...out of curiosity, does anyone know a place to practice psychic powers? N-not that I’m asking for myself or anything. It’s just for reference in the future.

[2240 Stevens Road]
[In the front yard, Lili can be seen using her telekinesis when there’s no drones around to start moving some snow out of the way. And every once in a while, she molds some of the snow into a snowball and chucks it at drone who’s back is turned to her.]

Hah. That never gets old. Now where was I...

[There’s a piece of paper floating in mid air that she keeps referring to before resuming her work. Pester her?]

[A: Action / 459 Stone Street]
[It was like any other normal Sunday for Erim. She awoke, made her drone children a meager breakfast of cornflakes and milk, and rolled her eyes once more at their seemingly earnest praise of her pouring skills. Going upstairs, she changes into her normal attire and heads back downstairs, ready for another walk about town.]

[Today, however, is different. A plate of chocolate cookies lay on the kitchen table. The silver haired woman regards them dubiously for a second, but decides to make herself some tea and perhaps read a novel. Traveling can be exciting, yes, but a break once in a while does not hurt anyone, does it?]

[The tea is done, and Erim slowly begins to munch on one of the treats. It is soon gone and she eats another, and then another.]

[And suddenly she is left wondering why she is here.]

This house… a human house. Disgusting. Why am I here? A place such as this is of zero consequence to I, the Goddess of Death!

[Tossing the book aside and letting the tea cup fall from where her hand holds it—which happens to be midair—the goddess kicks off her black heels and attempts to rip her pantyhose. When that proves fruitless, she grabs a knife and cuts them off; the mangled shreds fall from her.]

((OoC: Anyone Erim has invited over can drop on by, and of course the residents of this home are quite welcome to respond.))

***

[B: Action / John Doe Park]

[A barefoot woman with silver hair approaches with a stern look on her face.]

You. I cannot sense your energy waves as this place has rendered me powerless. Tell me, are you mortal?

[After all, a goddess isn’t a goddess unless she has people to worship her. Of course, other higher beings will be regarded instantly as allies.]

Around Mayfield

[He knew he shouldn't, but the chocolates looked tantalizingly good. So, when he saw that the drones weren't looking, Mesousa grabbed one and (slowly) dashed out of the house.

Soon, the effects of the chocolate starts to kick in. Mesousa would be feeling like a teenaged bunny again, hopping around looking for a nice girl bunny to rub noses with, but since chocolate is incredibly poisonous to rabbits, instead, he can be found slowly walking down the streets, looking a somewhat odd color and occasionally resting against a signpost looking like he is about to vomit.]

[ Action : 340 Brady Lane : March 4th ]
[ There is a 7 foot tall fluffy panda in the yard, tending to the flowers. It is wearing a familiar green cap with a gold star on it.

That's it.

That's all the context you get. ]

---

[ Action : Around Town : Monday, March 5th ]
[ Said panda is running errands, today. She doesn't seem to be bothering any drones, who greet has as "Mrs. Hong" all the same, and she stops to smile and chat with them as if nothing was amiss. ]

[ Eventually, she shows up to work. So have a giant panda janitor mopping the school halls, kids! Don't be afraid; she gives rides. ]

((OOC: Replies will come from notsogreatwall))

►►► 849 GOLDBERG (HOME);
[ Despite the warnings to not drink the milk in Mayfield, Sakura hadn't heard anything about dangerous baked goods. Naturally, when a child comes by to sell some for some reason or the other, she can't help but buy them. After all, it was a kind gesture for the two she lived with. After a while though, the temptation got to her, so she munched away on a couple. A hour later, Sakura's walking around the house with ribbons in her hair and acting shy towards the drone of Jiraiya. Later on, the house can be found decorated with hundreds of flowers arranged in various places.. After all, she has to practice a lot and there's nothing strange with that at all. Nope. Yes, those are daises floating in the toilet bowl, just aim around them. ]

►►► PHONE;
[ For some reason, anyone who makes a call today might get a soft-spoken Sakura who sounds uncertain of herself and her words. In fact, she even makes a strange request. ]

Is there anyone available who can give me a hair cut? My bangs are too long right now. I'll find a way to pay you back, I promise. T-Thank you...

►►► AROUND TOWN;
[ Now that she has her HUMONGOUS forehead covered with her bangs with a new hair cut and ribbons in her hair (it's the best she can do without Ino here to guide her), Sakura can be found around the town completing various tasks:

( A ) The flower shop. Here she's buying a selection of flowers that would make a perfect bouquet for a certain someone, but she seems to be running into a slight bit of trouble.

( B ) The bakery. What better way to surprise her family than with some more baked goods? She's already forgotten about the ones she ate this morning, but that's alright. They bake some pretty good stuff here.

( C ) The park. For some reason, she has strange memories of being able to scale trees at a genin-level, but she's not too sure on how to do it. When she thinks no one is looking though, she'll leap towards the trunk to try to run up alongside it, her feet flat against it - only to fall back on her back with a loud "OOF!" Yes, that teenager girl did just fall down flat on her ass. ]

[Hiccup has been pretty distant these past couple of months. Ever since the surgeries, he hasn't been talking to people much, and has really just been going through the motions of every day, caught up in his own thoughts.

