07 - [AUField] Destroy All Humans

[chalicejoker]

[A - 2239 Stevens]

[Another day in Mayfield. Hajime is most displeased as he wakes up--he's STILL trapped in Human Undead's form and not his own Joker body. He'd taken that form as a temporary disguise back home, and he had no idea it was going to be forced upon him for such a long time.

Thanks to the needs of this human body, he requires breakfast, so he's in the kitchen attempting to make breakfast...at least until he gets distracted. Continuing to wake up here in Mayfield is such a source of frustration he's smashing most things in the kitchen as he tries to get himself going for the day. Housemates will probably wake up to the sound of breaking dishes or clattering pots and pans.]

[B - Butcher Shop]

[AU or not, Mayfield is still Mayfield, and Hajime would very much like not to get droned...so he's showing up for work today. Unfortunately, he's got a far shorter fuse than usual, and you may or may not get that cut of meat you wanted. His laziness is contributing to the formation of a line complete with a handful of complaining drones, and he can only take so much.

He's just flung a knife at the line. Perhaps he threw it at the drone standing next to you. Perhaps it's flown over the top of your head only to hit the wall behind you. Maybe you've regained superpowers and managed to catch it. Either way...dare you say something to the butcher responsible?]

[C - Around Town]

[Okay, enough work. Hajime is prowling around town, looking for a fight. Any fight. He looks angry...pretty much because he is. Try not to bump into him, because he'll probably punch you unless you're quick. Or go ahead and approach, try to figure out what's got him in such a sour mood.]

[D - Around 2239 Stevens]

[It's late, it's dark out, and Hajime appears to be brooding out in the front yard...and he's just kicked over the trash can for no apparent reason. Approach at your own risk.]

((OOC: Hajime's AU has him embracing his role as the world-destroying Joker Undead and basically left him unable to feel compassion or many emotions outside of his own lust for battle and destruction. He's only satisfied when he's destroying things, and he really hates humans. He'll be a violent brute for the duration of the event. If you've had previous CR with him, feel free to remember it as adjusted to compensate with AU!Hajime being a jerk or if you remember it as it was, he'll just figure he was droned or something that day.))

Comments

Action C + Awesome adaptation of CR. WHOO!

[windows_hyliaedition]

[[Obligatory AU explaining~ Basically, the Hero (Link) dies somehow mid-journey, so she's forced to take up her own blade and continue the job. Results in some synthesized emotion-making ala-Ghirahim, wielding a blade with psychic arms... ..And waif-fu. She can kick and HARD.]]

Fi, with emotions? Well that's interesting. For all the emotion-ness she has however, she seems rather stoic to be honest, merely examining a nearby bush of flowers. Hnnn, perhaps someone she knows would like these and...

Oh this guy. This guy who showed endless disdain for her attempts to mingle with humans.

Oh this is going to head south and quickly, isn't it.

Hahaha, awesome!

[chalicejoker]

[Oh, Hajime's spotted you, Fi. You can tell from the way his angry expression shifted to one of disdain.]

You. Still playing at blending with your precious humans?

omg this is going to turn out hilariously/horribly I can already tell. :'D (-is a jerk-)

[windows_hyliaedition]

"I was created to protect them," she responds somewhat cooly. "It is in my nature. Are you then, still determined to erradicate them?"

Isn't it great? 8D *is also a jerk*

[chalicejoker]

[That look he gets in response is...not a nice look. Not by any means.]

Their existence is an absurdity. That they continue to thrive is a mistake--one that I fully intend to correct.

Action C

[sinistraljoker]

[Shoutaro is still exploring the town, chuckling as he reads his book.]

So inaccurate.

[He doesn't notice Hajime near him...]

Re: Action C

[chalicejoker]

[Hey, it's the kid that calls himself Joker at times and is always running around with his nose buried in some book. Hajime doesn't like you. He doesn't like anyone, really, but you're on the special list of people he dislikes more. You don't seem to notice Hajime walking towards you...

...so Hajime will shift his path slightly in an attempt to roughly shoulder-check you as you walk by.]

Re: Action C

[sinistraljoker]

[Shoutaro'll get shoved and drop the book...into a puddle.]

Such a waste.

[He'll pick it up, the pages ruined. Frowning, he'll turn to Hajime.]

Joker Undead. What was the purpose of that contact? I have done nothing to instigate this kind of behavior.

Re: Action C

[chalicejoker]

[Oh, good, a little minor destruction of that book.]

You exist. It's enough for me.

C

[bleuflag]

[Human-hating killing machines? Join the blub, brah!]

[If it looks like a human, smells like a human, Sin's going to assume it's human until known otherwise... so when he spots the aggressive man, he struts up to him with a cocky smirk.]

Hey, what's with the long face, meatsack?

Re: C

[chalicejoker]

[Sounds like his kind of party!]

Meatsack?

[There's a sort of warning growl following that sentence as a weird silver belt appears around his waist.]

You'd do well to choose your words more carefully.

Re: C

[bleuflag]

Don't think I will. [Sin's head cocks as he notices the ....weapon? that appears.] Seems pretty accurate to me.

All you're good for is bleeding.

[Oddly, the rude youth has a flagpole resting over his shoulders, one hand draped over it; the pole and flag are both marred in old and new blood spatters.]

Re: C

[chalicejoker]

That is one thing humans are good at, isn't it?

[There's a quick motion as Hajime flicks a card through that belt buckle. He now looks very different, doesn't he?]

Anyone can stand against a human. Let's see how you fare against an Undead.

