2 ♕ The Hangover [Phone/Action]

[godaime]

[ A - 849 Goldberg Street ]

[ When the sirens began to ring, the only thing Tsunade could do was wake and dash downstairs. There, she encountered her package. Regains from Christmas. She was hesitant to open them during Christmas, given their lack of marking, but, now, without any clue of what would be inside, she decided it would be best if she could open them. Her first one? A picture of a bunch of paperwork from home. ]

What on Ea-[ BOOM

Within the seconds of Tsunade's statement the house seemingly explodes into paper filled chaos. Stacks and stacks of paperwork begin to torrent around the living room, and the living room door bursts wide open, with paper flying out of there by the forests. If you dare to take a look to see what the hell just happened, you'll get a Tsunade who's sitting down with paper up to her shoulders before her pet pig, Tonton, stark naked and without her expensive pearl necklace, pops out of the paper with a fierce oink! ]

[ B - Phone.  ]

Ah, this is probably the worst hangover I ever had. [ Her voice sounds haggard and raspy. She sounds exhausted and weakened by all accounts. ] I can't even remember the last couple of days. What the hell did I drink....? [ She knows what really happened, but, she wants to synthesize as much information as possible and for that, she has to play dumb ] 

[ C - The Post Office ] 

[ With the realization that the paperwork had her entire life story and biography in it with the mysteriously missing parts filled in with her journal that has a day by day summary of her life, Tsunade realized it was time to go to the post office. On the way there, you see a very, veryold lady walking into the office. If you're in there, you know what happens. Tsunade finally made a trade and is, within a blink of an eye, transformed to her younger state.

If you're waiting outside out of curiosity, Tsunade emerges young and not wrinklyas ever. Her loyal pet pig is by her side.  ] 

Ah, Tonton, now that that's out of the way, let's get going. Oink!

[ D - Anywhere! ] 

[ There is a pig following you. Just a random pig. And no matter how much you try to shake it off, it just won't leave you alone. It'll continue to follow you down many streets, with its nose slammed into the ground like a police canine unit. Yep. She doesn't speak, she doesn't talk, she doesn't do anything but follow. ]

[ E - Olney's Tavern ]

[ Tsunade, with her trusty pet pig in her purse like Paris Hilton and chihuahuas, sits at the bar, wallet ready and eager. ]  All right, bartender, make some magic for me. This damn town took two weeks away from my memory, and, in return, I'd like to forget whatever the hell I've been doing from now until the 27th. One Long Island Iced Tea. By the gallon even, I don't give a damn. 

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[golds]

[ SHE WILL JUST PROCEED TO KEEP GOING because seriously, why are pigs running around freely here, it's weird. Good luck trying to catch up with her, Tonton - even if she's just normally walking and all. ]

[godaime]

[ Eventually, Tonton will disappear. She no longer seems to be tailing Eva, nor does she seem to be following her closely.

This sensation that she's not being followed will last several blocks until the grocery bag itself starts to rustle. ]

[golds]

[ Well, it's a good thing that she's not being followed anymore.. Especially by a pig..

But then the bag rustles and she's fairly sure she didn't buy anything that's still alive, unless the fish in the store here are zombiefied. So she'll just be eyeing the bag suspiciously.. ]

[godaime]

[ Just as Eva begins to eye the bag suspiciously, Tonton will pop out with an apple in her mouth and a very strong, but muffled oink.

Yep. She somehow got into your groceries and began to eat them. ]

[golds]

[ ... The pig is in her groceries. Eating her groceries. ]

What do you think you're doing..? [ she frowns at the pig, as if it would suddenly just answer that out of nowhere.. ]

[godaime]

[ The pig scrambles back into the bag as Tsunade comes walking up the street. She looks noticeably younger and less wrinkly. The elderly woman who knocked out a drone girl looks no more than twenty five now. She walks, eying the place suspiciously until she stops right next to Eva. With her acute sense of hearing, hearing Tonton's erratic heart beat was nothing too challenging for Tsunade.

Her tone is somewhat irritated but it is very very strict. ]

Tonton, get out of that woman's groceries! Right now!

[golds]

Ah.. [ yes, this is a woman she recognizes, even if she's looking less wrinkly for some reason - Eva just instantly assumes it's because of this place, just like everything else weird. ]

This here belongs to you? [ pointing at the pig a little. ]

[godaime]

[ She nervously grabs the back of her hair because this is really pretty damn embarrassing. ]

Yep! Sorry about that! She probably tracked you by your scent because I met you once and because you seem to have a fine taste in groceries. [ She peers into the bag as Tonton hops out eagerly with an oink. ] I'll pay for what she's destroyed, all right?

[golds]

It would've been fine even if you hadn't paid, really, even here I'm not poor enough to not even be able to afford groceries.

[ but that's mostly just since it's Tsunade, if it were most of the other people she would have made them pay back every single penny. ]

You should perhaps invest some time though in training your.. pet.

[godaime]

I never implied you were, I just don't like having open debts when I just have a new start. [ All of those debt collectors she fled from.... All of them. ]

Tonton's normally well-behaved. I think it's the new location starting to scare her into some more primal behavior.

[golds]

Don't worry, I wouldn't consider something like this a debt. This.. 'Tonton' of yours seems to have quite the mind of her own either way. [ giggle. ]

Do you think she might need some time to get used to it, then..?

[godaime]

Tonton is her own little girl with her own thoughts. I can't tell you how many times she defensively leaped in front of me, or destroyed a bacon aisle or something, heh. [ She laughs. ]

Maybe about a week or two, give or take. She's a quick learner. I used to travel all the time.

[golds]

[ She chuckles a little, although it's a little more.. warm, almost, this time. ]

It sounds more like a child than a pet, to be entirely honest.

[godaime]

Well, I've had her for such a long time she is part of the family. [ She doesn't mind the description, although she is curious. Is Tonton really like a child to her? ] Though, I didn't know my love for her measured up like a mother to a daughter type of thing.