2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

Comments

[kinship]

It's okay, not every life can be interesting all the time, I bet that would be really exhausting.

[godaime]

You're right. Even at home, my life isn't interesting sometimes despite the fact that I lead an entire village. In fact, sometimes it gets a bit redundant.

[kinship]

Wow, I don't think I've ever met the leader of an entire village before.

[Forever polite, he's met several world leaders.]

[godaime]

You haven't? Have you met any powerful people in your life? Ever?

[ She suspects as much given his wise decision about the resistances. Something does seem off here though. Maybe she was just too vague! ]

[kinship]

[Oh. Well, that's a bit of a more direct question, and he hesitates a moment before nodding.]

A few, more military than anything.

[godaime]

[ GOTCHA. BUSTED. ]

What was their rank? I lead the military of my own country, and then I have a huge role on the united army, as you already know.

[kinship]

[He rolls his shoulders, still with an easy smile affixed to his face.]

I'm afraid I can't remember all their ranks and names off hand.

[godaime]

Eh, it's all right. I understand. How did you get the opportunity to meet all of these people anyways? [ she thought you were a normal kid.... ]

[kinship]

[Stop asking all the HARD QUESTIONS.]

My family is associated with the military, I guess it was inevitable.

[godaime]

You know, I should have guessed that earlier. You're very knowledgeable for your age, Cain. Does your families connections have anything to do with the reason why you're a pacifist too?

[/ASKS THEM ANYWAYS.]

[kinship]

I just don't believe violence does any good, other than to perpetuate the cycle of violence further.

[Plus, he has his own guard dog all the time anyway.]

[godaime]

I know that, but I was asking if your family's connections and closeness with the military influenced your decision to become a pacifist.

[ just like how Tsunade has her own guard pig! ]

[kinship]

The influences on my family were definitely a deciding factor.

[So carefully vague.]

[godaime]

Well, thank you for your honesty. I guess I can see why. Many people who lost someone to war vow never to go into it, or they rush full steam ahead in hopes they can carry on their family's will. It does odd things to people. Surely you'll agree with that.

[kinship]

I'm afraid I can't claim to be an expert on warfare, my family has never been involved in outright conflict.

[godaime]

Yeah, but the association is enough anyways. A closeness to people that participate in warfare will always have an affect on the people who don't.

[kinship]

I never thought about it like that, I suppose I'm the anomaly... nobody else in my family is a pacifist.

[godaime]

Each person's psyche is different and each of them will react to something a different way. You just happened to be off put by war to such an extent that you wish to resolve all conflicts without violence. Your family on the other hand may not like war, but they see that sometimes it's necessary. [ k-k-kanye shruggin' ]

[kinship]

Perhaps.

[He knows that's not the case, but he'll let her keep that impression of him and his family.]

What about your own family, Tsunade?

[godaime]

What do you mean about my own family? [ because they're sort of dead...

all of them. She's the only one left. Sort of. Canon is sort of vague as to what constitutes as her clan but oh well. ]

[kinship]

Are they involved with running the village, too?

[godaime]

They were. [ She pauses. ] The First Hokage and Second Hokage were my grandfather and granduncle, respectively. [ You've seen her when she's old, Cain. They're probably dead by now. ]

[kinship]

Ah.

They must have been very proud of you.

[godaime]

Well, they last saw me when I was in my early days of being a kunoichi. They certainly were proud of me then. They both died before I became famous and legendary.

[kinship]

[He looks a little amused at how casually she mentions she's famous and legendary.]

Should I be asking for your autograph?