2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

Comments

[godaime]

They took two weeks away from my memory. Though luckily, they weren't too important. Except they took every won I ever made while I gambled. [ Such a rare occasion, and nowshe can't remember it! ] I'm just fine.

[kinship]

[He wasn't sure whether to be relieved she wasn't hurt, or a little angry that Abel had been, when he could so easily have come out unscathed like her.]

Good... you should be careful with the Post Office, though.

[godaime]

I'm aware of the risks, I'm aware of the risks. I was expecting a missing kidney or losing my dominant or something. [ Somehow, fate smiled favorably upon her although she did feel a little guilt directed at those who were less fortunate. ] Though, they seem to normally take memories from what I heard.

[kinship]

[Was there a slight flinch when she mentioned a missing kidney? If there was, it's replaced by a smile right away.]

Then I'm glad you're okay, and that nothing too valuable was lost.

[godaime]

I wouldn't quite say that. Every memory I ever had when it came to winning a bet or a gamble is now right out of memory. [ ....She really enjoyed winning. ]

[kinship]

You'll just have to make some new memories of that, then, win some new games.

[godaime]

Easier said than done kid. I rarely win anything. [ She shrugs. Hopefully that can help Cain set in the idea that she sort of loses every bet she makes. ]

[kinship]

Why don't we play one day? I don't know many games, so you're sure to win, right?

[godaime]

Oi, oi. It's not really about games so much as it's about gambling. [ Tonton's face flattens and grimaces at the mention of Tsunade's gambling. ]

[kinship]

[Hm.]

Okay, then. I bet you a dime that I can beat you in a race to the end of the street.

[godaime]

A race? Is that what you're on? Tch. You're on. [ Tsunade gets in a ready to mobilize position waiting for both her and Cain to begin. ]

[kinship]

[He crouches in a ready position, even though he's planning to hold back and let her win to make her feel better.]

[godaime]

[ And go! Tsunade starts to charge with a reasonably quick pace! ]

[kinship]

[Cain tries to moderate his pace, he wants to let her win... but not by too much, so he's attempting to stay just behind her.]

[godaime]

[ Tsunade continues to rush and even starts to gain more ground on Cain until tragedy strikes.

A squirrel's acorn collection is tossed about by a strong gust of wind. Tsunade jumps in an attempt to evade them. ]

[kinship]

[Cain hasn't even noticed the acorn attack, as luck would have it, it didn't cross his path. So he's accidentally gaining on Tsunade, catching up on her heels.]

[godaime]

[ A drone kid wheels past the two racing people in his tricycle. The kid is a paperboy and he doesn't like what he's seeing. He picks up the heaviest monday paper there is and tosses it at Tsunade's face. ]

Women can't race! [ Tsunade's face meets the newspaper, and down she goes with an oof. ]

[kinship]

[Cain really didn't see that coming, even with his talent for working out every possible outcome, and so he goes zooming past before he realises it and skids to a stop at the end of the street.]

Tsunade!

[Ignoring he's just won (SERIOUSLY?!), he hurries back over to her to offer her a hand.]

Are you hurt?

[godaime]

[ Tsunade is back on her feet within moments. She doesn't appear to have any significant injury. In fact, she just decides to use that as evidence for something that she needs to point out. ]

And that was an example of my luck.

[kinship]

[He just stares for a moment, before bursting out laughing.]

...that really is some bad luck.

[godaime]

I can count the number of times I won a gamble on one hand, and this is coming from four decades of gambling.

[ She shrugs. ] Not that it matters since the town took any memories of winning away, but that's why I wrote out my life story in advance, right?

[kinship]

Writing out your life story sounds like a good idea here, though I guess mine would still be pretty short and boring.

[Because he's just an average child.]

[godaime]

Well, that's not a bad thing. It's simpler and easier to remember. And you'd be able to revel in the memories of how it used to be.

[kinship]

Is your life story free for viewing? It sounds like a good read.

[godaime]

It's still in a rough publishing, and it gets boring half-way through with twenty years of my life getting redundant after the first page. [ Though this is just a front. Tsunade doesn't want Cain to see or read about Nawaki or Dan. That stuff is a bit too private. ]