mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

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2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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Wrath of Greed? You're going to sin in front of your father? [ A slight smirk at this idea. ] That's rather spiteful. With a man of his character, I can't say I disapprove.

It's kind of easy. He knows my bade is Greed, but he'll be surprised I can be wrathful. He thinks he was actually able to purge greed from his system by creating me, but he's the greediest sonuvabitch alive, wants to become God.

So he essentially took all of the Greed he had and made into an actual person...? Hm. That's not possible where I'm from for a bunch of reasons. Let me take a guess though, he's made one for all seven of the sins? [ To become God you do have to be sinless after all! ] And the reason why you have carbon manipulation as your ability, does that have some sort of significance since the diamond is the most precious of gems?

Does he have a reason for becoming God? If it's for one of those, "just because I want to be God" that definitely is some type of hypocritical power lust.

[He never really thought of being able to make his shield of diamonds in that sense, but he's sure she's on to something there.]

Probably, he likes to think he's clever that way. Yeah, there's seven of us.

He was made just like us, except on accident, I think, and his base is human blood, so he had all the sins. He's wanted complete power of everything since then. Just to prove he can do it, y'know?

[ TSUNADE IS ALWAYS ONTO SOMETHING. She'll open her response with appropriate sarcasm! ]

Nothing says clever like being predictable. Though, I guess you all have a common theme beween each other. That'd be nice if you guys weren't named after sins and asked to work for some fuck that wants to become God for no reason. Power in idle, suspicious hands is definitely not a good thing.

How does one make one of you guys anyways? I was under the impression that you guys were conceived. And your other statements, are humans inherently sinful where you're from?

Yeah. That's a greedy reason no matter how you look at it. What a pompous dick! [ she's thankful she only has to deal with the Raikage in terms of speeding, arrogant, forceful people ]

[He's not sure he should tell her about how they're made. He doesn't even like it, and he likes being alive.]

Well, all humans have the ability to be sinful in them, doesn't mean they act on it. He wanted to wash that ability out of himself, but he's no example of virtue.

And I'll tell you how we're made, but you gotta know we don't have any say, we come into the world just as confused as the rest of ya, but full grown.

[ ~~Let's spare her the horrific reality, she's already in Mayfield~~. TRAUMA AGOGO ]

I see. So basically, he washed out any potential of sinned yet still sinned? That's... rather poitnless and inefficient.

Well, all right, I'm interested. How do you make a concept into a person?

[He grimaces, but clears his throat and pours himself a shot of the first thing in his reach. After downing it, he looks her straight in the eyes, completely serious.]

You break the laws of nature by killing off an entire country and using their souls to bypass said laws. A fair trade to someone who doesn't value the people those souls belong to. He takes them, makes them his, then trades them to break a few rules.

I don't have it right now, but my base is a stone made of some of those souls, and as long as they're with me, I want to use them to rebel against him. I can't put them back where they belong.

Right before He interfered, I was trying to figure out how some kid bound a soul to a suit of armor. I guess I could ask him since he's here, but the predicament I was pulled from makes it useless to know. Maybe, if I ever get it back while I'm here.

[And he trails off into thought.]

[ Tsunade's eyes pop open in both confusion and surprise. How could someone be so impossibly disgusting? ]

So, he'd take the souls of everyone in the country, seal them into a stone, and then use that stone to create you guys? [ She shakes her head. ] Ugh, that's utterly atrocious. You also can't survive without your stone normally, but the town has adjusted that for you.

[ Huh? There's something she feels is being intentionally left out or made unclear. ] Your predicament? Mind detailing that? Do you mean how you don't have your stone and therefore the souls, or do you mean something else?

Nah, I could do without the souls. But yeah, that's pretty much what he did. Well, yeah, the town did have to do something to make it so I can live without the stone, but that's not the predicament.

The last thing I can remember from back home is being captured by Daddy's latest experiment, and then melted back down to be merged with him again until he finds it suitable to release me. The problem being, I won't remember a thing when he makes me whole again.

Hm. I see. It's nice to know you'd be able to live without those souls. [ And now she just raises an eyebrow at his latest confession. She isn't shocked or anything since, well, she's heard and seen more ludicrous and horrifying from Orochimaru but still. ]

Well, that's quite the story. I don't have anything that'd be able to help you aside from the word's good luck. That sounds like quite a sticky situation to be put in. [ Her face now tenses at the thought about being merged with some person's blood stream. No thanks. ] Your Father sounds like an utterly contemptible being, to be honest.

[He nods.]

Thanks, maybe some luck will help. And he is, I don't mind hearing someone else agree for once. My siblings worship the ground he walks on. They don't realize he'll dump 'em all to succeed.

My luck has never won a damn thing in its life and the times it did I can't remember. [ herlifesucks.jpg. ] Your siblings sound like they have a case of hero worship, though I'd find it hard to believe my father could be so cold if it came down to either. They certainly don't seem like people I'd want to hang out with though.

Yeah, if you ever meet anyone else named after a sin in town, just keep walking. They're not worth the trouble. Especially Lust, she's got a case of daddy's little girl going. She's the only one here so far, but ya never know if another is gonna show up.

Well, hopefully your Father doesn't show up for your sake. Though, I wonder, if you were assimilated into him would you be able to get yourself out somehow?

Even if he comes here, he won't have the same sway here without all of his children or his abilities.

[He tilts his head to the side in thought.]

Y'know, I never thought about that. If I remember, I'll give it a try.

Well, obviously. Mayfield does limit power after all. I'd be surprised to see him more powerful.

[ She shrugs. ]

Heh, well, if he ever comes by I'll be there to remind you.

Yeah, we can always detain him if he lands here, or at least try to. And I'll make sure to keep it in mind if he does show up, thanks. Let me get you some more to drink. Want to stick with the teas, or try something else?

Well, if one of my punches are fatal to the average person, I'm sure one of my punches will knock him out. [ she shrugs. ] I can also drug him. The stuff I often cook up aren't detectable to any person. It's odorless, tasteless, dissolves within moments.

Well, well, I'll have whatever you're recommending, 'tender.

Remind me not to get on your bad side, ever.

Do you like coffee?

Well, I do give warnings before I toss a punch.

I use it here and there to keep myself awake, but I prefer tea myself. Why do you ask?

Just trying to decide what to make you next. Got a favorite kind of drink?

Well, I preferred any type of sake back home so I assume I'd like anything you'd have to offer here. [ She's cool with anything, superbro o/ ]

I hope you don't mind rum, then! One of the other guys calls this a Zombie.

[And if she watches, she'll see him mix, rum, rum, and more rum, then some brandy, sugar syrup, lime juice, and pineapple juice in a shaker, then dump it in a glass for her.]

I won't feed you the cheesy line some of the other guys do when they serve it. I don't think it'll bite you quite the same way it does others.

[ She laughs and confidently looks at the drink set before her as she notes each ingredient going into the shaker! She takes a cautious sip, but, before she does, she arches and eyebrow and asks him a question. ]

Are you talking about the drink, or the lame pun?

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This is why I think Greed wanted to know about Al's soul/body.

It certainly makes sense!

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