mayfield_rpg | 07 - [AUField] Destroy All Humans

[A - 2239 Stevens]

[Another day in Mayfield. Hajime is most displeased as he wakes up--he's STILL trapped in Human Undead's form and not his own Joker body. He'd taken that form as a temporary disguise back home, and he had no idea it was going to be forced upon him for such a long time.

Thanks to the needs of this human body, he requires breakfast, so he's in the kitchen attempting to make breakfast...at least until he gets distracted. Continuing to wake up here in Mayfield is such a source of frustration he's smashing most things in the kitchen as he tries to get himself going for the day. Housemates will probably wake up to the sound of breaking dishes or clattering pots and pans.]

[B - Butcher Shop]

[AU or not, Mayfield is still Mayfield, and Hajime would very much like not to get droned...so he's showing up for work today. Unfortunately, he's got a far shorter fuse than usual, and you may or may not get that cut of meat you wanted. His laziness is contributing to the formation of a line complete with a handful of complaining drones, and he can only take so much.

He's just flung a knife at the line. Perhaps he threw it at the drone standing next to you. Perhaps it's flown over the top of your head only to hit the wall behind you. Maybe you've regained superpowers and managed to catch it. Either way...dare you say something to the butcher responsible?]

[C - Around Town]

[Okay, enough work. Hajime is prowling around town, looking for a fight. Any fight. He looks angry...pretty much because he is. Try not to bump into him, because he'll probably punch you unless you're quick. Or go ahead and approach, try to figure out what's got him in such a sour mood.]

[D - Around 2239 Stevens]

[It's late, it's dark out, and Hajime appears to be brooding out in the front yard...and he's just kicked over the trash can for no apparent reason. Approach at your own risk.]

((OOC: Hajime's AU has him embracing his role as the world-destroying Joker Undead and basically left him unable to feel compassion or many emotions outside of his own lust for battle and destruction. He's only satisfied when he's destroying things, and he really hates humans. He'll be a violent brute for the duration of the event. If you've had previous CR with him, feel free to remember it as adjusted to compensate with AU!Hajime being a jerk or if you remember it as it was, he'll just figure he was droned or something that day.))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Floyd lets out a shriek of sheer body piercing horror the entire street can probably hear as the cup hits his head and his face is drenched in boiling hot coffee burning the skin of his face. He runs over and turns the tap on (After a few failed attempts thanks to not seeing well with... everything...) and basically shoved his head into the cold water.]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Its little more than a scream really but Floyd is really in pain at the moment. The time for tears is over, even if he WANTED to cry... right now its just taking all his strength to not continuing screaming his lungs out.]

Y-y-y-y-ou hurt me D-d-d-dad...

[The boy has slumped down from the sink, the water not helping that much, and is now laying on a heap on the floor, his face bright red and the light hurting his eyes. His wounds are not life threatening but they are still horrifying to Floyd.

W-w-what's wrong with you?

[There are no tears but you can tell just by his voice that his words are deeply cutting, or would be if Hajime had any humanity.]

[The screaming...well, Joker's kind of coming even more to the forefront than he already was. The intelligence he gained from Human Undead only takes him so far, after all. Floyd's wailing and whimpering doesn't seem to affect him in the least--his humanity's well and truly gone...because in this AU, it never existed in the first place.]

Quit. Calling. Me. THAT!

[He roughly flips over a chair for emphasis.]

There is NOTHING wrong with me! I am the Joker Undead--this is what I DO. I'm surprised it's taken you this long to learn that, but you never were very bright, were you?

[His set of memories don't match up with the set you have, Floyd. He's pretty sure he's hit you before.]

[Floyd simply gives Hajime a disappointed look (Well if you could tell underneath the burns) surely you wouldn't so easily forgot everything you know. Hajime keeps calling himself Joker, but from what Hajime has mentioned in the past he does not willingly like this form or attitude.]

It's OK Dad, I know this isn't the real you. Your just having a grumpy day!

[What is normally viewed as a smile is now given to Hajime. Apparently even when he is under the strain of attack Floyd's spirit stays strong, if not a little shaky to begin with.]

Before you know it your going to be begging me to make you my amazing bacon coffee, you'll see!

[Yep, Floyd is an idiot but he is one with a big heart in the face of adversity.]

N-now how about you help me get to the hospital...

[And under normal circumstances, Hajime would probably be surprised and a little touched at your faith in him, Floyd, but this AU whammy has hit him hard. Far too hard. As far as he's concerned, he's always been happy to be Joker...assuming happiness was an emotion he was capable of.]

No, I don't think you'll be visiting any hospitals today. This IS me!

[He yanks the metal stand mixer off of the counter, pulling its electric cord out of the wall. Growling a bit, he walks over to Floyd and brings the heavy metal mixer down hard. Repeatedly. When he's done, he tosses it aside, breathing heavily...and he feels the need to give a good Joker victory bellow after he's done. He is clearly deranged.]

[Floyd is left bloody and bruised and... well his face is basically near caved in by this point. He is barely alive, spluttering blood out with every strained breath.]

Its... OK Dad...Know it not...*cough*... you...

[Floyd's body starts to slide down as he loses his ability to hold himself up. He is simply laying on the floor in a pool of blood looking up at Hajime.]

I... love you Dad...

[Floyd takes one final painful breath and somehow manages to smile (As best possible given his current state) before exhaling the last bit of life from his body...]

[Love. More human foolishness. Hajime looks down at Floyd with a little disdain, then goes right about his morning routine as though absolutely nothing had happened. He's not cleaning up the mess--every now and then, Kreutzer needs a warning about who she's dealing with for an assigned husband.]

07 - [AUField] Destroy All Humans

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