connedviakeyboard: (HOLY SHIT)
Benson ([personal profile] connedviakeyboard) wrote in [community profile] mayfield_rpg2012-04-05 07:13 pm
Entry tags:

6th Gumball - Action

[Well that was stupid. Harmless, as far as Benson could tell, but still stupid. Pranks weren't things Benson put much stock in, but he went along with them to the best of his ability anyway in order to avoid getting droned. Was he good at them? Not really. Did he manage to prank anyone? Miraculously, yes. He got a few people. Even then it wasn't fun. To Benson, there was nothing "fun" about tricking people, or screwing with them. It was cruel in a way.

He felt he shouldn't feel guilty about them, not really, considering how harmless they were. But he does anyway.

Benson also by this point understood what the regain packages were. He had gained at least one during Christmas, after all, though he hadn't seen one for himself since then. So he wondered if the fact that there were two - one big, one small - was supposed to make up for the fact that it had been so long since he'd gotten one.

And for some reason, he has an odd sense of dread. So he'll be careful and start with the small one.]


[Action - Around Ricardo Street]

[Unfortunately for Benson, he chose wrong when he decided to open the small package first. At first, he was kind of delighted by the honeycomb. It was practical and something he could at least use in cooking.

What Benson wasn't so delighted about was the swarm of 100 angry bees that came with the honeycomb. The honeycomb is now laying harmlessly on the lawn of 507 Ricardo Street.

The bees, meanwhile, are a swarming black cloud chasing a skinny man running down the street. Benson flails, swatting and trying to strike at the cloud if it gets too close and occasionally having to brush some of the bees off as he tears ass down the street.

Enjoy the show folks.]


[Action - Outside 507 Ricardo Street]

[After Benson's amazing bee adventure, he wasn't too thrilled about opening his next package at first. In fact, he planned to let it just sit out there and rot, but if it was something dangerous than it was better to get it out of the way before it could hurt someone else. And so Benson began to open the packaging with the hesitation and care of a man working on removing a live timebomb.

And to his relief, this time, it turned out the timebomb was dead from the get go. Instead of some other horror like he had expected in his package, Benson actually smiled a bit as he got rid of the rest of the packaging.

If you're passing by today, you'll notice a fairly nice drum set is out on the lawn of 507 Ricardo Street. Benson sits down by it at the moment, feeling the drum sticks in his hands for a moment. It's been a few months since he's had his set, let alone practice, and maybe out in public wouldn't be the best place to try again.

But he's lazy at the moment for once and doesn't want to carry them inside, so hell. Why not. He'll begin to play.

And he's not half-bad at it, either. He's pretty clearly focused as hell while he plays, but he's pretty good at them.]
hisnameisthecaptain: (AAAAAHHH)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-06 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Are you running away from bees Benson?

That's a shame, because here comes another cloud of bees chasing after a panicked flying super hero.

And they are coming right for you.

Bees behind and bees in front! What do you do?]
hisnameisthecaptain: (AAAAAHHH)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-10 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[The Captain collides with Benson and they both kinda get stuck as the bee swarms combine on their location.

The Captain panics, grabs a hold of Benson and flies! Heading straight up then out, only a few stings lands upon them before they get a lead in the now giant swarm chasing them.]


Ow, ☠☠☠☠, ow! ☠☠☠☠!
hisnameisthecaptain: (Monkey)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-12 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, what the ☠☠☠☠?!?

[When they get a good lead he lands again and starts running. Letting Benson do his own thing.]

Got any place to hide from them?
hisnameisthecaptain: (Waaaahhh?)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Also running, and more scared than angry this time.]

I hate bees, they are like little monsters.

I got it! The pond in the park bees can't swim.

[That's why they don't go in water Captain, obviously.]
hisnameisthecaptain: (facepalm)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-16 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Uhh... not far if you can fly.

We are going to have to try and get past the bees though.
hisnameisthecaptain: (Monkey)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-19 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, you wouldn't want to be bait so I can get away, would you?
hisnameisthecaptain: (Pout)

[personal profile] hisnameisthecaptain 2012-04-22 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well then, I guess we are just going to have to go really ☠☠☠☠ fast.
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Perspiring)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Your son is coming out of the garage to investigate the sound of you playing your drum set, Benson. He has grease on his face and is wiping his hands in a towel, clearly in the middle of building something important. But, what you're doing is pretty important, too.

He lingers by the door for the moment, not wanting to bother Benson, lest he want to be left alone. Equius looks curious about it, though.
]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > I'm Equius and I sing in a choir)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Equius flinches when Benson looks at him, but the smiling and waving is encouraging, so he takes a few steps closer, peering at the drums.]

...It's coming along well. Uh. I hope I'm not disturbing you, it's just been...quite some time since I've heard any music at all, and I must admit I'm a bit curious about...what you're doing.

I had no idea you played an instrument. Though...I suppose I should have known. It is proper for nobility to be artistically versed, after all.

[He continues to wipe his hands, wringing the towel in his palms. He's really worried that he's bothering Benson.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Oh goodness please)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[The wringing of the towel becomes slightly more frantic.]

Ah. N-...no. I'm normally far too STRONG to handle the delicate attention that musical instruments require.

[And he seems a little ashamed of that, especially since Benson has...clearly been playing for a long time. Not to call you old or anything, Benson.]

I, ah...write a bit of poetry, but my literary indulgences are fairly personal, for the most part, so I tend to keep them to myself.

[Still tugging at that towel. Though when he's finally close enough, he reaches out and touches one of the cymbals briefly with his fingertips before drawing his hand back to the towel.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Forgive me highb100d)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[He freezes, then quickly lifts the towel to wipe at his hairline, staring at Benson in terror. The dark bags under his eyes are more pronounced when his eyes widen, and he shakes his head nervously, pushing his hair out of his face and trying to find somewhere safe to look.]

