mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

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2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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[ Tonton continues to sniff the lady and circle her. She smells just like intimidating badassery and tough as nails! A perfect pseudo-replacement for Tsunade.

Tonton however, shakes her head and merely gives a negative answer. ] Oink!

[Something semi-normal for once, it's almost relieving.]

Well, if you wanna keep your snout, go find someone else to follow.

[Now, she's got her hand on the hilt of her sword.]

[ And now for something totally odd. Tonton will get into what seems like the most militant position it can possibly put her tiny pig body into and oink in a more commanding tone that just says, "Sir, yes, sir" except ...in an oink.

You shouldn't question what Tonton had to adapt to because of Tsunade, you should just know it's a fact of life. ]

[Olivier just stares for a moment, then releases her grip on the hilt of her sword and nods.]

Well, good luck in Mayfield.

God damn it Tonton, again?! [ A fairly familiar voice should be ...well, familiar, to Olivier as a woman that looks a lot like Tsunade, except she looks like she's twenty and not eighty begins to speed up the street. Her voice raises several octaves in anger. ]

I told you not to become separated from me-! [ She doesn't notice Olivier right now, but she will in a moment or two. ]

[She is surprised.]

Tsunade?

Ah, Olivier! So nice to see you again! I see you've been getting accompanied with Tonton. My beloved pet from home. The town decided to be kind and return her to me. [ Can you hear the sarcasm in her voice about the town being kind. ]

How's life treating you? We haven't talked since that whole doppleganger thing in December.

Right after that my two real housemates were permanently droned. Then I was droned until that siren went off on the 16th. I was probably acting as a model citizen and handing out baked goods all week.

Now there's a new addition to my house, but he's very, unperturbed about being brought here, it was quite strange to have him so readily accept that this place was real.

Huh, to think I didn't notice you at all during this. Though, I have heard the drone mothers are partial to abominable flower dresses, so maybe you just looked so different I couldn't recognize you. [ enjoy the compliment, Olivier. ]

Well, some people are calmer than others. I wasn't anxious when I arrived here, just confused and angry.

When I first arrived, I made sure the man I woke up next to was knocked out them tied him up to interrogate him. When he performed magic to get out of his bonds, I was sure I was hallucinating from the medicine the nurse back home had given me after battle.

When I first arrived, I thought I died or that a teleportation jutsu failed. I was being teleported to the battlefield at light speed, which, because of the speed you're traveling, will supposedly slice you down to the molecular level. The lack of injuries was pleasant though.

[ She doesn't view her any less for knocking man out and tying him up. Yep. ]

Yes, it was nice to be free from the injuries I'd sustained back home.

So, does Tonton have any special abilities? [Well, she's curious now.]

Eh, I always was able to heal myself of the injuries so it didn't make a difference.

Tonton doesn't have much aside from being a pig but she does have a couple of abilities. Her excellent sense of smell allows her to adequately track people she's only met once. In fact, she probably came to you because we met and shook hands earlier. [ She sounds a bit too proud of this. ] She can support and carry multiple quantities of her body weight and she has evasive training to avoid people that want a little raw bacon. [ Yep. Tsunade legitimately taught Tonton how to evade if people wanted to kill her for bacon. ]

Tonton sounds like a wonderful pet for the Armstrong family.]

I should stop being surprised by the different abilities people and animals who arrive here regain from home by now, but I never would have imagined anything that takes place in those fiction books my sister reads back home could ever be close to real.

[ Tsunade would make a wonderful addition to the Armstrong family too! ]

Heh, Tonton's tame in comparison to most of the stuff you'll see back home. [ In fact, Tonton is average! ]

[Tame? She supposes she should make a note of that so she isn't dumbfounded when stranger things appear.]

Our most outstanding animals back home are usually hybrids, more commonly known as chimeras people have made with the help of alchemy. The most amazing of the chimeras actually being human-animal hybrids. They would have been more amazing had the people this was done to given consent, and if they knew a way to reverse the transmutation. They were one of the reasons for our coup d'etat.

[Yes, Tsunade would. I think Olivier would be happy to have her.]

[ Tsunade nods attentively. ]

Coup d'etat? Against what? You mean the government forcibly made these people as punishment? Tch. That's just all kinds of wrong. Back home, we have something similar though, they're just naturally that way. There's a shark man and a man that's part venus fly trap for one. It's also possible with science. Someone I knew converted himself into a snake. [ Her voice sounds cold and icy with the last statement. ]

They made them just to see if they could, and tricked those weak minded enough to go along into helping them with their evil plans by telling them their families would never accept them as monsters.

The coup d'etat was against the corrupt upper brass who was trying to use the energy of the citizens of our country to power an immortal army.

Konoha's actions have never always been pure, but to think something as sinister as that would happen. That sounds horrible. What type of country doesn't ensure safety and prosperity to its people? [ Her face tenses as she goes over this. She sounds angered, and disgusted. ]

Tch? An immortal army? Another coincidence between us. We're currently combatting people that resistent to all types of damages except being sealed because they were revived in exchange to sacrifices. I'll never support the method to revive the dead where I'm from, not only because it costs a life but because a soldier is a human. They have dreams, aspirations and memories. They're individuals, and if they can't succeed then at least you should give them a respectful burial because they gave it their all for you specifically. The actions of some assholes in power they think will last forever never cease to piss me off. [ Her irritation is certainly visible now. ] Good on you for showing them who's boss. I bet a person like you made quick work of them, huh?

They didn't bring back the dead, they created puppets and filled them with the soul energy of our citizens. Luckily, we were allied with a man who knew how to reverse the whole thing. Either way, I agree with you.

[She scowls for a moment, thinking on the other topic.]

It was quick work all in all. I took the inside job, while a comrade lead the outside attack.

Hm. That sounds even worse. Back home, they'd sacrifice someone and their soul so they could properly revive the dead. I'm glad you guys were able to reverse it. We don't have a way to unless the man who casted it releases it, which is pretty damn unlikely. So we have to seal them.

[ she nods. ]

Tch. You're one of the smartest people I've met so far in my life period. That's a way to do it.

[Olivier is used to be complimented on her battle plans, but coming from Tsunade, she's sure it means more than all the compliments she's gotten in the past, and her cheeks might take on a pink hue.]

We'll I've trained to bring honor to my family from the day I was born.

Heh, same here. [ She notices it but chooses not address it. She knows that's not Olivier's style. ] I was born to the Senju Clan, the creator of Konoha. Gave it its first two leaders. Granddaughter of the first, grandniece of the second. Trained by the third leader in combat. And my teammate who is here trained the fourth. I'm the fifth, so, suffice to say, I come from a line of leaders.

That is quite the noble blood line.

Fortunately my family didn't have anything thing to do with the corrupt government, except not questioning it at first, but I endeavored to keep them out of the way when things got bad.

Indeed. Well, your family seems like a sensible one if they raised someone like you. But I guess if you worked for something your whole life and then learned it was evil, it'd be hard to take seriously. Regardless, you handled the situation quite well. Sometimes we can't get rid of someone the easy way, so we have to remove them by a much harder method. [ She's not going to specify that until she asks. Watch as they have the exact same idea. ]

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If we ever get a Mei Chang, Tsunade needs to apprentice her XD

YEEES she dooooes ;o;

Re: I would app her in, but I think I'm at my limit, plus, zomg, I want to app all of FMA, lol

Haha! You are but it's okay |D We can find another one eventually!

I guess it's time to enlist Chris to enable someone XD

MAKE HIM ENABLE A JIRAIYA WHILE HE'S AT IT...

That would be nice, too!

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