But then people started going nuts again, and he wasn't sure why, so he figured he'd ask.]

[Phone:] So... anyone mind telling me what's going on? Seems like everyone's just kind of running around going kind of crazy... just wanted to know if it was something I should be worried about, I dunno.

[Action:] [Hiccup's at the park. He was there yesterday, he's there today, and he'll be there tomorrow, too, after school, just sitting, staring out at the pond, hugging his knees to his chest. Come and talk to him, if you'd like, ask him why he hasn't been out and about as much lately... he might give you more than a one-word answer. Then again, he might not.]

[Action: Around town]

[Broomsticks weren't really a thing in Granny's youth. However, she has one now. And with the effects of the candy, she's being a lot less suspicious of the contraption than usual.

But she's still rubbish at landings. So she's crashing into your front lawn. Probably into the shrubbery.]

[Action, Evening, Olney's Tavern]

[Granny seems to be quite enjoying herself. INdeed, she is... singing? Hopefully she has had a great deal to drink. Hopefully.]

You can with a grizzly if you give him a hug
Or with a bullfrog if you give him a bug
With a giraffe you can stand on a chair
BUT THE HEDGEHOG CAN NEVER BE...

[Desty Nova decided to spice up his flan with some of that chocolate that was being sold by the local kids, unaware of the effects it would have on him. Namely making him revert to his higher educational days where he was quite the student philosopher... and a bit of a hippie.]

[Phone - Filtered From Drones]

Oh man, like... just. Wow. This town. This town is such a bummer on my Karma. On our karma. To any free listeners willing to listen and talk, please stop by my gravely digs so that we can just... I dunno. Talk. Listen to some sweet tunes. And have some dinner. My treat. Just come on by 461 Stone Street.

[461 Stone street]

[Nova stands in front of his house, dressed in pajama bottoms, a bathrobe and a tank top rather than his usual labcoat and suit. He beckons anyone approaching inside.]

A couple of trouble makers have eaten some of the tainted baked goods. Though they're physically the same, something is very different about them.
((OOC: The Captain and/or Scout will be tagging back.))


A) [Action | Around Town]

[Did you like the paint job on your house? Your car? Your fence?

Did you enjoy not having paint on your trees, pets, or lawn?

Well too bad! The Captain and BLU Scout are tearing their way through town, having too much fun painting everything in sight. Houses and cars will end up with special tags.

If you get in the way you might just get painted on too!]


B) [Action | Wherever you are!]

[The two have teamed up to pick on some dorks random citizens of Mayfield.

The Captain is still super strong and Scout is still really fast. Also, they are both kind of jerks.

They are going to be cornering people and picking on them. Expect noogies, wedgies, and other immature behavior.]

((OOC: If you don't want your character beat up, or rather avoid certain teasing, let us know!))


C) [An argument in the park]

What? You got to be ☠☠☠☠ kidding. Why would you be rooting for less than the best?

Why're you assumin' I'm not! I'm rootin' for the greatest damn team in the east and don't you forget it!

[Action; Around Mayfield]

[She wasn't exactly why she ate the candy in the first place. She wasn't even all that fond of the stuff. Still, she was bored and was trying to see how long she could get away with not showing up at her assigned place of work before she got in Big Trouble.

But after the candy, none of that mattered. She'd found herself a black, under-wired nightgown from somewhere, and was now wandering around Mayfield, looking for potential meals. Or perhaps just new playthings.

...Okay so it's a bit weird, not having anything vampiric about herself whatsoever, but she's sure she can improvise. Or something]

[[ooc: Open as open can be. Mal's been band!candied, enjoy]]

1. Phone

Hello?

This is Spain.

I'm sorry for any trouble that happened! And I'm sorry if I hit you! Unless you're Holanda or Inglaterra. I don't know if those two are still causing trouble but if they are, it's okay to punch them. Really.

But, ah. . . you can have your town back if you want. I don't really want it. ( A pause as he considers keeping the town or not. ) Hm, yes, I'm sure I don't want it. And since I claimed the entire town that includes the streets everyone else took away, right?

2. Phone ( filtered to anyone who was involved with this log )

Everyone else gave everything back, right? And what are we going to do about the mess?

3. Mayfield Elementary

( Today, your cheerful teacher arrives to class rather late. You probably spend the first half of the day with a drone substitute teacher. When you return from lunch, Spain is back though, albeit, looking a tad beat up from the weekend! But he's cleaned up well so the class won't worry. )

What did I miss?

4. Around town

( Even though the effects of the candy have worn off, whenever Spain sees a poster or sign posted by one of the other nations (most notably, England or Netherlands) he tears it down and continues walking as if nothing happened. )

A; Mayfield streets

[There's a very angry woman storming down the road. She has places to go--well, a house to go to, really, so she can give a certain resident a piece of her mind. If by that you mean "so she can stab him with these knitting needles she found", anyway. Anyone in her way is getting shoved, either into the road or onto lawns, bushes, and flowerbeds, depending on which side they're on.]

I'm walking here!

B; 916 Bilko Boulevard front door

[And now The Handmaid is banging on Doc Scratch's door. Really, human bodies are so obnoxious, she can't even break down a stupid wooden door. Whatever, she'll get in sooner or later.]