I. Uh. N-no. No, that's. Not necessary. I couldn't. I'd. Most likely break them, anyway. Or. Something along those lines. I wouldn't want to...damage your property.

[He wipes at his neck with the towel and looks firmly at the grass.]

I've already...caused quite enough damage in the hive, today. H-...house. Sorry. It's. These human words...

[And he trails off, mumbling. He really wants to take a step back, but he's afraid Benson might get mad.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > I'm Equius and I only like anal)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. God. He takes a deep breath.]

...It's. What I mean to say is. I wouldn't want to ruin something you...clearly value. From your home. That...it was delivered today, wasn't it...? I tend to break...everything. I apologize. I...and if. I weren't to break it. I would most likely not. Be very good at playing, anyway.

[This is quickly spiraling into a disaster. Every option here seems bad. He could say yes, attempt to play, and break the drums. He could say yes, play, and be horrible at it and embarrass himself in front of a human noble. He could say no, and upset Benson by rejecting him. Or he could make a complete fool of himself, like he's doing right now.

He's freaking out a little.

He continues to dab at himself with the towel, still staring at the grass.
]

It isn't important. I apologize. I was simply, uh. I came over to. Admire you. I'll go and...return to my work, now. If I'm. I'm clearly bothering you. Forgive me. I don't...I don't know what you want. Are...y-you're just. Asking me? If I want to...? But it's...a-as my superior, isn't what...you want. More important...?

[He's turning pale. This is either going to end in him getting yelled at, or something else horrible. Either way, he'll probably deserve it.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Guilty)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Equius looks at Benson while he's talking, but he's clearly still unsettled. His face shifts a little, as if he's not quite sure that he understands what Benson is saying, and in all honesty, he doesn't. It doesn't really make sense. Why would he be given so much freedom when he hasn't proven himself at all? Every time he talks to Benson--hell, every time he thinks about Benson--he seems more and more important and powerful within the community. The way he talks about his job...Equius can't help but be impressed and humbled. Even though it is incredibly different from Alternia...clearly there's still a social hierarchy to adhere to that Equius doesn't understand in the least. And Benson paints himself as wildly high up on the ladder.

He really, really doesn't want to make him mad. What if he decides to kick Equius out...? How humiliating would that be...?
]

...So. You're. Telling me to not...presume that you are commanding me to do things. Or that you're...asking me to make a decision as some sort of a test of my obedience? I shouldn't do that? It...but. I'm not certain that I understand why you would do that, but I.

[He swallows, wiping his hairline with the towel again.]

...I am...pleased to be in this dwelling with you. I don't...want to ruin that.

[He belongs among nobles, after all. He'd be ashamed to live anywhere else.]

...It is crucial that I do the right thing and keep you satisfied to have me as your..."son".
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Forgive me highb100d)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-13 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Equius would really like to take comfort from that, but he knows how flippant feelings can be. Benson could change his mind very quickly. If Equius managed to mess something up, or lose something, or break something, or accidentally hurt Benson, or any number of things...he can think of about a hundred reasons right off the top of his head for Benson to change his mind and kick him out.

It does excite him for one brief moment, though--that idea of pleasing Benson, and the thought that maybe he won't change his mind. That relief and joy shows on his face for all of two seconds. But it quickly goes away, replaced with uncertainty and fear yet again, and Equius flinches, his face flushing in embarrassment.
]

But. It could.

...It could change. I am not...the most pleasant companion. Being here is. So strange, for me. I've been mostly separated from others, for a good deal of my life, and I'm. A bit afraid that being in a different body is making me somehow more...pleasant. For others to be around.

...When I change back. You might not like me quite...

[As much.]

...A-at all. I have. A terrible temper. And I tend to offend others completely by accident. I still don't know...e-exactly how I'm meant to function in human society. So many things still utterly baffle me, and I might eventually...do something horribly offensive to you.

[He's tugging at the towel again, and it's actually starting to tear a little bit at one end.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Guilty)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-15 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[That irritated snapping makes Equius grimace, and he drops the towel on the ground rather than continuing to tug at it. That's probably not preferable, as dropping it isn't exactly being careful with it, but it's all Equius can think to do with it. His hands move to wring themselves, instead, and even though Benson apologizes, Equius is still quiet for a long moment after he's done talking, fingers still twisting in his palms until his knuckles are red from him rubbing at his own skin so harshly.]

...Please, f-forgive me. I'm...I don't mean to burden you with my troubles. I'll...I will try to be less destructive. Allow me to. A-apologize about the towel. I will mend it, if it's...I'm sorry that I made you angry.

It won't happen again. I'll do...all that I can to do as you...s-suggest.

Sir.

[His voice is quiet and unsure. He takes a step back, away from the drum set, then flinches and bends down to pick up the towel again. He looks absolutely disgusted at the little tear he made in the side, and he folds it to hide it for now, holding it carefully in both of his hands.]
sheneighnigans: (D -- > Perspiring)

[outside]

[personal profile] sheneighnigans 2012-04-19 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[He hesitates for a long moment before looking up at Benson again, brows furrowed in genuine confusion. He just looks at him for a while, trying to figure out if he actually said that, and then he nods slowly, hands trembling a little as he continues to cling to the folded towel.]

...I...ah. I suppose I should, if it...if you want to s-see it. I did try not to ruin anything that I had to deconstruct, but it. I. Can fix them, as we discussed. It's, ah.

[He turns a little, still flustered.]

...It's in the vehicle port.