mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

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2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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They made them just to see if they could, and tricked those weak minded enough to go along into helping them with their evil plans by telling them their families would never accept them as monsters.

The coup d'etat was against the corrupt upper brass who was trying to use the energy of the citizens of our country to power an immortal army.

Konoha's actions have never always been pure, but to think something as sinister as that would happen. That sounds horrible. What type of country doesn't ensure safety and prosperity to its people? [ Her face tenses as she goes over this. She sounds angered, and disgusted. ]

Tch? An immortal army? Another coincidence between us. We're currently combatting people that resistent to all types of damages except being sealed because they were revived in exchange to sacrifices. I'll never support the method to revive the dead where I'm from, not only because it costs a life but because a soldier is a human. They have dreams, aspirations and memories. They're individuals, and if they can't succeed then at least you should give them a respectful burial because they gave it their all for you specifically. The actions of some assholes in power they think will last forever never cease to piss me off. [ Her irritation is certainly visible now. ] Good on you for showing them who's boss. I bet a person like you made quick work of them, huh?

They didn't bring back the dead, they created puppets and filled them with the soul energy of our citizens. Luckily, we were allied with a man who knew how to reverse the whole thing. Either way, I agree with you.

[She scowls for a moment, thinking on the other topic.]

It was quick work all in all. I took the inside job, while a comrade lead the outside attack.

Hm. That sounds even worse. Back home, they'd sacrifice someone and their soul so they could properly revive the dead. I'm glad you guys were able to reverse it. We don't have a way to unless the man who casted it releases it, which is pretty damn unlikely. So we have to seal them.

[ she nods. ]

Tch. You're one of the smartest people I've met so far in my life period. That's a way to do it.

[Olivier is used to be complimented on her battle plans, but coming from Tsunade, she's sure it means more than all the compliments she's gotten in the past, and her cheeks might take on a pink hue.]

We'll I've trained to bring honor to my family from the day I was born.

Heh, same here. [ She notices it but chooses not address it. She knows that's not Olivier's style. ] I was born to the Senju Clan, the creator of Konoha. Gave it its first two leaders. Granddaughter of the first, grandniece of the second. Trained by the third leader in combat. And my teammate who is here trained the fourth. I'm the fifth, so, suffice to say, I come from a line of leaders.

That is quite the noble blood line.

Fortunately my family didn't have anything thing to do with the corrupt government, except not questioning it at first, but I endeavored to keep them out of the way when things got bad.

Indeed. Well, your family seems like a sensible one if they raised someone like you. But I guess if you worked for something your whole life and then learned it was evil, it'd be hard to take seriously. Regardless, you handled the situation quite well. Sometimes we can't get rid of someone the easy way, so we have to remove them by a much harder method. [ She's not going to specify that until she asks. Watch as they have the exact same idea. ]

Yes, sometimes sacrifices are necessary. Sometimes we can't just go for the root, it takes longer. Did you have a method in mind for this place?

Everyone has to give up something for someone else. You can't become a great nation or maintain it without sacrificing something else in return. As for my method, I like to reassign them to a position where they think they have control and new perks but they'd be totally out of the way. Like, one time I assigned someone to Head Department of Transnation Communications, which sounds pretty important right? Well, in reality, it's just stamping and assorting letters by what nation they go to and then putting them in the correct mailslot. Everyone knows this except him, but it worked out pretty fine regardless.

[Olivier laughs.]

That is a good way to get rid of someone. Usually I just send them away to a different base.

Different bases in our village usually mean a new village entirely. We can't display how incompetent some of our staff are, or else we'd be viewed as weak and liable to invasion. The last thing we truly need right now is another one. Besides, this allows me to keep a close eye on them to prevent fuck ups.

Usually I can train the incompetence out through fear, but there are some, who just don't know what's good for them Sometimes, I think they send them to me to remind me stupid people do exist. I can just boot them back saying they're not fit for such a disciplined base.

I don't like to train with fear as the primary focus. I can be pretty stern and scary, but fear is never something I constantly use. I can understand how it can be effective, and, when done right it turns into a wonderful amount of respect, but those cases are so few and far in between that I'm a bit jaded on the practice. I prefer to be inspirational; firm yet gentle. But that doesn't stop me from revealing my temper if I need to get job to get done or for the sake of making sure a serious offense is never repeated again.

Then again, it sounds like up there is particular uptight and you need to follow everything down to the letter for survival. Konoha is influential enough to keep most, if not all, enemies at bay so there's no need to be so uptight unless you're dealing with a bunch of terrorists that want to destroy the world, or a former comrade that wants to destroy Konoha. Still, we are pretty alert and focused on defense anyways. You can never be too careful.

Training with fear is saved only for the most severe of cases, and sometimes when I need something done without fail. Most know they have to be on their best to survive at all in our part of the country.

Our border skirmishes wouldn't be half as bad if not for the blizzards that can suddenly spring up on us. The motto survival of the fittest applies to our location quite well. And, sending the incompetent men away is a way of keeping them alive.

Well, it's nice to hear you try the much better methods first. The area around Briggs sounds like a place I used to hear about commonly. The Village Hidden in the Snow, where it'd be cold, constantly surrounded by blizzards and wrought with war. In their case it was a civil conflict. But things have settled down since then. It also reminds me of the Hidden Mist to some extent, but mostly for the snow and the fact that massacres and bloodshed there used to be as common as pennies.

[ She adds a decisive nod. ]

Yeah. I get that. Location can be sure troublesome. That seems like an extra burden you guys don't need. Though it's always pleasant to see someone's main goal is on survival and not winning. If it's the first, the second one is inevitable.

We strike hard and fast, the fewer deaths the better. I like for my snow to stay nice and clean. Besides, the skirmishes are nearly as often as they used to be when I first took over.

Striking hard and fast should be a goal of every army. I don't see why a person should just delay it and risk more lives. That's just poor and senseless leadership over the people who put their lives in your control.

Oh, I do know a few people who would prefer to wait and attack at the "right time" during a battle. They don't realize waiting can ruin their chances of winning.

Well, I have nothing against using times where the opposition would resting against them or anything, but, waiting to engage an enemy that's so close is pointless. Combat is going to happen whether the army likes it or not. Being unwilling to attack just jeopardizes everything, unless you're stalling for a surprise attack from behind or something.

[She nods.]

I do like surprise attacks, they usually bring the battle to an end much faster with the enemy tripping up at being caught off guard.

One time I led a surprise attack onto the village leader himself. He was overwhelmed so he retreated but we managed to take out a variety of the high level village officials. I hate when they happen against me though, but I've been able to repel every last surprise attack I've ever came into contact with. Or, at the very least, I was able to make sure the number of lives lost were minimal. Although, in the end, no lives were lost at all. [ Thanks to Pain reviving her villagers! ]

I can see how that would be annoying, but if anything, we learn from them and become better strategists.

Well, there's always a learning experience somewhere. Doesn't mean I have to like those little shits, or what they do.

Of course not. So, do you have a weapon of choice?

Re: I would app her in, but I think I'm at my limit, plus, zomg, I want to app all of FMA, lol

Haha! You are but it's okay |D We can find another one eventually!

I guess it's time to enlist Chris to enable someone XD

MAKE HIM ENABLE A JIRAIYA WHILE HE'S AT IT...

That would be nice, too!

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