mayfield_rpg | 07 - [AUField] Destroy All Humans

[A - 2239 Stevens]

[Another day in Mayfield. Hajime is most displeased as he wakes up--he's STILL trapped in Human Undead's form and not his own Joker body. He'd taken that form as a temporary disguise back home, and he had no idea it was going to be forced upon him for such a long time.

Thanks to the needs of this human body, he requires breakfast, so he's in the kitchen attempting to make breakfast...at least until he gets distracted. Continuing to wake up here in Mayfield is such a source of frustration he's smashing most things in the kitchen as he tries to get himself going for the day. Housemates will probably wake up to the sound of breaking dishes or clattering pots and pans.]

[B - Butcher Shop]

[AU or not, Mayfield is still Mayfield, and Hajime would very much like not to get droned...so he's showing up for work today. Unfortunately, he's got a far shorter fuse than usual, and you may or may not get that cut of meat you wanted. His laziness is contributing to the formation of a line complete with a handful of complaining drones, and he can only take so much.

He's just flung a knife at the line. Perhaps he threw it at the drone standing next to you. Perhaps it's flown over the top of your head only to hit the wall behind you. Maybe you've regained superpowers and managed to catch it. Either way...dare you say something to the butcher responsible?]

[C - Around Town]

[Okay, enough work. Hajime is prowling around town, looking for a fight. Any fight. He looks angry...pretty much because he is. Try not to bump into him, because he'll probably punch you unless you're quick. Or go ahead and approach, try to figure out what's got him in such a sour mood.]

[D - Around 2239 Stevens]

[It's late, it's dark out, and Hajime appears to be brooding out in the front yard...and he's just kicked over the trash can for no apparent reason. Approach at your own risk.]

((OOC: Hajime's AU has him embracing his role as the world-destroying Joker Undead and basically left him unable to feel compassion or many emotions outside of his own lust for battle and destruction. He's only satisfied when he's destroying things, and he really hates humans. He'll be a violent brute for the duration of the event. If you've had previous CR with him, feel free to remember it as adjusted to compensate with AU!Hajime being a jerk or if you remember it as it was, he'll just figure he was droned or something that day.))

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-Almost immediately, does he rear back. Reflexes and all that!-

Whoah, whoah, WHOAH!

I'm thinking that you're biting off more than you can chew, buddy.

[STUPID HUMAN BODY WHY]

I don't think I am.

[A silver belt's appearing around his waist now, but before he uses it, he's going to try to hit Dynamo one more time, this time in the midsection.]

-He doesn't know what's with the sudden appearing belts... however! He does take note of the oncoming strike.-

Oh come on, don't be like this.

-... Once again, before he can allow this guy to hurt himself, Dynamo jerks to the left.-

[Woosh, Hajime's fist contacts...absolutely nothing. This seems to make him even angrier.]

Enough of this stupid human form...

[He's running what seems to be a playing card through his belt. With that, he's changed forms. At least he's taller now. He is also once more stubbornly trying to punch Dynamo.]

-Dynamo leapt back to put some distance between the two of them, and gave an impressed whistle.-

Got to admit that... that is a neat trick.

-Unfortunately, the reploid is quick enough to avoid another strike.-

So you're not a full bodied fleshling, then?

[Irritated. So, so irritated. Hajime growls a little in frustration.]

If you're asking if I'm a human, no.

[It's pretty clear he sounds incredibly affronted at the very idea.]

I am an Undead.

[Enough talking, more punching attempts.]

Not... human?

-Those were almost magic words to him! He still couldn't beat this guy up... maybe if he proved to be a threat to the humans... he did say he was "Undead"...-

Undead? Funny, you don't look like a zombie.

-All of the dodging. All of it. okay, so every now and then a fist landed in a solid hit on his armor.-

[His irritation at being called a zombie? Consistent between AU and regular U. And as far as being a threat to the humans? Ohhh, yes.]

I am not a reanimated corpse. My kind simply do not die.

[Just feeling Dynamo's armor out at this point, trying to see if he can strike a weak spot...he doesn't know what Dynamo is and does not seem to care.]

Really? Something that doesn't die, and looks for battle on purpose? You don't seem the friendly type for the fleshlings...

-He darted off to the right just to put more distance between the two of them.-

That being the case! I do believe you're a possible threat...

Friendly? Friendly! I do not care for friends. All I crave is destruction.

[Hajime's stopped trying to hit Dynamo now and has sort of warily withdrawn as he's dropped into a bit of a combat position. He's growling slightly.]

Your precious "fleshlings" are nothing but a joke of existence. I intend to correct the issue.

You know...

-He tapped his finger on his chin, as if in thought.-

I thought that first trick you did was impressive... but boy, have you fooled me.

[He's still pulled back and quite wary, although it's clear from his body language that he's just itching to attack.]

I've fooled a lot of people in my time...although I fail to see how I might have fooled you.

For the simple fact, I thought you would've jumped straight into a fight.

[He seems a little insulted at that.]

Well, I'd hate to disappoint you...

[And oh, look, there he goes. He's lunging at you now in a leaping punch.]

-Dynamo takes this moment to ready himself, in a way to catch the other.-

[Hajime is not expecting an attempt to be caught, so he's just going to keep trying to follow through with that punch, suspecting nothing...]

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