[The flagpole seems to bother Hajime not. It's not like any of those blood splatters are green, after all. He also doesn't wait for an answer and tries taking a swing at you.]

[C - Around Town]

[silver_reign]

-Dynamo approached this fellow, with no thought of being cautious. After all, what did he have to fear from humans? Even if he was hired to go and protect them, they still were a silly race...-

My, my, my... someone seems to be in a poor mood. It's not my place to ask, but curiosity has its hold on me... what's up?

Re: [C - Around Town]

[chalicejoker]

[You...do not appear to be a human. For that, he won't immediately punch you in the face for approaching him like this.]

I seek battle.

[And he's looking you up and down. Yeah, you look strong.]

You'll do.

[Okay, NOW he's trying to punch you in the face...which might be easier said than done considering he's probably about 5'4" and you are significantly taller.]

[C - Around Town]

[silver_reign]

-Almost immediately, does he rear back. Reflexes and all that!-

Whoah, whoah, WHOAH!

I'm thinking that you're biting off more than you can chew, buddy.

Re: [C - Around Town]

[chalicejoker]

[STUPID HUMAN BODY WHY]

I don't think I am.

[A silver belt's appearing around his waist now, but before he uses it, he's going to try to hit Dynamo one more time, this time in the midsection.]

D - Around 2239 Stevens

[spitefulvitae]

[The neighbor from across the street is just getting up for the evening and starting out on a little walk around the neighborhood. There's a soft and peaceful look on her face.... at least until she sees Hajime abusing the trash cans.

She calls out to him from across the street. It's probably a good idea to put a little distance between herself and him.]

I don't think that's accomplishing very much.

Re: D - Around 2239 Stevens

[chalicejoker]

[Considering the way things went the last time you talked, that distance is probably very wise. Hajime gives the trash can one final kick before turning to face her with a scowl.]

It accomplishes about as much as anything else in this town does.

[spitefulvitae]

[Yes, hadn't their last meeting ended in a plate of overturned cupcakes in her kitchen? Or was there a dance, and...

...well. Her posture shifts slightly at his scowling response. She's not quite curled into herself, but she's holding herself a bit fearfully.]

Maybe. But pitching fits is only going to make it worse.

[Really, no use making a fuss about things...]

[A - 2239 Stevens]

[armfalloffboy]

[Floyd has awoken and come downstairs hearing the noise coming from the kitchen. He is quite happy at the noise, for some reason he thinks one of his not!parents is making him the breakfast he always asks for, one he eats often on his home planet, chocolate spaghetti marshmallow surprise topped with cheesy octopus tentacles!!!

On reaching the kitchen Floyd sees Hajime destroying the kitchen. So nothing new or anything.]

MORNING DAD! HOW ARE YOU TODAY!?

[Floyd skips over and grapples himself onto Hajime with a big bear hug like he gives... anyone who lets him, and a LOT of people who don't want him too as well. The usual Floyd greeting, you could call it.]

Re: [A - 2239 Stevens]

[chalicejoker]

[Hey, he's usually not this into destroying the kitchen on purpose. This is a very focused, systematic sort of destruction...

...and he is really, really unhappy to see you, Floyd.]

Quit CALLING me that! I am Joker, not your father!

[His saying that is nothing new (except for the Joker part), but the way he says it, now that's different. He sounds...somewhat unstable. Wilder. Floyd, even you should be able to pick up on the fact that something is off with him--just check out the look in his eyes.

The way he shakes off the hug is far, far rougher than it usually is, too. With a very Joker-like growl, he solidly backhands Floyd in the face. It's almost a reflex, as though his body thinks he's under attack.]

Re: [A - 2239 Stevens]

[armfalloffboy]

[Something is wrong with Hajime. REALLY WRONG. He just slapped Floyd! The boy is nearly in tears at this display of man period.]

If your still mad about the office and the volcano Dad it was just a joke as part of Mom's Mother's Day present, it wasn't meant to annoy you!

[Not much, anyway. *shifty eyes*]

D-Do you need some coffee? You normally feel better after some coffee in the morning!

[Floyd is basically shivering now, the sudden outburst has taken him by surprise. Hajime is normally grumpy and jokingly threatens harm, but normally he seems to get over his anger and let things go. But this time he just outright hit Floyd!]

O-Or I could make you some eggs? Or bacon? Then we can make up?

[Floyd's bottom lip is quivering like a small child before they are about to burst into tears. He is trying hard to hold it back, but he could be flooding the kitchen before the end of this...]

A - After scary thread with Floyd

[suicidoll]

(Okay what the hell, would no one in this damn house ever let Kreutzer sleep? Because she hates being interrupted.

So here she is, coming downstairs with a group of her dolls and...staring at what's left of Floyd on the floor. At this, she just shrugs.)

Did you really have to make such a mess of this? Sure he'll fade back in tomorrow, but the blood stains will probably linger. Shouldn't you be licking it all up, Hajime?

I'm sorry for the scary, it just kinda happened! *flails* D:

[chalicejoker]

I do not destroy to eat...and I thought this place considered such things a female's job, anyway.

[The name gives him pause and causes him to growl at her.]

Joker. Do not call me by that ridiculous human name.

[Steal some human's wallet for a temporary name back home and suddenly you've got a name forever, stupid Mayfield...]

Still scary...

[suicidoll]

Even if it does, that doesn't mean you're free to laze around the house and be useless.

(Oh, so he doesn't like that human name? TOUGH

She will bow slightly at the request.)

As you wish...Hajime.

(Because really, when will she obey his wishes Outside of Father's Day?)