1. [ AROUND TOWN | Morning, backdated to Father's day ]
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]
Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
( ... she's secretly awful at this. )
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]

Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
( ... she's secretly awful at this. )
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
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