Witching 8: We will never speak of this again

[atent_dead]

[Action: Around town]

[Broomsticks weren't really a thing in Granny's youth. However, she has one now. And with the effects of the candy, she's being a lot less suspicious of the contraption than usual.

But she's still rubbish at landings. So she's crashing into your front lawn. Probably into the shrubbery.]

[Action, Evening, Olney's Tavern]

[Granny seems to be quite enjoying herself. INdeed, she is... singing? Hopefully she has had a great deal to drink. Hopefully.]

You can with a grizzly if you give him a hug
Or with a bullfrog if you give him a bug
With a giraffe you can stand on a chair
BUT THE HEDGEHOG CAN NEVER BE...

Comments

Tavern

[likescats]

[So this is what second hand embarrassment was. Yeah, should probably get you out of there. Behind you now.]

MISTRESS WEATHERWAX.

Re: Tavern

[atent_dead]

[Granny raises her mug]

Death. Ye lost weight?

[likescats]

HOPEFULLY NOT.

[That usually means he's lost a bone somewhere.]

YOU SEEM....SPIRITED.

[atent_dead]

It's a rousing sorta song! An' I'm fulla spirits!

[She laughs at her own joke]

[likescats]

SO I SEE.

PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HEAD IN FOR THE NIGHT....

Olney's Tavern

[mal_addict]

[Of course, vampires do not drink...alcohol, but Maladict has found this a good 'hunting' spot, and is so sitting down, chuckling a little to herself at the song.

Because it is the best song]

I always liked the line about the mountain goat.

Re: Olney's Tavern

[atent_dead]

Though he's pungent and weeeeeeird!

Damn, that verse is always the hardest.

[mal_addict]

I think it's trying to get the word 'pungent' to sound just right.

[Even she isn't stupid enough to try and pick a fight with a witch, so she raises her empty glass]

But please, don't stop on my account. It's good to hear the song again.

[atent_dead]

It's the Disc's finest classic.

With a hen 'cause an egg'll fit in
Or with a worm if you're pointy and thin!
With a snake if you're incredibly long
Or with a gorilla if you're really that strong

[mal_addict]

It really is. You just don't hear it anywhere any more. People have got far to prissy.

Action: Granny auguring into the hydrangeas on Kramden

[ooeeooahah]

[ The sound of someone hitting the ground outside the house at high speed isn't as unusual as Ilsa might wish. She's got her first aid kit as she dashes out the door, checking for injured people in the yard. ]

Re: Action: Granny auguring into the hydrangeas on Kramden

[atent_dead]

Damn thing. Supposed to be able to go this speed.

[ooeeooahah]

Oh, hey - you okay?

[ Ilsa's going to help her out of the shrubbery first, before anything else. ]

[atent_dead]

Plenty resilient!

[Not quite in the way she currently thinks, but true enough...]

[ooeeooahah]

[ Ilsa's still going to check her over, but she's losing some of her memories of medical school by now, and this is mostly the stuff she learned in Spiral Scouts. She spots the broom sticking out of the bushes. ]

Bad flight? Man, I can't get the hang of those things, either. I ended up in so many trees before I got my driver's permit.

[Action: Around Town]

[thepurpleway]

[Here is Gakupo, just minding his business as he goes to collect the mail, and BOOM! A shrub full of some...woman...an elderly woman.

He jumps back, the house mail flying in the air and onto the ground due to being startled.]

A-Are you alright?!

Re: [Action: Around Town]

[atent_dead]

[Granny... tries to pop up. IT's more of a slow unfolding, with her body being considerably older than her current mental state]

Nothin' can stop me.

[Action: Around Town]

[thepurpleway]

[Seeing that she's having a bit of trouble, Gakupo goes over to her and assists.]

Besides this bush, right?

Re: [Action: Around Town]

[atent_dead]

[She takes the hand rather reluctantly to balance herself]

Perfectly legitimate way of braking, bushes.

[Action: Around Town]

[thepurpleway]

[How he misses having robotic strength. A good thing he doesn't need to carry her.]

Shouldn't you just...use brakes?

tavern

[godaime]

[ Who is this loud person and why hasn't she been kicked out of the bar yet. She just side eyes her and her obnoxiously loud nonsensical singing. ]

Re: tavern

[atent_dead]

[Granny pays the glares no heed]

With a cow if you're feeling an udder disgrace!
With alligator if you like stupid grins on your face
With a bat if you're gifted with wings
With a magpie if you like shiny things

[This could go on for a while]

tavern

[godaime]

[ Okay. Now she's just going to turn to Granny completely confused. ]

Are you like giving off a list of animals you've seen back home or something? [ Seriously what are half of these things you listed. ]

Re: tavern

[atent_dead]

But the hedgehoooooooooooooooog can never be
BUGGERED AT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!

[godaime]

[ ooc: my apologies for my sluggishness! I've had an avalanche of irl stuff piling up! ]

CAN YOU STOP YELLING SO LOUDLY?! [ Solve yelling with yelling!! This is how Konoha does it. ]