2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

Comments

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[forgottenmagia]

[Less "waiting out of curiosity" and more standing outside and pacing. Maybe waiting to go inside herself? But when she sees the other woman emerge, she can't contain her surprise.

Did someone know youth magic like she did? Surely they didn't. It was a forbidden art where she came from. She was constantly looked down upon from preventing her own aging into an old woman.

Surely not.]

Er. Excuse me, ma'am...

[godaime]

[ Tsunade is certainly in a good enough mood to stop and answer the girl's queries. As she turns to the woman, Tonton will begin to come over and gently whiff around the woman's shoes. ]

Why, yes? Have a question about the post office? [ That's what she assumes this is about after all. Everyone was curious about that place more than anything else, besides the dairy at least. ]

A;

[punches]

[ Suddenly drowning in an obnoxious amount of paperwork?? ]

W-What is going on here!?

[godaime]

[ Why can't she hold all of this paperwork???? Tsunade, in her frail body, pushes herself up against the wall as Tonton runs excitedly over to Sakura to presumably sniff her. ]

Mayfield decided my Christmas present should be every damn piece of paper I've ever seen in my life. [ She's definitely not too pleased about this. ] I knew if I ever saw paperwork again it'd be too soon.

D

[kinship]

[Cain had been on his way to the library, when he noticed a rather peculiar grunting from behind him.

Is that... a pig?

Well, he's met talking cats and foxes here already, so he takes a chance to stop and crouch down with a friendly smile.]

Hey.

[godaime]

[ Being able to recognize the faint scent of Tsunade on him, she takes the initiative and leaps into his arms with all of her little piggy might. ]

Oink!

E

[technohippie]

[A very tall, thin man sitting on a nearby barstool listens to Tsunade's order with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.]

I like the way you think.

[godaime]

[ Tsunade shrugs and partially turns to him with a very upbeat smile. ]

I've been told that before. Have you ever traded something at that damn post office?

C

[naicha]

Wah! [ Taiwan was just passing by, and it doesn't cross her mind that the old lady from earlier was Tsunade. A beautiful lady... and her really cute pet pig! She scurries over and crouches to get a good look at it. ]

It's so cute! So cute! Where'd you get one, miss?

[godaime]

[ A flattered and joyous Tonton begins to sniff Taiwan eagerly. After she identifies Taiwan as friendly (and very sweet smelling!) she affectionately nuzzles her head against Taiwan's knee. ] Oink! [ Tsunade just smiles at the sight. ] Tonton? Ah, she's my pet from home. I found her injured on the road one day and my attendant healed her and brought her to me to avoid a rather [ Oh god. How does she say this delicately. ] tenderized fate. [ Tonton just turns around and slightly glares at Tsunade adding a disapproving Oink! ]. Ever since then, she's been a part of me and my travels. She's a very friendly pig, or at least she's friendly to things that smell nice. [ Tonton will let out a soft, high pitched sigh as she continues to whiff in Taiwan's plum blossom scents. ]

E.

[flan4science]

[A nearby older gentleman will be turning his head toward this most intriguing order. Namely, mad scientist Professor Desty Nova, sitting at the bar as well.]

My goodness, that's quite an epic amount of alcohol!

[godaime]

[ Ripped right from Tsunade's nonexistent twitter: Befriending a mad scientist and a tech geek at the same bar. #OnlyinMayfield. ]

Well, what can I say? I'm going to need a lot in order to forget two weeks of hell from this place. And I might as well make it the two weeks where were all brutalized and tortured. [ Tsunade will just drink right through this event! ]

D!

[commentboxtroll]

[Anywhere, you say?

Here's Caesar leaving, of all places, the flower shop. Sans flowers, of course, because why would he be getting anyone flowers? Anyway, he doesn't even look at Tsunade and her pig. The last time he saw her, she was a wrinkly old hag!

It takes him nearly a block to even realize that he's... being... followed?

Looks like it's time to walk faster.]

