mayfield_rpg | 2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone. ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ]

[ C - The Post Office ]

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, very old lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinkly as ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side. ]

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ]

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ] All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn.

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[Oh, well hello again. Lucifer had been frequenting the tavern as another means of watching the people in the town more than for his own benefit. But hey look, a repeat customer, of sorts.

He'll walk up to the counter beside Tsunade.]

And no need to charge the lady. I'll be paying for her drink.

[He smiles, and nods to her.]

Hello again miss.

[ If it wasn't for the fact that they'd be tortured monthly and she sort of needs to get back to the battlefield to prevent two other countries from losing their leader, she could definitely get used to this!

Tsunade beams at the sudden act of generosity, and, indeed, this makes the getting slizzard prospect all the more satisfying. ] Why hello there! Glad to see you can still recognize me. [ Because people have been struggling to piece together that she's suddenly twenty. ]

And thank you for the drink.

[To be fair, it wasn't too hard. Lucifer was so used to watching people age that seeing them somehow change that aging? Not too hard.

That, and you're one of the few women he's ever seen come in here, Tsunade.]

My pleasure.

[He looks over at the pig, and smiles.]

Interesting choice of a pet!

[ Both are perfectly valid excuses!

Tsunade is only here because it's the only place where a woman can get a drink ): if there was a place where sexism wasn't constantly interfering with her drunk times, she'd definitely be heading there instead. ]

Tonton? Tch. Thanks. I rescued her from a farmer when she was just a piglet. Ever since then, she's been a great part of my life. Though, I can't say I'm amused that she's been brought to some place as hellish as Mayfield. [ She covers Tonton's ears for the last part who just darts a suspicious glance around the room, as if someone is saying something she wouldn't approve. ]

[Lucifer chuckles a little bit at the care Tsunade seems to give the pig.]

Better in sight than on possibly on someone else's table though, don't you think?

Well, if that particular person likes having their sight, I agree. [ She's confident everyone in the United Konoha Force can definitely tell the difference between Tonton and some other pig! Official notices went out and everything!

But yes, she is threatening the damn hypothetical pig killer. ]

[Just a roar of laughter from Lucifer at that. He isn't someone who grows easily fond of other creatures, pets or not, but he understands protecting one's own property at least.]

You shouldn't have much worry of it now, at least, miss!

You seem to have an appreciation for a drink after a day's labor. A habit from home, or one from here, if you mind me asking?

Yeah. Luckily people are more concerned with getting out of here alive than Tonton, which is quite a relief.

[ Tsunade just smirks and apathetically shrugs. ]

I drink even when I'm not laboring. It's been about thirty years since I started doing this on a regular basis. I picked it up while traveling. But, I make sure to use it as a reward for my work now, so you wouldn't catch me dead or alive getting sauced while something serious is going on.

And what is it you do, if I could ask miss?

I'm a combat medic. I heal people but I'm just as famous for my medical skills as I am for my fighting.

A rather dangerous occupation, but I don't doubt you're formidable in it! Many of the people here seem to be quite spectacular.

[And that pleases Lucifer. Greatly. It's rare to find so many people who have the kind of unique souls, the strength, as those gathered in Mayfield.]

Yep. Won a war for my village back home, and now I've been leading that village for about three years. I've certainly turned into quite the busy woman. [ She sighs at the latter point. ] If only those people could put those spectacular talents to use.

They will, eventually.

Conflict like this town provides causes people to realize what they can actually do.

[Or causes them to sink and be ground down, separating the weak from the strong. But he won't tell that part of his philosophy yet.]

And then they don't put that to good use still. If everyone discovered what they could truly do, then maybe they'd think about using it in ways that wouldn't benefit the town. Until they don't though, it'd be hard for them to get anywhere. They can't realize what they actually do if they're puppets on strings though I hope you're right, Lucifer.

[ She's met worse philosophies out there and, to be honest, her philosophy is something about the world of fire, bonds, memories, friendship and asskicking. So she knows how to tolerate other's. ]

I think they realize it more than you think. Not everyone is open with realizations of themselves.

And things that seem to benefit oppression? Have a tendency to boomerang back against oppressors.

Well, maybe you're right. One can only sure as hell hope it boomerangs though it'd be hard to do when they can drone you at a blink of an eye. I'm sure many people have already made progress with themselves and be willing to help right now when they would never do so earlier, so there's always that to be proud of.

Indeed. Progress, more than anything, should be cherished. Should be rewarded. I've never understood people who would be happy to let things lay simply as they are.

I'd understand if someone wanted to stay here given that, somewhere, a world like this looks like a tea party to some other person in some other world but to actively state they prefer things like this is a bit out there. Do people really think the town is just fine the way it is? I've never actually heard of that

To stay here and to let it remain the same are two different things. I can comprehend one, but not the other.

And even if something does become what you want it to be? Still, you should have it continue to move forward. To become new.

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