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I don't know what happened in particular but I am still going to be friends with any of the nations I know. I don't care what sort of things is going on or why any of you have stopped being friends or talking to each other but I don't care. I still like all of you.

And I won't take sides. Alright.


1. Action; Park

[Koharu is vaguely upset and even Ukraine seems to be joining in the being upset at other people thing and she doesn't really want to be at home now. She's taken to sitting in the park and knitting and reading.]

I wish people would stop fighting...


2. Action; 5720 Cunningham Lane

[Koharu will just be baking as many things in the kitchen as she can. Cookies, Cakes, all sorts of things.]

I don't really know what to give to anyone...[She sighs and taps her chin]


3. Action; The houses of Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, Russia and Estonia

[Koharu heads to various houses, knocking and holding out a package if someone replies. If not, the package is left beside the door. It contains either a cake, cookies, or a pie. She may not know some of these nations very well but they seem to be involved in some sort of fight and she wants to make things a little better.]

(Not long after Twilight snapped out of being droned did her mentor, Princess Celestia, end up getting droned herself. It's something that's been bothering her for a long time, but on this specific day...she just couldn't take it anymore. With her idol and teacher gone, she finally snapped, and anyone who knows Twilight knows she doesn't think straight when she snaps. That was why, out of desperation, she finally turned to the post office...)

Action: All Around Town

(Guess who now has her horn back? Twilight does! But can you guess who also flipped her shit? Twilight did!

She has on a strange looking stealth outfit for an occasion that doesn't exist. Where did she get the outfit? What happened to her mane? Why is the eye patch over her right eye particularly bloody? And why is she sneaking around Mayfield?

All of which are reasonable questions. You're more than welcome to ask her...if you can catch her. She's hiding in shadows and teleporting from the ground to rooftops and back, so while she might be tricky to follow for some, others might be able to hold her up easily. She's also not moving particularly fast.

SHUT UP THIS ISN'T JUST AN EXCUSE TO PLAY FUTURE TWILIGHT)

A. 7134 Brooks, Closed to Housemates

[One could tell something was amiss as soon as someone woke up that morning. For one thing, the smell of rapidly prepared breakfast wasn't in the air, along with the scent of coffee. Another thing, there was a soft feminine voice humming from Ako's room as she stepped out, dressed in a child size sundress with a brilliant smile on her face.]

Golly gee, why isn't breakfast ready? Mother? Father, aren't you two awake already?

[Beware, your daughter just got droned.]


B. [Retconned] Mayfield Elementary

[Ako's been a dutiful student, doing her homework, answering questions, and doing her gymnastic classes. There was a distinct lack of SELF however in her eyes as she bounced from person to person, giggling and wishing them a good day while she worked diligently on her embroidery. Clearly something was up and her drone-like responses to any questions would have been off-putting.]


C. Anywhere

[You might find Ako outside, humming to herself and tending to the flowers that were sprouting. After all it was the first of spring and there were buds everywhere. She was smiling happily, but across the way, a concerned Fairy Tone was watching her, terribly confused at her actions. You could probably talk to Drone-Ako or Dodori if you could find Dodori hiding behind his obvious hiding spots.]


D - 7134 Brooks, 9pm

[Drone-Ako laid down in her bed, preparing to go to sleep like good little girls when suddenly her eyes snapped open. Sitting up and throwing her blankets off, she was holding her chest, looking like she was hyperventilating.]

Ako? What's wrong dodo?

... I was back home, Dodori. I was back home...

[And with that, she started to cry.]

March 20

1. 1130 Taylor Road (locked to housemates)

[Bazett steps into the kitchen to find something to eat. For some reason, she feels more irritable than usual. However, she just shakes her head and attributes it not getting enough sleep.]

[When she enters the kitchen, she is greeted by the sight of a sea of slime. Everything in her kitchen is coated in it. As she looks around for the possible source of the slime, a glob of it drops onto her head.]

[Gross.]

[She frowns and wipes the disgusting substance away. Almost immediately after she finishes, she feels her mood plummet even further. She now wants nothing more than to smash everything into splinters. Only the objective knowledge that something is probably wrong with her stops her from going on another rampage.]

