[So, last night, Kreutzer's dolls brought in some strange blue plants to brighten up the place! Hajime didn't know what they were, and he wound up touching them in an effort to figure that out. Big mistake. It's the next morning, and the Poison Joke has worked some interesting changes on the household overnight.][A - 2239 Stevens, forward-dated to Saturday morning]
[Hajime wakes up and rolls off the couch like nothing's wrong. He hasn't noticed anything out of the ordinary yet, not even as he gets into the kitchen to start up a pot of coffee, as is his way. After all, the form he's in right now is pretty natural to him on some level, and he didn't sleep very well at all. He's still waking up!
It's not until the giant green blade on his right wrist comes into his line of sight that he wakes up enough to know EXACTLY what has happened. He doesn't realize the Poison Joke is to blame, but he does know he's taken his original form, that of the Joker Undead
. Hajime is now bracing for Joker's full destructive power and instincts to kick in, but nothing is happening. He still has his mind in tact, and he still feels about like a normal human power-wise. He tries changing back to human with his Spirit card, but his Rouser appears to be not working right. It only takes him a few tries before he gives up.
Housemates, you have a large monster in your kitchen making a cup of coffee. And he's probably not the happiest monster in the world.][B - Phone, filtered to all other Kamen Riders, forward-dated to Saturday morning]
This is Chalice. I...appear to be having some issues with Joker.
[He sounds pretty calm about it, however. Definitely not like he's about to lose it.][C - John Doe Park, forward-dated to Saturday afternoon]
[Hajime's still afraid he might lose control of himself at any moment, and so he's out in the most remote areas of the park, skulking behind clumps of trees and generally trying to avoid notice. He figures he's less likely to do damage here than in the residential areas.
But there's still a terrifying-looking monster
hanging around the park, in the event you spot him. He is trying very, very hard to stay away from people and generally remain hidden. What do?]