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mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 11:01 am
selematpagi) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 11:01 am
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Dai Ni Wa ☆
1. [ AROUND TOWN | Morning, backdated to Father's day ]
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]
Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
...She is secretly terrible at this.
2a. [ You might find Yukko in the parking lot, trying to get used to her skates.
Fair warning though. She is going to be falling down. A lot. ]
2b. [ Or Yukko is the one taking your order. She isn't wobbling so bad as before, and she seems pretty confident. ]
Selamat Siaaang! What can I getcha?
[ At least she's perky! That's something! Maybe she will get through this order without making any mistakes! ]
2c. [ ... or she could mess your order up completely. You didn't want your hamburger with cheese. You wanted fries instead of onion rings. Why is there just a can of beans between these two patty buns??
This isn't just her being dumb either. There is absolutely no way she is getting through this day with this many people without screwing an order up. Her memory and attention-span are on the fritz at the best of times.
So feel free to complain/issue death threats. Constructive criticism. ]
2d. [ ... or she could just take a tumble on her roller blades. And drop everything she's holding. Onto you. Whoops. ]
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]
Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
...She is secretly terrible at this.
2a. [ You might find Yukko in the parking lot, trying to get used to her skates.
Fair warning though. She is going to be falling down. A lot. ]
2b. [ Or Yukko is the one taking your order. She isn't wobbling so bad as before, and she seems pretty confident. ]
Selamat Siaaang! What can I getcha?
[ At least she's perky! That's something! Maybe she will get through this order without making any mistakes! ]
2c. [ ... or she could mess your order up completely. You didn't want your hamburger with cheese. You wanted fries instead of onion rings. Why is there just a can of beans between these two patty buns??
This isn't just her being dumb either. There is absolutely no way she is getting through this day with this many people without screwing an order up. Her memory and attention-span are on the fritz at the best of times.
So feel free to complain/issue death threats. Constructive criticism. ]
2d. [ ... or she could just take a tumble on her roller blades. And drop everything she's holding. Onto you. Whoops. ]
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
1
What?
[ He didn't really catch that, sorry Yukko, he was a bit busy looking at the sky. ]
1
He didn't catch her witty Indonesian there. What a buzzkill!
That's okay though. Yukihina is perfect the way he is and that's all tha matters. ]
Oh! What are you looking at? [ She looks up at the sky with as much enthusiasm as possible. ] Is there something in the sky?
Re: 1
The clouds.
Dohoh, sorry about the wait! Long weekend!
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That's fine. =) Midsummer?
Yeah.
[ Besides, he thought he saw the Lost Forms of some people from home. ]
Yeah, you bet... XD
Do you watch the clouds all the time? Because if you do, that's cool, sitting around all day doing nothing but watching stuuufff.
[ She hops a bit at that last part. Once she saw a hand in the clouds! At least she thought it was a hand... ]
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2c
When Yuuko goes by again, Crowe will politely flag her down.]
Ah, excuse me...
2c
Hmm? What's up?
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[ Gosh mister. You're awfully strange, wanting to eat a dishrag.
Needless to say Yukko tries to cover for herself. ]
I-I thought you said you wanted a malt, sir!
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Sorry abut being so late to the tag party!
[ The hamburger looks fine to her - sans the cheese. It looks awfully dingy. She's just going to pick it up between her thumb and index finger.
Oh. That isn't cheese. ]
Eheh. I bet someone's looking for this...
's okay, i was gone all weekend /o/
\o\
Um, he must be having an off day, I'm sure! I-I could go back there and yell at him if you want! I can yell pretty loudly!
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[ phone ]
Nothing really, especially since this place is so small.
[Of course, she's speaking in a dull and bored tone.]
Usually I go off, find some friends, and play some competitive games.
[Like bug catching, baseball, card games, etc.]
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[ She's trying to match that tone now. Siiiigh. ]
Hah. Sounds like back home. We'd play those kinds of games all the time. [ Granted her definition of competitive games includes 'Staring contests... ] Do you guys, like, meet all the time?
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[Because if they met all the time for those kinds of things, it would eventually get repetitive, boring. Something that Haruhi wanted to avoid.]
But we meet at least three times a week, yeah. We're always doing something different!
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[ Yukko chirps energetically! Yes, this is perfect! Yukko's inviting herself! ]
I'm in!
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[Haruhi isn't the type of person who would just allow anyone into the club.]
You have to prove yourself worthy first.
Sorry! XD;;
[ Said in a very grave tone. ]
Are you suggesting some sort of test? I'm up to any challenge you could throw at me!
no need to apologize!
[ Haruhi's tone is now dead serious, if only because brigade business is always serious business. ]
And yeah, a test should do it! I have several tests ready for you.
[ The tests don't mean much, though... ]
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Several? Ehehe. [ Yukko chortles confidently! ] Hit me with your best shot! I always pass with high marks!
[
one point.]no subject
[ Haruhi grins, nodding. Of course that can't be seen on the phone. She gives a small evil, queenlike laugh before continuing. ]
How about we meet at the baseball field? The first test will be taken there.
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She has no idea what she's getting herself into...]That's alright! I work best when I'm on my toes!
Alright! Baseball field it is! I'll see you there!
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[ And Haruhi slams the phone, racing over to the baseball field. ]
2a
You're doing it wrong.
2a
Yeah, I know. [ Her legs wobble. ] Give me a few, I'll be... like, cool.
Re: 2a
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[ She crosses her arms and pouts. Wobble wobble. ]
See! I'm fine!
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1
Um... hi?
[Did she just introduce herself to him? He'll go with that, since he has no idea what she just said.]
It's nice to meet you, Miss Pagiiii.
1
[ Don't you know that appearance isn't everything Al?
... Yukko's curious about the armor though. So curious that she practically just comes up and oogles him. ]
... woaah. Is it real? [ She reaches out and taps Al's armour, and she'll definitely "Ooooh" if there's an echo. ]
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O-Oh. Um, so what does Sela-- Um.
[Darn, he forgot the rest.]
Eheh, sorry about the wait here!
[ Yukko takes a big leap, closing the gap between them. She proceeds to tap her knuckles against Al's breastplate again. What is personal space?? ]
Are you a robot?!
no troubles at all! i love backtags
NO! I'm not a robot, I'm a boy - Alphonse Elric!
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[ She just gives him a discerning look. Well, discerning for her. One of her friends is a robot yanno! ]
But you don't look like any boy I've seen, Alphonse!
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[That's not a good argument, Al. Lots of boys look different, but none look like giant suits of metal armour.]
[Phone]
[Phone]
[ What is this blasphemy?!
But she can't say that she's wrong, so Yukko just whines. ]
I guesss that's something.
[Phone]
[Phone]
[Phone]
[Phone]
[ ... the pot calling the kettle black. ]
This place is changing me. Back home, I would never do chores for fun.
[Phone]
[Phone]