2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

Comments

I tagged a Ling with a Lust when I meant to use Tenten so it does feel good

[godaime]

That's probably one of the most generous offers I've ever received in my life. I'll take it!

Yep! It was how I was able to open the conversation that led to me telling Ben I had a crush on him

[all_ofthethings]

Given out free booze is one way to get back at this place, so it helps out in he end.

Aww! that's so cute! ;w;

[godaime]

I never thought about it like that. I think you just inspired me to heal people for free, though donations of alcohol would be appreciated. [ She chuckles now. Donations of alcohol are always lovely! ]

:3

[all_ofthethings]

So, where do you work?

[godaime]

I was assigned to work at the hospital. It's a blessing of sorts. I don't have to adjust to anything, and it's a relatively easy job. [ If she ever gets her healing abilities back, she'll have literally hours of free time. ]

[all_ofthethings]

Sounds like you'll be busy around here then. Make sure you get soem time to relax in.

[godaime]

Once I get my healing ability back, I'll have all the time in the world.

[all_ofthethings]

Oh, it's that easy to use, eh?

Well, once I get my stone back, it'll be one less idiot for you to heal.

[godaime]

When you've been practicing for forty years and are regarded as the world's greatest medic nin, yeah.

Heh, well, I wouldn't call you an idiot, unless you did something stupid to receive your injury.

[all_ofthethings]

[He shrugs.]

Well, I don't like to see women and children getting hurt, sometimes I lose my head when I do.

I got my shield, but the stone'll repair any injuries I get.

[godaime]

I feel the same way about any of my villagers, so I understand. [ Especially Naruto and Sakura. She'd punch some heads off. ]

So your stone regenerates all of your damages? Heh. That's a pretty nice deal.

[all_ofthethings]

[He smirks.]

Good to know I'm not the only one. And yeah, the one good thing my father ever gave me, even if I don't like the way he made it.

[godaime]

Well, you don't have to like how something was made if you don't have a say in it. [ Though this is usually reserved for things Tsunade dislikes too, but, you can't control what daddy gave you. ]

[all_ofthethings]

I guess so, huh. [He shrugs.] No use worrying about it now.

[godaime]

Those bridges will be crossed when you get to them. I know you won't have trouble crossing them, though.

[all_ofthethings]

Well, I really can't argue with a classy lady like you. So, how's the twon been treating you?

[godaime]

Still a housewife, so it's still pretty shitty. [ Let her just take the idea that she's classy and play with it until it's unrecognizable. Temper? Gambling problem? Swearing? Check! Heart of gold? A regal elegance in posture and diplomacy? Inner conviction? ...Check. ]

[all_ofthethings]

Oh, they didn't give ya a job? Maybe ya can go find one?

[godaime]

Well, even if they gave me a job, I'd still be a housewife.

[all_ofthethings]

Oh, I never thought about it like that, I guess.