MK VIII: Avengers, Assemble

[thecoolexec]

A | Phones | Open to All

Where's the... direct line button-thingy? I work in a 50's era office building, I should have... a ssshecretary here too. A SEXY secretary... hehehe...  hiccup! ...THERE it is. Mmkay! Steve? Steve, you there? Bruce?

[Hey there Mayfield, Tony's a little... buzzed... and is making a phone call that he thinks is private. That will end well.]

Steve-in-addition-to-Bruce-Banner (I know you're here somewhere, asshole, Steve told me), I just had... an awesome idea. Today is Friday. Know what that means? It's National Let's Go To Tony's House & Drink Alcohol Day! Everywhere - snnk - everywhere but France. When their hands - aheh - when their hands are so high in the air in surrender they can't bring them down to drink from... pffft hahaha! Aw boy. France... France is silly.

Come over! Bring whoever you want. It's a party! But only the people YOU bring. If other people find out how... how awesome my party's are, I'll never get any sleep. Seriously. I'm awesome, you guys.

Oh yeah, isn't 'Tasha here...? N-NATASHA! YOU COME TOO! We need your help. We don't have anyone to do a twisty leg-flip out of this giant cake I bought... pfffft hahahaha!
OW! Stupid... pointy coffee tables. ...Ow.


B | 5723 Cunningham Lane | ALSO Open to All

[Aaaaand here are the results of drunken phone calls: unexpected guests, party crashers and totally embarrassing follow-up calls from ex-significant others. Or maybe you've just heard the noise and need Tony to shut the heck up already?]

Comments

[Phone - ONE HOUSE or two OFF ohno]

[originalnumber]

[Wow this is one heck of a thing to answer the phone to.]

Quite unfortunately, you have the wrong number. [Whoops.]

Also I am fairly certain that my neighbor would not quite agree with your plans. [Guess who lives next to Steve. ...Astral how do you expect this conversation to even work.]

Re: [Phone - ONE HOUSE or two OFF ohno]

[thecoolexec]

Yeah? Tell your neighbor he's an asshole! He's not even invited! Tell, tell him he's not invited. And that he's an asshole.

B

[party_hard]

[Hey, if there's a party to be had, especially one as awesome as the guy on the phone is claiming, then Pinkie is THERE. And so soon, there will be a bright pink pony wheeling a small cannon up to the door of 5723 Cunningham like it's the most normal thing in the world.]

Hi! I'm here for the party! And I brought my Party Cannon!

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

[He stands in the doorway, staring at the pink talking pony wielding a cannon on his doorstep.]

....

Okay. I have had TOO MUCH to drink.

B | 5723 Cunningham

[equinamity]

[Hi Tony. Riza heard about your offerings of alcohol and she is here to partake.]

[She brought cookies. From the grocery store, she can't cook that well. Anyway she's standing here with cookies.]

Mr. Stark.

Thank you for your willingness to share drinks.

Re: B | 5723 Cunningham

[thecoolexec]

No no, thank YOU for coming! It will be my pleasure to share. Oooh... -sniff sniff- Are those... chocolate chip cookies I smell?

[phone]

[hasacondition]

[he has so, so many things to say to this]

I want to know what state you could be in already to forget why me and alcohol would be a bad combination.

Re: [phone]

[thecoolexec]

The winning state. The state of winning, Brucey. Come on! Remember what we talked about? The benefitsss of going green? - ahehe -

Hi, by the way. Ya don't call, ya.... ya don't write... sup with that??

[answerer_sword]

...Tony, what are you even saying?

[thecoolexec]

B-b-b-Bazett! Banana fanna fo Fazett! Fe fi fo Mazett....!

...

Bazett!

Sup, woman? Coming to my fiesta? YEAH you are.

[ooeeooahah]

Oh, ye jigs and juleps... You're sending in the clear, hon. Considering how it sounds like you started last night, that's probably understandable.

[thecoolexec]

In the clear? I'm in the clear! HOUSTON, we are CLEAR for liftoff!

....

What does that mean.

PARTY TIME.

[originalnumber]

There's a blue alien in what resembles some kind of school uniform floating out on your lawn.

He doesn't seem really sure what to do now wHOOPS.

Re: PARTY TIME.

[thecoolexec]

[Oh, what the... Here we go. This is a whole thing now. He walks back into the house from the driveway, where he was carrying grocery bags full of alcohol.]

Hey, ET. Phone home.

Phone

[logic_and_magic]

[You've got to be kidding...who let the drunk on the phone?]

Do you really believe this is the appropriate time?

Re: Phone

[thecoolexec]

What, too soon? Am I not supposed to party af...after Labor Day?

phone;

[thenewnancydrew]

Really, Mr. Stark? I hope you know this call isn't as private as you think it is.

Re: phone;

[thecoolexec]

I...do now...

5723 Cunningham Lane

[ooeeooahah]

[ A Nash Rambler pulls up to the curb, and Ilsa climbs out of the driver's seat. Unloading the back with what looks like every cookie sheet from the hardware store, clam-shelled and strapped together two-by-two. ]

[ Hefting the stack to her shoulder, she knocks on the door. ] Hey, somebody order take-out?

Re: 5723 Cunningham Lane

[thecoolexec]

Nope, but I'll be happy to steal his order.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Bloody hell ... what time is it?

*Tony may have called the one person more hung over than he is.*

And who th' hell were you callin'? Get off th' line and let me get back to sleep.

[thecoolexec]

SHADDAP, Australia. And then come over and drink!

[soulless_soldier]

Wow. You are hammered.

[thecoolexec]

Yeahhhh I won't dispute that.
...
Bruce, you sound like Barton.

B

[likes2havesex]

[did someone order a sexy secretary? she's not going to do anything you ask but she is in a business suit with a way to short mini skirt. Close enough right?]

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

[Tony will be, uh, in luck, once he opens the front door, but right now he has no clue she's there, busy trying to process a strange pink pony wielding a party cannon and a floating teal alien that settled into his living room.]

B

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Tony may notice the blue haired, shark toothed guy waltzing in.]

Howdy!

Where's the booze?

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

Aaand so it begins.

...How old are you, anyway?

B

[answerer_sword]

[The door flies open.]

Tony!

Re: B

[thecoolexec]

I DIDN'T DO IT!
...oh, hi.

Phone

[theboywiththebook]

[Guess who it is? It's that kid you talked to along time back who said you were a comic book character in his world. He's not really sure how to take this.]

Um...Tony? Are you okay?

Re: Phone

[thecoolexec]

Ugh... A little dizzier than I expected but I'm... M'okay. I am coooool.

A

[hontobakabaka]

I think you have the wrong phone number Mr. Stark, or you opened the call to everyone. Do you need someone to bring over some coffee to help clear your head?

Re: A

[thecoolexec]

Hm? Who'm I talkin' to?