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mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 11:01 am
selematpagi) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 11:01 am
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Dai Ni Wa ☆
1. [ AROUND TOWN | Morning, backdated to Father's day ]
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]
Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
...She is secretly terrible at this.
2a. [ You might find Yukko in the parking lot, trying to get used to her skates.
Fair warning though. She is going to be falling down. A lot. ]
2b. [ Or Yukko is the one taking your order. She isn't wobbling so bad as before, and she seems pretty confident. ]
Selamat Siaaang! What can I getcha?
[ At least she's perky! That's something! Maybe she will get through this order without making any mistakes! ]
2c. [ ... or she could mess your order up completely. You didn't want your hamburger with cheese. You wanted fries instead of onion rings. Why is there just a can of beans between these two patty buns??
This isn't just her being dumb either. There is absolutely no way she is getting through this day with this many people without screwing an order up. Her memory and attention-span are on the fritz at the best of times.
So feel free to complain/issue death threats. Constructive criticism. ]
2d. [ ... or she could just take a tumble on her roller blades. And drop everything she's holding. Onto you. Whoops. ]
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
[ Hello male hooman/nothooman. It's not going to matter who you are, what you are doing, what you look like, whatever. If you are a male, and you have stepped out into public, Yukko will find you.
And she will come up to you. ]
Selamat Pagiiii! [ Tee hee hee ] Whatcha dooiin'?
[ This is your fault, you've brought this upon yourself. You should have booked it the moment you saw her. ]
2. [ NEUTRON DINER | ]
[ Yukko can't avoid work forever. She's been trying to put it off for as long as possible, but it is only enivitable that she ends up using all of her sick days. So what's a girl to do?
Yukko used roller skates when she was a little kid! She assumes it's like riding a bike. Once you learn it, there's no way you can just forget! So as much as she doesn't want to put on the waitress garb, she's certainly going to be energetic about it!
So what will Yukko eventually learn during her first day on the job?
...She is secretly terrible at this.
2a. [ You might find Yukko in the parking lot, trying to get used to her skates.
Fair warning though. She is going to be falling down. A lot. ]
2b. [ Or Yukko is the one taking your order. She isn't wobbling so bad as before, and she seems pretty confident. ]
Selamat Siaaang! What can I getcha?
[ At least she's perky! That's something! Maybe she will get through this order without making any mistakes! ]
2c. [ ... or she could mess your order up completely. You didn't want your hamburger with cheese. You wanted fries instead of onion rings. Why is there just a can of beans between these two patty buns??
This isn't just her being dumb either. There is absolutely no way she is getting through this day with this many people without screwing an order up. Her memory and attention-span are on the fritz at the best of times.
So feel free to complain/issue death threats. Constructive criticism. ]
2d. [ ... or she could just take a tumble on her roller blades. And drop everything she's holding. Onto you. Whoops. ]
3. [ PHONE (TOTALLY NOT FILTERED FROM DRONES...)]
What is there to do in this town?
[ Asked in the most whiney voice possible. ]
Work sucks, but I've got nothing else to do when I take off sick! I don't wanna sit at home... There's no internet...
no subject
[ And Haruhi slams the phone, racing over to the baseball field. ]