Damn, not this again...

[She walks into the living room and all but collapses onto the sofa, trying to calm herself down. She would need to find some way to reverse this effect as soon as possible.]

2. All around Mayfield

[Bazett has decided to go look for Ciel. While she could try to cure herself, she ran a risk of making the infection worse, like the time with the age reversing candy. As a Church member, Ciel is the only person that Bazett knows to have the medical expertise to heal her...and the power to restrain her if necessary.]

[As she heads to the Church, she can be seen either snapping at the other people on the streets or bashing some of the various animate objects.]

3. Chuch

[After some complications, Bazett has finally arrived at the Church. Instead of knocking and waiting, she slams an angry kick into the door.]

Open up!

March 21

4. All around  Mayfield (action)

[By this point, Bazett has decided that the new ghosts and ghouls are the best targets for her slime fuelled rage. She might lend anyone engaged in combat with one of the monsters a hand, but she is equally liable to turn on them for getting in her way.]

A. 342 Brady Lane.

[Dualscar wakes with a start. The last thing he recalled was the sound of Highblood's laughter and the sight of well...quite a bit of his own blood. He presses a palm to his face, grumbling under his breath about terrible nightmares.

That's when he notices he's pink.

He rears back against the bed and wakes his drone wife, who is offputtingly pleasant about almost being smothered to death. So much so that he decides he's getting the fuck out of that bed. She leaves him in peace and he paces the room before coming downstairs, only to be informed that pajamas are not for leaving the house in.]

B. Around town.

[So. He's pink, squishy and in a strange place. If he didn't know the subjuggulators better he would assume it was a joke.

As a seadweller, he's always had a strong connection to the ocean, but it seems to have waned. In his heart he knows that if he can find the ocean he'll be able to find his way back home.

Now he's shouldering his way through neighbourhoods, trying to find it and failing quite horribly.]

C.[Phone]
[Back and incredibly displeased he demands his wife tell him the information he needs. She directs him to the phone and watches as he attempts to use it.

There's a long pause before he speaks.]

This. Isn't. Fuckin' Funny.

[He drops his voice lower.]

Where is Her Imperiousness?

[A - 2239 Stevens, locked to housemates]

[Hajime has arrived home after being out and about for the day. He's been in a fouler mood than usual, so he goes to fix some coffee...only when he turns the faucet on to get some water, a giant glob of slime flies out and hits him in the face. The impact of the slime knocks him back and into a stack of freshly-washed dishes. Anyone else in the house is sure to have heard that.

And with the slime come a bunch of urges he didn't think he'd have to fight because hey, he's a full human in Mayfield...but right now, he's feeling more like the Joker Undead than Hajime Aikawa. Some part of him is aware that THIS IS A PROBLEM (did he get a package from the Post Office he wasn't aware of?) but for now, he just wants a little destruction in his life. There's not a whole lot around for him to smash, but he swings out an arm and takes out another stack of dishes just for the heck of it.

Oh, and he's dripping slime all over the kitchen.

Edit: This ends up with the kitchen and half of 2239 Stevens exploding. If you're in the area, you've probably noticed and will find Hajime outside angrily looking for his not!wife. He will try to attack you, too.]

[B - Around Town]

[Someone's on a little rampage now. Hajime's still got slime all over his head and shoulders, and his body language suggests that he's out for blood. He's been pounding on drones here and there as well as the occasional possessed appliance. Sometimes, he'll kick over a trash can or other kick-overable item, like a bicycle just for the heck of it.

If you're a child, he'll probably leave you alone, but if you're an adult and look like you could take him, he'll be more aggressive towards you. At the moment he's currently beating a slime-covered mailbox with a baseball bat he picked up somewhere. To be fair, the mailbox started it, and it still keeps hopping up and trying to bite him in the face.]

[A: Action for 1650 Albright Lane. Closed to housemates]

[Fellow housemates: you might have noticed Esther sewing away at something for a little while. Days, weeks; it's all timey wimey backtag business. Today is the big day. She is double checking her stitches in the kitchen to be sure everything is just right. Esther seems very satisfied with the results of... hey. What exactly is she sewing?]

I think it's ready.

