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thecoolexec
28 September 2012 @ 04:47 pm
MK VIII: Avengers, Assemble  
A | Phones | Open to All

Where's the... direct line button-thingy? I work in a 50's era office building, I should have... a ssshecretary here too. A SEXY secretary... hehehe...  hiccup! ...THERE it is. Mmkay! Steve? Steve, you there? Bruce?

[Hey there Mayfield, Tony's a little... buzzed... and is making a phone call that he thinks is private. That will end well.]

Steve-in-addition-to-Bruce-Banner (I know you're here somewhere, asshole, Steve told me), I just had... an awesome idea. Today is Friday. Know what that means? It's National Let's Go To Tony's House & Drink Alcohol Day! Everywhere - snnk - everywhere but France. When their hands - aheh - when their hands are so high in the air in surrender they can't bring them down to drink from... pffft hahaha! Aw boy. France... France is silly.

Come over! Bring whoever you want. It's a party! But only the people YOU bring. If other people find out how... how awesome my party's are, I'll never get any sleep. Seriously. I'm awesome, you guys.

Oh yeah, isn't 'Tasha here...? N-NATASHA! YOU COME TOO! We need your help. We don't have anyone to do a twisty leg-flip out of this giant cake I bought... pfffft hahahaha!
OW! Stupid... pointy coffee tables. ...Ow.


B | 5723 Cunningham Lane | ALSO Open to All

[Aaaaand here are the results of drunken phone calls: unexpected guests, party crashers and totally embarrassing follow-up calls from ex-significant others. Or maybe you've just heard the noise and need Tony to shut the heck up already?]

 
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Rachel Alucard
28 September 2012 @ 10:39 pm
❦ the fifth rose  
PHONE;
[HELLO MAYFIELD the day of reckoning has come. meaning you get not one irritated, bossy and rude immortal on your phone lines today, you get two!!]

As most of you know, things are getting rather busy around here. That means there's less and less time for menial tasks and chores.

Because that is the case, we have decided that now is the best time to look for some sort of hired help. After all, I doubt that you people really have anything better to do. [RACHEL PLS at least try to make a good impression.] If you are such a person--and you likely are--and also excel at household chores, we now have a proposition for you.

We'll be holding a short audition at the high school auditorium at noon sharp today for those who are interested. Don't fret about pay, it will be a rate which you certainly won't deserve. [now it's tagteam bad impressions...]

If you're late, please do not waste our time by coming. That will be enough of an indicator that you would do a poor job serving. With that said though, I look forward to any who come to audition. It may be difficult, but do your best to at least be somewhat competent. [what a charming young lady you have the potential to serve right]

Thank you in advance for your consideration, and enjoy the rest of your morning. [no it's too late to fix the rudeness of this phone call now but he apparently doesn't see anything wrong with ending on this note...]

ACTION;
[for those brave souls who actually decide to go see what this thing is all about, they'll find a sign on the outside of the auditorium doors that simple says "auditions here" in neat script. inside the auditorium itself, the stage is well-lit and a table is set up in front of it, where Rachel and Charles are currently sitting with a couple of papers, pencils and what appears to be half of a tea set.

APPROACH WITH CAUTION the judgment begins before you even step on the stage...]
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