Elmer C. Albatross | the Smile Junkie (
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mayfield_rpg2012-06-19 04:42 pm
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7th Smile
[BACKDATED to Father's Day Sunday because I'm a failure]
[Elmer knows what today is. His drone children woke him up to celebrate early this morning. And since Mother's Day was the day women had to listen to men... Now it's the other way, right?
It doesn't take long for him to figure this out. Time to use it for his advantage.]
[Action A: HELLO, LADIES. You're being followed by one (1) Smile Junkie. He's not trying to be sneaky or anything, but he is seems to be closing in on you. If you don't turn around to say something to him first, eventually, he'll be right in front of you, or keeping pace.]
Hi, there! Lovely day, wouldn't you say?
[Hey Grell. Grell. Where aaaaare you Grell. Not!hubby wants to talk.]
[Elmer knows what today is. His drone children woke him up to celebrate early this morning. And since Mother's Day was the day women had to listen to men... Now it's the other way, right?
It doesn't take long for him to figure this out. Time to use it for his advantage.]
[Action A: HELLO, LADIES. You're being followed by one (1) Smile Junkie. He's not trying to be sneaky or anything, but he is seems to be closing in on you. If you don't turn around to say something to him first, eventually, he'll be right in front of you, or keeping pace.]
Hi, there! Lovely day, wouldn't you say?
[Hey Grell. Grell. Where aaaaare you Grell. Not!hubby wants to talk.]
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Yes, Mayfield always does, which is lovely. But do you know what today is as well?
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[And then she realizes Elmer must have kids assigned to the house with him, or at least drones.]
Oh, you're a father here, too, aren't you? Happy Father's Day.
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Sort of, I mean, as much as anyone is! The kids are drones, so they woke up me up this morning to tell me. I hadn't even realized that's what today was until they told me.
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[She pauses and tilts her head.]
I guess when I think about it there is a lot, but who wants to know all that. I should be asking what makes you smile.
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Well, that's a shame. Everyone deserves to be able to really smile.
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Not sure you can? Everyone can smile, even if they don't like to!
[Watch out, Elmer, there goes Olivier pulling at your cheeks to make you smile.]
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Just like this? How does it look?
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It looks good on you. And it wasn't that hard, right?