{A: Action - Open to all}
-- location: At the grocery store
-- time: Late morning

[Luke's bundled himself up even though the weather's been getting warmer. He's moving slowly and if one were to get a good look at his face they'd see the signature green rash and spots.]

{B: Action - Open to housemates, friends, & neighbors}
-- location: 1765 Beaver Street
-- time: Afternoon-ish

[Except for that brief trip this morning to find soup and ginger ale Luke hasn't been out of the house in two days and he hasn't bothered to contact anyone. The house is quiet.]




{C: Action - Open to friends and neighbors}
-- location: 848 Goldberg Street
-- time: All day

[Mal hasn't made contact with anyone and he hasn't been seen all day or most of yesterday. Neighbors might notice the drone family at 848 Goldberg looking quite distraught as the wife leaves for work and the children leave for school. There was even some yelling earlier, a man's voice. After the family leaves Mal still isn't seen and the house is now dark and quiet.]

Phone:

This April Fools shit done with yet? It's fucking stupid. You're all idiots for getting involved with it.

Action - Taylor Road, later in the day

[Yes, Sol is a grumpy gus, but what else is new? He's sitting on the curb near his home, smoking a cigarette. It's the usual for him, except he's flicking the butts with far more force that necessary. He'll probably hit passers-by with them -- hell, he seems to be aiming for people with them. Petty? Maybe, but he's in a fouler mood than normal.]

April 1

All around Mayfield; Action

[Those of Mayfield's residents out on the streets will see a very strange thing. An angry woman, swearing in a mixture of Gaelic and English, is tearing down the street in only her lingerie.]

GET BACK HERE, YOU CLOTHES THIEF! WHEN I CATCH YOU, I'LL...!

[After being pulled this way and that by the strange sensations that had started soon after her "prank" on Little Slugger, she had wandered through Mayfield, finally stopping at Tohsaka's house. A strange symbol had been painted on the driveway. She had tried to investigate it, but in the process had fallen victim to a prank. Not only that, but soon after she realized she had been pranked, her suit had disappeared, only to reappear on the prankster who had gotten her.]

[So now, she is chasing after the girl who not only humiliated her, but stole her suit. At the very least, she is determined to take her clothes back.]

[OOC: Those who reply here might also have to speak to Tony Stark, who will be accompanying her.]


April 2

1. 340 Brady Lane

( Locked to Koakuma )

2. 5721 Cunningham Lane

( Locked to the Courier )

3. 2240 Stevens Road

( Locked to Natalie Waters )

4. 1447 Mitchell Road

( Locked to Romana )

So then. If you're all quite finished indulging yourselves in this... prank foolishness...

Did you manage, at least, to keep from beating each other to death for the purpose of jokes? Honestly. You'd think the word of the town's leaders was the word of Andraste herself!

Regardless of your various acts of stupidity, my offer to piece you back together still stands.

[A beat.]

That goes for you as well, Hawke.

[Backdated to April 1st]

Phone (Filtered to Perry the Platypus but not filtered well)

[Holding a cloth over the phone to disguise his voice and speaking into a can Booster sets his first prank up. Now he never thought much of evil mad scientists and he was going to trick what sounded like a kid's mascot into fighting one so here went nothing.]

HELLO! Know that I, The EVIL Dr. Bupkist Bag Face Head Man..... FROM NEW JERSEY! Have made a new plot. COWER IN FEAR AS I TURN ALL OF THE CHEESE IN MAYFIELD INTO FRENCH MEN! NONE CAN STOP MY EVIL PLOT! NONE CAN INFILTRATE MY EVIL LAIR! Even... If... It is only the back shed... IT IS THE BACK SHED OF DOOM! You may come to GROVEL AT MY GENIUS AT MY LAIR ON KRAMDEN ROAD! Even if it is behind 1489... THE SHED OF DOOM WILL BE WHERE YOU KNEEL!

