2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

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[godaime]

[ And go! Tsunade starts to charge with a reasonably quick pace! ]

[kinship]

[Cain tries to moderate his pace, he wants to let her win... but not by too much, so he's attempting to stay just behind her.]

[godaime]

[ Tsunade continues to rush and even starts to gain more ground on Cain until tragedy strikes.

A squirrel's acorn collection is tossed about by a strong gust of wind. Tsunade jumps in an attempt to evade them. ]

[kinship]

[Cain hasn't even noticed the acorn attack, as luck would have it, it didn't cross his path. So he's accidentally gaining on Tsunade, catching up on her heels.]

[godaime]

[ A drone kid wheels past the two racing people in his tricycle. The kid is a paperboy and he doesn't like what he's seeing. He picks up the heaviest monday paper there is and tosses it at Tsunade's face. ]

Women can't race! [ Tsunade's face meets the newspaper, and down she goes with an oof. ]

[kinship]

[Cain really didn't see that coming, even with his talent for working out every possible outcome, and so he goes zooming past before he realises it and skids to a stop at the end of the street.]

Tsunade!

[Ignoring he's just won (SERIOUSLY?!), he hurries back over to her to offer her a hand.]

Are you hurt?

[godaime]

[ Tsunade is back on her feet within moments. She doesn't appear to have any significant injury. In fact, she just decides to use that as evidence for something that she needs to point out. ]

And that was an example of my luck.

[kinship]

[He just stares for a moment, before bursting out laughing.]

...that really is some bad luck.

[godaime]

I can count the number of times I won a gamble on one hand, and this is coming from four decades of gambling.

[ She shrugs. ] Not that it matters since the town took any memories of winning away, but that's why I wrote out my life story in advance, right?

[kinship]

Writing out your life story sounds like a good idea here, though I guess mine would still be pretty short and boring.

[Because he's just an average child.]

[godaime]

Well, that's not a bad thing. It's simpler and easier to remember. And you'd be able to revel in the memories of how it used to be.

[kinship]

Is your life story free for viewing? It sounds like a good read.

[godaime]

It's still in a rough publishing, and it gets boring half-way through with twenty years of my life getting redundant after the first page. [ Though this is just a front. Tsunade doesn't want Cain to see or read about Nawaki or Dan. That stuff is a bit too private. ]

[kinship]

It's okay, not every life can be interesting all the time, I bet that would be really exhausting.

[godaime]

You're right. Even at home, my life isn't interesting sometimes despite the fact that I lead an entire village. In fact, sometimes it gets a bit redundant.

[kinship]

Wow, I don't think I've ever met the leader of an entire village before.

[Forever polite, he's met several world leaders.]

[godaime]

You haven't? Have you met any powerful people in your life? Ever?

[ She suspects as much given his wise decision about the resistances. Something does seem off here though. Maybe she was just too vague! ]

[kinship]

[Oh. Well, that's a bit of a more direct question, and he hesitates a moment before nodding.]

A few, more military than anything.

[godaime]

[ GOTCHA. BUSTED. ]

What was their rank? I lead the military of my own country, and then I have a huge role on the united army, as you already know.

[kinship]

[He rolls his shoulders, still with an easy smile affixed to his face.]

I'm afraid I can't remember all their ranks and names off hand.

[godaime]

Eh, it's all right. I understand. How did you get the opportunity to meet all of these people anyways? [ she thought you were a normal kid.... ]

[kinship]

[Stop asking all the HARD QUESTIONS.]

My family is associated with the military, I guess it was inevitable.

[godaime]

You know, I should have guessed that earlier. You're very knowledgeable for your age, Cain. Does your families connections have anything to do with the reason why you're a pacifist too?

[/ASKS THEM ANYWAYS.]

[kinship]

I just don't believe violence does any good, other than to perpetuate the cycle of violence further.

[Plus, he has his own guard dog all the time anyway.]

[godaime]

I know that, but I was asking if your family's connections and closeness with the military influenced your decision to become a pacifist.

[ just like how Tsunade has her own guard pig! ]