[B: Phone (filtered to Cain and Abel)]

Hello. Are you busy? Because if you aren't, would you mind stopping by today? I have something I want to share with both of you.

[She sounds awfully cheerful, doesn't she?]

[C: Phone (filtered to Ciel)]

Good afternoon! I'm sorry if this is a little sudden, but if you're free this evening I'd like to go shooting with you for a while. It's alright if you have other plans though! We can do it another time.

[D: Phone (Open to all)]

Can anyone tell me a good group activity to take part in here? I've been wracking my brain, but nothing has really jumped out at me. I'd appreciate any help you could give me.

1 ✿ 946 Beulah Street

[There’s something that seems off today. It could be the house, or the unusually high bed, or the fact that Youmu is nowhere to be found. What seems to be the strangest though is a distinct fluttering in her chest that she honestly can’t remember feeling before.

Also the fact she now has to walk everywhere too, that’s probably a big one. Yuyuko seems somewhat unsteady on her feet as she makes her way downstairs. Even if her memory was a little short she was sure she’d remember traveling to a new house. It didn’t seem like any of the ones she’d visited in Gensokyou.

Very peculiar indeed.

Eventually she makes it to the living room and seats herself on the sofa. From where she’s sitting she can see frames photographs of herself and people she’s positive she’s never seen before.

If any of them are in the house, she wonders if they’d nice enough to get her some tea]

2 ✿ Around Mayfield

[Maybe peculiar isn’t quite strong enough.

The fact that she finds herself earthbound is a little frustrating and definitely makes it harder to get a good look at where she is. She can only think of one explanation for her sudden shift in location, or at least one way to fix it and she wanders through the town calling it’s name]

Yukari? Yukari, are you there? Something strange has happened! Yukari?

[Unfortunately that doesn’t seem to yield many results so instead she decides to change tactics. Ultimately, she sounds more curious than scared]

Ran? Ra~n!

Youmu? Where are you?

Reimu? Marisa? Do you know anything about this?

3 ✿ Flower shop

[It wasn’t that she was told she had a job as a florist so much as she just naturally gravitated to where there were flowers. It doesn’t seem much like she’s working though. Instead she happily engages in conversation with whoever might be listening]

This place really is quite hard to understand, all the streets are alike. Not to mention, I woke up this morning and I was so surprised to find to couldn’t fly.

I shouldn’t stay too long though, I’m sure my gardener will be worried. Say, you wouldn’t happen to know the best route back to Gensokyou, do you?

[Action: 457 Stone Street:
Toni is not much of a morning person. Understandable since, well, werewolf. Still, she manages to drag herself out of bed for work at a decent time. She marches downstairs and heads out the door to go to work, but instead of stepping onto the sidewalk, she ends up squelching into something wet and slippery. Her foot slides out from under her and she tumbles to the ground, landing in more of the slime that has inexplicably appeared on the front stoop of her house.]

Ow! What the hell is this stuff?

[All things considered, she wasn't in a bad mood a moment earlier. Now, though, as she looks down at her ruined outfit and with her backside throbbing with pain, her entire demeanor sours. She grits her teeth and begins swearing and muttering angrily as she tries to stand up. Stupid slime. Now she was going to have to change her stupid clothes, and she was going to be late for her stupid job because they gave her the stupid morning shift. She's so pissed off at the world, she feels like she could kill someone.]

[Action: All around town:

Toni has skipped work, because fuck work. She has better things to do. Like get all up in your grill.]

Hey, asshole! Why don't you look where the hell you're going!

[If you're unlucky, she might shift into spectral skeleton werewolf mode. If that happens? Run.

If you're REALLY unlucky, instead of meeting Toni, you'll get a snarling, ferocious... fluffy puppy, ineffectively attacking your pants leg or shoelaces.]

[Action: Mayfield Elementary]

[Hajime had a bit of an unfortunate encounter on his way to school today. He's sulking in class and at recess. If you approach him he will respond with]

What?


[Action: Park]

[Rather than his usual tendency to play around the fountain, Hajime is kicking a rock down a path]

[Action: 5720 Cunningham Lane]

[He drops his schoolbag by the front door]

Why is this town so annoying?