Action A (7132 Brooks Street)

[Booster spent all of the rest of the day in the oven, and he managed to bake 40 pizzas, one for each cake Luthor stole. He also boxed them and delivered them, leaving all 40 on the front step with a $250 receipt for one Picky Minch]

Action B (1249 Williams Road)

[He actually made 3 more pizzas, with jalapeno sauce and spicy pepperoni on them, he knocked on the door and left the receipt for one Niou Masaharu before hiding behind a bush to watch]

Action C (The butcher shop, for Hajime Aikawa)

{Booster walked in and was looking around.]

Is there a Hajime Aikawa around here?

[Action - 726 Anderson Lane]

[Despite having his hat taken and falling for a few pranks, Luke had to admit that April Fools day was pretty fun. The house had quieted down since the army of cats had left (although the stench of them had not), and after getting home from school he found a large envelope addressed to him, which only happened when the town was giving something back. Excited to see what he got back this time, he snatches the envelope and goes to his room, tearing open the envelope.

Strangely enough, the envelope only contained a picture. One identical to the family portrait in his house - only instead of a portrait of him, Susan, Edward, and Slugger, the family in this portrait was different. It was him, Roshian, Giriko, and Latvia, which he instantly recognized as his old family from the last time he was here.]

What on earth is this doing in the mai-

[Before he can finish that sentence, he's suddenly flooded with memories. Every memory from the last time he lived in Mayfield, all of them coming back at once as if he were reliving them all over again. He remembered everything about his previous family, their fondness for murdering each other, the golems that Giriko would make, the frequent dronings, Luke dying several times - two of them done by his own family members, Soviet Mayfield, a couple years back in January where the town was killing people and sending everyone else on a witch hunt by giving list after list of suspects, his very first Christmas in Mayfield where his future self brutally killed four people and no no please I don't want to remember anymore of this-

Somewhere while caught in the middle of these memories, feeling sick from reliving each gruesome death he saw in Mayfield, these new feelings of anguish and fear, his head is pounding so hard that it feels like it's going to split in two.]

Ah...hnn...auuuuuuugggggggggghhhh!!

[Action - Outside 947 Beulah Street]

[A while after leaving his house, he decides to pay a visit to his old home - more specifically Rin. However he can't make up his mind whether or not to knock on the door so he's just kind of hanging outside like a creeper.]

[Action - 5720 Cunningham Lane]

[And after visiting his old house on Beulah, he goes straight to Ukraine - the one person he remembers being associated with his previous family. She'd know what to do, right? She could help him.

He'll knock on the door, sounding almost panicked.]

Miss Ukraine? Miss Ukraine, please open up! Please!

[ooc note: Luke regained all of his previous Mayfield memories! Details can be found here and here.]

[ Action: 1334 Benny Road. ]

[ After the event, Vita took note of the package labeled especially for her. It seemed small enough to not be suspicious, but Vita knew better than to trust things like this. However, as soon as she's deemed that it's safe, what she's surprised to find is her Device, Graf Eisen in its' necklace form. ]

Graf Eisen!

[Meister.]

[ Vita can't help but smile as she slings the necklace around her head, feeling the familiar weight of her Device around her neck. ]

Yo, Hayate!

[ Action: John Doe Park. ]

[ Those visiting will notice Vita dressed in something entirely different than what she's been sporting with Graf Eisen turned into its' default form. ]

[Stand by.]

All right, let's do this.

Barrier!

[Panzerhindernis.]

[ Vita expects the usual to happen, but it seems that nothing has taken place. No barrier, no nothing. ]

...Tch, guess ya don't have everythin' back, eh?

[I am sorry, Meister.]

Don't gotta be sorry - it ain't yer fault.

[ But she can at least get more training with a familiar device in tow. ]

[ Phone | Filtered to Nanoha Cast ]

Yo. Got a question.

How long does it usually take for us to get back our spells in full?