Elmer C. Albatross | the Smile Junkie (
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mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 04:42 pm
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7th Smile
[BACKDATED to Father's Day Sunday because I'm a failure]
[Elmer knows what today is. His drone children woke him up to celebrate early this morning. And since Mother's Day was the day women had to listen to men... Now it's the other way, right?
It doesn't take long for him to figure this out. Time to use it for his advantage.]
[Action A: HELLO, LADIES. You're being followed by one (1) Smile Junkie. He's not trying to be sneaky or anything, but he is seems to be closing in on you. If you don't turn around to say something to him first, eventually, he'll be right in front of you, or keeping pace.]
Hi, there! Lovely day, wouldn't you say?
[Hey Grell. Grell. Where aaaaare you Grell. Not!hubby wants to talk.]
[Elmer knows what today is. His drone children woke him up to celebrate early this morning. And since Mother's Day was the day women had to listen to men... Now it's the other way, right?
It doesn't take long for him to figure this out. Time to use it for his advantage.]
[Action A: HELLO, LADIES. You're being followed by one (1) Smile Junkie. He's not trying to be sneaky or anything, but he is seems to be closing in on you. If you don't turn around to say something to him first, eventually, he'll be right in front of you, or keeping pace.]
Hi, there! Lovely day, wouldn't you say?
[Hey Grell. Grell. Where aaaaare you Grell. Not!hubby wants to talk.]
Action A
Huh? Oh. Oh yeah, it is.
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It is, it is! And you know what today is, yeah?
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Oh.
Umm...I really, really need to get to work. Can I just...IOU or something?
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Action A!
bratskids to babysit today, but she was on her way to the library to do research for homework. She doesn't notice until he's beside her. ]What? Oh.... [ Looking up at the sky. ] Yeah, it is a pretty nice day.
[ Also, she recognizes his voice. She just can't quite place from where yet. ]
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That's one god thing about Mayfield, eh? Never a bad day, since I got here, which I confess isn't terribly long.
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Not a single one? How can you not have bad days here?
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A lovely evening. It's been a while! How have you been?
[She's being so nice. So nice. Her smile is all full of fangs and her eyes are just a biiiiit too wide. It's creepy.]
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Daytimes and evenings here are equally as lovely, eh? Especially on holidays!
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[Her honest-if-horrible smile falters, then, replaced with an honest-and-still-kinda-horrible frown.]
I miss him so much...
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[ Action A ]
O-oh! um... hello.
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Ah. Sorry about that! [Well, he is a gentleman and will help her pick those up.] Lost in thought, perhaps?
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Aah! Elmer, don't scare me like that! And um, yes, it's been a love day.
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Of course it is!
[The words are out of her mouth before she can say she prefers the colder weather. And now that she thinks about it, maybe the warm weather isn't so bad. And now she thinking about how it might be the perfect day to drag her not!husband and not!son on a picnic.]
[And she'll just stand there lost in thought until he speaks up.]
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Yes, Mayfield always does, which is lovely. But do you know what today is as well?
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[And then she realizes Elmer must have kids assigned to the house with him, or at least drones.]
Oh, you're a father here, too, aren't you? Happy Father's Day.
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Birds 'n' flowers 'n' young folk doin' bloody stupid things. Nice time of year.
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[ACTION]
Luckily, she knows that voice, so be grateful, Elmer!]
I believe you beat me to it.
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1/3?
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Done!
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