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godaime) wrote in mayfield_rpg2012-01-15 03:00 pm
2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]
[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]
[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]
What on Ea-[ BOOM
Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]
[ B - Phone. ]
Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]
[ C - The Post Office ]
[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.
If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]
Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!
[ D - Anywhere! ]
[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]
[ E - Olney's Tavern ]
[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.
[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]
What on Ea-[ BOOM
Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]
[ B - Phone. ]
Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]
[ C - The Post Office ]
[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.
If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]
Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!
[ D - Anywhere! ]
[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]
[ E - Olney's Tavern ]
[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.
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H-Hey! [ Tonton invading her personal space is something the girl ought to be used to, but she still squirms a bit. ] That tickles!!
[ Once she calms down from the piggy though, she's back to try to make her way through the paper towards her master. ]
Is this seriously all of it? [ In before some more magically appears over her head just for asking.......... ]
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Tonton just oinks and happily stands by Sakura's side when she's done sniffing. Sakura doesn't smell like old in the slightest, so she'll be sticking to her. Tsunade just gazes around the room with a cynical outlook. ]
I'd say about an eighth. [ And, just for asking, another blast should appear from the box like confetti spreading absolutely everywhere onto the two women. ] Okay, maybe about a twelfth.
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Smart pig too. Sakura's the one who can bully the most food out of people, so therefore she's the better choice. ]
Are you serious!? [ It doesn't take much effort to grab at a sheet to overlook it. ] This one doesn't have your signature on it [ and another! ] as well as this one!
DID YOU EVEN FILL OUT ANY OF THIS!?
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Yes. Sakura can take her to school and Tonton can eat the cafeteria as ... Sakura becomes promptly feared. Thank god her and Rin can't meet! The level of Tsun they'd both display would destroy the world.
However, with Sakura properly catching Tsunade's idleness, all she can do is raise her voice back at the student. ]
Hey! I probably filled out at least one of these around here! [ And then she begins to file through them with rapid succession. ] Noise report on Naruto, field trip to the Hokage's mansion, hospital admission records for Kakashi Hatake [ Which is about the side of a trash can. ] I don't even know what this one is... [ Drunk Kage writings. ]
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... That's the only one you signed? Really?
[ Sakura, it is a bad idea to question her WHY. ]
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Though I'm sure there are some other signed documents here! [ NOW TO AVOID FURTHER ANGER... ] I mean, I signed everyone relating to you! [ congratulations, Sakura! You're able to bypass 95% of Konoha's red tape and get something signed by the Hokage compared to the billions of others that never ever get a signature! You should feel proud! ]
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Um.
What are we going to do with this mess? Should we worry about picking up the ones that flew outside?
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Well, we could go after them but since this is paperwork from three years ago and it's still not signed, I don't see the point in tiring ourselves out now. [ She shrugs. ] Besides, I can say I lost it with translation or when it was being filed or something if worst comes to worst.
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Well, it's pointless to chase after it. [ Shrugging her shoulders as well. ] Filling it out here does no good, right? Because we're stuck here.
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So Konoha is safe for about three weeks! Rejoice! Bankruptcy is not immediately. ]
Well, Sakura, now that you mention it, it'd be a shame if all of this paperwork were to go mysteriously missing and carried off by the wind. [ ....Nice idea! ]
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Do we really want anyone in this town to see all of our dirty laundry? [ WHAT IF THERE ARE ENEMY NINJA LURKING IN THE TREES?? ] I shouldn't question your judgment, but I feel that I should remind you of the things we've left behind. They may very well be here as well!
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[ FYEAH NINJAING IMPROVE SKILLS!!! ]
I've got a strange question for you. Was this part of your Christmas gift from the town? I opened a box from them myself, but I didn't really get anything.. like this.
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[ ABILITY TO BURN STUFF +30. LEVEL UP. Tsunade reflects on the question for a moment before replying with an affirmative nod. ]
Yeah. It was marked as a Christmas gift from Santa, but I decided not to open it until I could guess what it is, since sometimes the gifts explode or have something even worse in that. Of course, this being Mayfield, the second had a much, much, higher chance of happening than the first
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In the mean time, we should work on setting up traps around the building just in case.
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I agree. [ She takes a brief glance to the giant tree on their front lawn before getting a wonderful idea. ] Hm. Sakura, do you think they regenerate the trees if they're destroyed?
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[ Gotta keep that confidence up some how.. ]
It's hard to say. I think we won't know until we try it. [ The ninja way of EXPERIMENTING ON ALL THE THINGS shines through. ] Let's get to it!
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Hmph. You're right Sakura. Let's go! [ She opens the door and calmly walks into the fron lawn where she just stares at the giant suburban tree. This is going to be interesting. ]
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Admittedly, the latter is less forgiving. ]
Alright, here I go! [ Without wait, she leaps towards the tree with the full intent of running up along the trunk.
.. And casually just falls to her ass not even a couple feet up. ]
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She watches Sakura hit the floor with a dud. Well then. That was a pretty rude move, town. She just keeps a perfectly deadpan expression as she just blankly stares at her student. ]
Well, Sakura, it's better than what I can do at the moment. Try again. Maybe that was just a mistake.
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[ She can't help but think, swirlies and flying birds aside, that Tsunade wants to see her fail again for her own amusement. ]
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Make sure to gather all chakra at your feet.
[ It's mostly for the reason she stated above, though there is a tiny bit part that's for her own amusement. ]
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I don't give up. [ Just stating that for the record, Miss Boombooms. ] Just watch!
[ Repeating the same action and expecting different results is really naive, as Sakura falls flat on her face this time. ]
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Well, the town gave you back some chakra control but not enough to even climb a tree. [ Huh. ] We'll work on strength and speed training instead. Once you've reached a certain point we'll try the tree again, all right? [ Tsunade's training plan is ingenious! Except for the fact that Sakura may never be able to climb this tree ): ]