2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

Comments

[queen_of_swords]

Of course not. So, do you have a weapon of choice?

[godaime]

Who needs a weapon when you've killed someone just by grazing them with your fists? [ ...BARE HANDS OR NO HANDS. Bring it. ] My strength at home is legendary. There hasn't been a single person to match it yet. I've killed people by merely poking them before.

[queen_of_swords]

[She looks around and lowers her voice.]

You don't happen to sparkle when you fight, do you?

[godaime]

Sometimes I do when I use chakra, but that's because there's energy collecting to keep my skin and body from tearing under the pressures of my own attacks. [ And add this with blue punches, and how she can make fragments in the ground that look like sparkles just by punching them and you have a closely related relative, Olivier! ]

[queen_of_swords]

That's quite interesting. We're not sure why it happens to us, but I wish there was a reason like that.

[godaime]

Well, I guess you guys are so spectacular you have your own second effects. That's really special. [ ...She'll try to find reason somewhere. ]

[queen_of_swords]

I don't know about that. We're, okay, maybe we're not your average Amestrian family.

[godaime]

Well, the best families are all a little abnormal. Doesn't change it from being genetic, possibly.

[queen_of_swords]

Oh, it's definitely genetic, jut sparkles are a bit feminine for me...

[godaime]

Feminine things can be just as strong and tough as manly things. I'm sure there's some way where even you make sparkles look like one of the toughest, and most aggressive things on the planet. [ She doesn't see anything wrong with something being feminine. ] Besides, if used correctly, it could be a great distraction tactic. "Did Olivier just really spa-" sword through the head. [ She knows how to cheer you up, girl! ]

[queen_of_swords]

[She chuckles.]

Well, when you put it that way, I suppose they aren't so bad. People here really won't expect them if I ever get them back, and a nice distraction is always a welcome battle tactic.

[godaime]

I bet you could even enhance them to the point where they briefly blind someone. [ She laughs. ] With a couple of mirrors hidden in convenient places, their eye sight wouldn't last twenty seconds against you. [ THE BENEFITS OF SPARKLES: TSUNDERE LEADER EDITION. ]

[queen_of_swords]

[Her eyes light up at the mention of using them as a weapon.]

I'm sure my sword could help with that, too.

[godaime]

Now we're certainly talking! You know, I might be able to regain Konoha's entire arsenal, in theory.

[queen_of_swords]

And I could regain the entire Briggs arsenal, and the Armstrong estate, even! We could really be set if that happens.

[godaime]

Well, I could probably regain the Hokage Mansion. That'd be a pretty nice celebration and information trading place, especially since I installed a gambling hall and bar in there.

[queen_of_swords]

Then you wouldn't need to make one. I know people have gotten labs and airships back, so why not mansions?

[godaime]

Airships? [ They seriously have those?! If it wasn't for the fact that she's supposed to be saving people on the battlefield back home and for the people in charge, this place would be sweet. ] Well, if this is all true and we can get mansions, then I guess this means we'll have to wait and play the luck of the draw. [ ...Too bad she really really really sucks at luck. ]

[queen_of_swords]

Well, hopefully I'm as lucky here as I am back home, then.

And yes, a young woman named Ruri has an airship that she plans to use asa safe house should anything severe happen.

[godaime]

Relying on my luck is a bad idea. The town considered how often I win in a forty year period to be so low that they took the memory of each winning away. It's that significant and rare. [ She nods at the new information though and begins to write it down. ]

Ruri? Well, that's some new information I'm going to keep.

[queen_of_swords]

What did you get for your memories?

And, if you're willing to share information you gather with her, she'll fill you in on information she's collected. I don't mind sharing if I gain something in return.

[godaime]

Well, you saw me when I was frail, right? I regained my original appearance in return for my memories.

Heh. You say sharing information like it's a bad thing. The quicker we're on the same page, the quicker we can break free.

[queen_of_swords]

Well, at least it was something worthwhile.

Sharing information can be a bad thing if it falls into the wrong hands, but I trust her.

[godaime]

If she's really offering everything she knows, it'd be hard to picture her working for the town. Though anything could happen at anytime, it's best to get all the information out of her before something silences her. [ That silencing being droning. ]

[queen_of_swords]

[She grits her teeth at Tsunade referring to Ruri being droned or hurt.]

She doesn't mind sharing, all you have to do is ask, and make sure she knows you mean well.