[godaime]

[ Unfortunately, Tsunade is not with the pig at the moment but I guess that doesn't matter. Tonton continues to dash after him. In fact, she begins to match his pace, and, with a little extra effort, close the difference. She lets out a fierce, loud and commanding oink! ]

D

[acuity]

[ the first thing Platina did after waking up in an unfamiliar bed and an unfamiliar house was to immediately get out and find her bearings... did she get kidnapped? she couldn't recognize anything. and she'd read a lot of books about a lot of cities in the region, so where was she?

then she noticed the pig, and stopped to take a closer look. whoa, what a weird pokemon! ]

[godaime]

[ Tonton continues to sniff Platina stepping a bit closer before circling her feet. After she's done with her investigation, she sits once more. She seems pretty content. ] Oink!

D

[golds]

[ .... Why is there a pig following her down the streets while she's trying to do some grocery shopping. I mean, seriously, having Rudolf follow her around the house was already bad enough, she does not need a pig following her outside too. Two pigs is too much!! ]

[godaime]

[ Two pigs is not enough! It's never enough! In fact, Tonton will begin to sprint towards Eva oinking in a tone that says, "Stop! In the name of pillaging your groceries!"

She wants your salads and all your 50's vegetables revenge, you and her could write a bad romance whoaaa... ]

[ex_haveaplan64]

(Picks up the pig and checks it out.)

(Mumbling:) You probably belong t' somebody. Shame. You look loike you could make for good eats.

[godaime]

[ Somewhere the innards of Tsunade's heart have just crushed themselves.

Tonton, on the other hand, has now began to squeal as if it has just seen an entire aisle filled with pork! It begins to wriggle at full speeds, letting out shrieking, loud, high pitched oinks. It's pretty freaked out about this entire situation. ]

E

[firstofthefallen]

[Oh, well hello again. Lucifer had been frequenting the tavern as another means of watching the people in the town more than for his own benefit. But hey look, a repeat customer, of sorts.

He'll walk up to the counter beside Tsunade.]

And no need to charge the lady. I'll be paying for her drink.

[He smiles, and nods to her.]

Hello again miss.

[godaime]

[ If it wasn't for the fact that they'd be tortured monthly and she sort of needs to get back to the battlefield to prevent two other countries from losing their leader, she could definitely get used to this!

Tsunade beams at the sudden act of generosity, and, indeed, this makes the getting slizzard prospect all the more satisfying. ] Why hello there! Glad to see you can still recognize me. [ Because people have been struggling to piece together that she's suddenly twenty. ]

And thank you for the drink.

E

[pinkscarflady]

[There is a woman next to her sipping a dry gin martini.]

Two weeks? Most of us only lost three days.

future drinking buddies y/y

[godaime]

Well, I made a little stop at the post office this morning. [ She raises her Octoberfest sized Long Island Iced Tea cup in a cheers like method. ] Took two weeks of my life and converted them into some diluted happy housewife Mayfield native shit.

D

[fthisgetmecigs]

[Well, this is new. Badou is just sort of warily keeping an eye on his new piggy follower as he lights up a new cigarette and walks down the street. He figures he probably smells like work and that's what's got the pig following him.]

Pig, just 'cause I smell like the produce aisle doesn't mean I got food.

[godaime]

[ The pig instead trots around him before sitting down and plopping in front of him. In a sense, Tonton is cockblocking the entire rest of street from use from Badou. She has been hungry and getting lost all day and you better believe she's going to be getting the meal she smells on you! ]

Oink!

On the way to the flower shop!

[queen_of_swords]

[After taking a few detours, she's sure she's being followed, and a quick glance in a window as she passes reveals her tail is a...a pig? She turns around, not even bothering to draw her sword, more exasperated than anything.]

Do you talk? Fly?

[She wouldn't put it past Mayfield to have flying pigs.]

[godaime]

[ Tonton continues to sniff the lady and circle her. She smells just like intimidating badassery and tough as nails! A perfect pseudo-replacement for Tsunade.

Tonton however, shakes her head and merely gives a negative answer. ] Oink!

Tavern

[all_ofthethings]

No problem, babe, but you got anyone to take ya home when you collapse?

[godaime]

[ Tsunade erupts in laughter. Her laughter begins to roar to a ridiculously large volume for someone so petite. ]

Haha! Me? Passing out? That's not going to happen ever.